Bad Girls Quotes
Di Barker: I'll be off now.
Sylvia Hollamby: I sometimes wonder who's got more rights, us or the cons.
Di Barker: I'll soon be back.
Sylvia Hollamby: Course.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Jim'll fix it.
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Crystal Gordon: [a woman of African decent] Any of you seen my hair oil?
Denny Blood: No.
Crystal Gordon: Where is it then [looks at Renee, who is smiling at her]
Crystal Gordon: What are you grinning at? Did you take my hair oil?
Renee Williams: After you used it? Are you joking!
Crystal Gordon: Well someone did! £2.50 that cost me! [to Renee]
Crystal Gordon: I hope you know what the bible says about a knife through a knife!
Renee Williams: 'Ere [throws a banana at her]
Renee Williams: Maybe that'll take your mind off it!
Crystal Gordon: Right, I'm going straight to Betts!
Renee Williams: I thought you liked bananas! So much for being generous, then. Would you rather have an apple, then? [bursts in laughter]
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Sharon 'Shaz' Wylie: You gotta laugh, ain't ya? I mean there's us saying we done murder on her and all it took were a nut.
Karen Betts: If you think that's funny then I suggest there's something seriously wrong with your attitude.
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Shaz Wiley: What?
Karen Betts: Oh, I don't know... How 'bout the truth?
Shaz Wiley: All right, your career's gone down the bog and your hair looks like crap, Miss.
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Al Mackenzie: [In an attempt to stop the prison being privatized, the women have taken actor Christopher Biggins, whilst visiting the prison, hostage. He is keeping them entertained with a Shakespearean monologue] This is pish!
Christopher Biggins: I'm doing my BEST! What do you want? Prozzie jokes?
Julie Johnston: Prozzie jokes?
Julie Saunders: Excuse me?
Julie Johnston: Punters is the only jokes we know.
Christopher Biggins: Sorry, no offence intended.
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Tina Purvis: [about Fenner] He's like a flippin' boomerang - he just keeps coming back.
Julie Saunders: A bit like you, Teen.
Julie Johnston: Fenner's more like herpes, that keeps comin' back n'all.
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Tina Purvis: [to Phyl and Bev] 'Ere! You pair must think I'm a right muppet! Every time I turn round, you two have f'ed off somewhere.
Bev Tull: You have our sincere apologies.
Tina Purvis: Yeah, well you can stick 'em up your chuff 'cause I ain't putting up with it no more.
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Tina Purvis: Hiya, Mrs Hollamby! Bet you didn't expect to see me again so soon, eh?
Sylvia Hollamby: I'm surprised it's taken you as long, O'Kane - your sort always get vertigo on the straight and narrow.
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Tina Purvis: What you playing at? I'm doing the sodding lot out here.
Phyl Oswyn: Careful, Tina, the Voodoo Dolly might hear you.
Sylvia Hollamby: I wouldn't let that concern you, O'Kane. [to Phyl and Bev]
Sylvia Hollamby: Seems that Voodoo Doll turned out to be my lucky charm - thanks to an inheritance, I'm a property millionairess. Now get off your backsides and start working or you're sacked!
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Darlene Cake: You must got to let me smoke da wisdom weed or you is oppressin' me!
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