Bad Girls Quotes
Dorothy Haley: But as Edna says, nobody knows whether a person's good or bad but the person themselves. And they won't tell.
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Gavin: [after using his giant Hummer to run over some guy's car] This section of the lot is for Huns only, enema head.
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Helen Stewart: So, what do you propose?
Simon Stubberfield: Well, he's been suspended now. He can stay off whilst we have some kind of enquiry. I don't see him being away much longer than that.
Helen Stewart: So, it will be the usual white wash job?
Simon Stubberfield: Jim Fenner's one of our best officers.
Helen Stewart: Hold on a minute, Simon. That man has just beaten up one of our inmates.
Simon Stubberfield: That's her story.
Helen Stewart: And it's one that I believe! I also believe that he was having an affair with her. I've suspected it for a long time. He was doing the same with Rachel Hicks and there's probably others.
Simon Stubberfield: This is all conjecture.
Helen Stewart: We've been here before which is why we need a full investigation. Why else are you suspending him if not for that?
Simon Stubberfield: Well, there are procedures.
Helen Stewart: Oh - so you can be seen to be doing your job, so that it doesn't affect your promotion?
Simon Stubberfield: Now, look here, Helen. I've had enough of this.
Helen Stewart: That's it, Simon, pull rank. Just sweep it under the carpet.
Simon Stubberfield: Can I remind you that I am in charge in Larkhall whether you like it or not!
Helen Stewart: Well I don't like it! I don't like it one bit!
Simon Stubberfield: Well, he's been suspended now. He can stay off whilst we have some kind of enquiry. I don't see him being away much longer than that.
Helen Stewart: So, it will be the usual white wash job?
Simon Stubberfield: Jim Fenner's one of our best officers.
Helen Stewart: Hold on a minute, Simon. That man has just beaten up one of our inmates.
Simon Stubberfield: That's her story.
Helen Stewart: And it's one that I believe! I also believe that he was having an affair with her. I've suspected it for a long time. He was doing the same with Rachel Hicks and there's probably others.
Simon Stubberfield: This is all conjecture.
Helen Stewart: We've been here before which is why we need a full investigation. Why else are you suspending him if not for that?
Simon Stubberfield: Well, there are procedures.
Helen Stewart: Oh - so you can be seen to be doing your job, so that it doesn't affect your promotion?
Simon Stubberfield: Now, look here, Helen. I've had enough of this.
Helen Stewart: That's it, Simon, pull rank. Just sweep it under the carpet.
Simon Stubberfield: Can I remind you that I am in charge in Larkhall whether you like it or not!
Helen Stewart: Well I don't like it! I don't like it one bit!
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Maxine Purvis: What you looking at?
Yvonne Atkins: Not half as as many years as you.
Yvonne Atkins: Not half as as many years as you.
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Sylvia Hollamby: Age?
Laura Canning: Eighteen.
Laura Canning: Religion?
Laura Canning: Christian.
Sylvia Hollamby: Hmm... Next of Kin?
Laura Canning: [shakes her head no]
Sylvia Hollamby: Dispatched them all, have you?
Laura Canning: Eighteen.
Laura Canning: Religion?
Laura Canning: Christian.
Sylvia Hollamby: Hmm... Next of Kin?
Laura Canning: [shakes her head no]
Sylvia Hollamby: Dispatched them all, have you?
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[a man, accompanied by Di, is moving hairdressing equipment into the two Julies' cell]
Julie Saunders: What you puttin' it in here for?
Di Barker: Because this is your new salon.
Julie Saunders: You're having a flippin' laugh, int ya?
Di Barker: Even the best hairdressers had to start somewhere.
Julie Johnston: Not in a bleedin' cell, they never!
Julie Saunders: What you puttin' it in here for?
Di Barker: Because this is your new salon.
Julie Saunders: You're having a flippin' laugh, int ya?
Di Barker: Even the best hairdressers had to start somewhere.
Julie Johnston: Not in a bleedin' cell, they never!
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[after being caught kissing a fellow inmate]
Helen Stewart: What is going on?
Nikki Wade: I thought that was blindingly obvious.
Helen Stewart: What is going on?
Nikki Wade: I thought that was blindingly obvious.
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[During a riot]
Helen Stewart: This is a Governor's order: [shouting]
Helen Stewart: Get back to your cells, now.
Helen Stewart: This is a Governor's order: [shouting]
Helen Stewart: Get back to your cells, now.
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Phyl Oswyn: [after Bev is back from seeing the guv] So what did you tell that half-wit?
Bev Tull: I went to tell her that you have nothing to do with my situation. [opens their secret drug cupboard]
Bev Tull: That you're clean.
Phyl Oswyn: The piss tests will tell her that.
Bev Tull: Oh, thank you. [pulls out some drugs]
Bev Tull: Oh, thank God I had a bit put by for emergencies.
Phyl Oswyn: What are you doing?
Bev Tull: Well, what's it look like?
Phyl Oswyn: [tries to snatch the drugs] You give me that!
Bev Tull: [pulls away] Look just get *off* me! You're not my keeper.
Phyl Oswyn: God help you! If you mentioned anything!
Bev Tull: Would I bite the hand that feeds? I took the rap for everything. I'd like to think we might take that into consideration for the future. Your business activities can continue? unhindered.
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Phyl Oswyn: [after seeing Neil Grayling approaching] By your beds, here's Gaylord.
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Phyl Oswyn: [referring to Fenner's return] At least we know what the topic of conversation is going to be for the next six months.
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Julie Saunders: Bleedin' cancer might come back and beat me, but I ain't gonna let Fenner.
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Bev Tull: [to Frank] You know, I can't remember the last time anybody bought me a present. You're like a knight in shining... well, a white van.
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Natalie Buxton: I reckon Fenner would be a prime candidate to be undead. Think about it. All the things he did when he was alive... imagine what he can do now that he's dead.
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Natalie Buxton: Oi! They better sack that bitch after what she did to me.
Colin Hedges: She didn't do that much damage, your mouth's still working.
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Cassie Tyler: I'm not in the habit of ballsing things up.
Barbara Hunt: In here on holiday, are you?
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Jim Fenner: [addressing G-Wing] A lot of you already know me, those of you who don't, well, you will. I've got a lifetime of experience in this service and if it's taught me one thing, there's no point in a "them and us" inside these walls. I run a regime based on co-operation and respect. Now that works both ways - you respect me, I'll respect you. You don't... well, you'll wish you had.
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Jim Fenner: [to the two Julies] Cheer up, ladies. What am I saying? Of course! You two have got sod all to be happy about, haven't you?
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Jim Fenner: Ah, but you see, I blame you Helen, cause everytime I walk in here, I have to face the evil cow who came that far away from killing me. [indicates a small distance with his thumb and forefinger]
Helen Stewart: Well, let's hope the next time she's *that* much luckier.
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Jim Fenner: I'm gonna swing for that bloody cow one of these days.
Sylvia Hollamby: You'll get in line like the rest of us.
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Jim Fenner: Should my ears be burning?
Colin Hedges: More than your ears, Fenner.
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