Bad Girls Quote
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: [walking into a pawn brokers, looking for an engagement ring] Looking for something conventional, not too pricy. How about that top one there, how much is that?
Sales Assistant: A hundred and fifty, sir.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Good God!
Sales Assistant: Well, it's nine-carrot gold and it's got the...
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: [interrupting] Forget the pitch! Much too expensive.
Sales Assistant: [she shows Malcolm some cheaper rings] Well, we've got these.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Ah, yes. That's more like it.
Sales Assistant: Only... they're cubic zircon, they're not real diamonds.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Yeah, well it's the sparkle, isn't it? I can't tell the difference.
Sales Assistant: Er, do you know the size you'd like, sir?
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Well, how big's a pork sausage? I don't know! Fairly large!
Sales Assistant: That'll be twenty-nine pounds and ninety-nine pence.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: I trust you'll throw in a presentation box.
TV Show: Bad Girls
