Batman - The Animated Series Quotes
[Dent's face contorts, then smooths out after being taunted by Thorne over his split-personality]
Harvey Dent: [Calmly] There's just one problem.
Rupert Thorne: Oh yea? What's that?
Harvey Dent: [Growling] You're talkin' to the wrong Harvey.
Harvey Dent: [Calmly] There's just one problem.
Rupert Thorne: Oh yea? What's that?
Harvey Dent: [Growling] You're talkin' to the wrong Harvey.
TV Show: Batman - The Animated Series
(Bruce Wayne is having a nightmare)
Two-Face: (Falling from a bridge to his death) Why couldn't you save me?! (He vanishes, and is replaced by Bruce's parents)
Thomas Wayne: Why couldn't you save us, son?
(Bruce wakes up, sweating. He then turns to a photo of Two-Face from a newspaper)
Bruce Wayne: What are you dreaming tonight, Harvey? Peaceful dreams? Nightmares? Maybe both at once. Sleep well, my friend. Whether you are, whatever you've become... I will save you. I swear.
Two-Face: (Falling from a bridge to his death) Why couldn't you save me?! (He vanishes, and is replaced by Bruce's parents)
Thomas Wayne: Why couldn't you save us, son?
(Bruce wakes up, sweating. He then turns to a photo of Two-Face from a newspaper)
Bruce Wayne: What are you dreaming tonight, Harvey? Peaceful dreams? Nightmares? Maybe both at once. Sleep well, my friend. Whether you are, whatever you've become... I will save you. I swear.
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[Batman causes Two-Face to lose his coin among several others]
Two-Face: No! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! My coin... where is it?! I can't decide without-- Ooohh, no, it's gotta be here, it's gotta! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!(shrieks frantically, and finally collapses onto the floor sobbing)
Two-Face: No! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! My coin... where is it?! I can't decide without-- Ooohh, no, it's gotta be here, it's gotta! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!(shrieks frantically, and finally collapses onto the floor sobbing)
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Mr. Lucky: Lost? You have that bewildered look, but your sort always does.
Thug: (grabs him threateningly) I ain't lost. I'm lookin' for you! I wanna know how come you always win, Mr. Lucky.
Mr. Lucky: It's quite simple, actually. I fix the games.
Thug: You can't fix all those sports. Nobody can!
Mr. Lucky: Oh, ye of little brain, allow me to illustrate. [hands the thug an envelope] Here. You can read, can't you?
Thug: [reads it] "Boo!" Hey, is this some kinda joke?
Mr. Lucky: It's no joke, I assure you. It's the fear of victory, and the agony of...
[The Thug pulls Mr. Lucky out of the shadows, revealing his true identity: ]
Scarecrow: ... the Scarecrow!
Thug: (grabs him threateningly) I ain't lost. I'm lookin' for you! I wanna know how come you always win, Mr. Lucky.
Mr. Lucky: It's quite simple, actually. I fix the games.
Thug: You can't fix all those sports. Nobody can!
Mr. Lucky: Oh, ye of little brain, allow me to illustrate. [hands the thug an envelope] Here. You can read, can't you?
Thug: [reads it] "Boo!" Hey, is this some kinda joke?
Mr. Lucky: It's no joke, I assure you. It's the fear of victory, and the agony of...
[The Thug pulls Mr. Lucky out of the shadows, revealing his true identity: ]
Scarecrow: ... the Scarecrow!
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Batman: Change of luck, Scarecrow? You're aware that gambling is illegal in Gotham?
Scarecrow: I need the money, Batman! You know the cost of chemicals these days.
Scarecrow: I need the money, Batman! You know the cost of chemicals these days.
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Sherman's Mom: You're not trying to make gunpowder again, are you?
Sherman: No, Mom! Honest!
Roberta: We just saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant, and now we're hiding him from some bad criminals.
Mom: That's good, just don't make a mess.
Sherman: No, Mom! Honest!
Roberta: We just saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant, and now we're hiding him from some bad criminals.
Mom: That's good, just don't make a mess.
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Batman: Here's how it works, slimeball. I have questions, and if you have answers, I'll leave you alone.
Thorne: Oh, I have plenty of answers... thirty-eight caliber answers. Now then, you were saying?
Batman: (Using Thorne as a shield) I was saying, you'd better hope your men are very good shots.
Thorne: Oh, I have plenty of answers... thirty-eight caliber answers. Now then, you were saying?
Batman: (Using Thorne as a shield) I was saying, you'd better hope your men are very good shots.
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Nostromos: I predict... you and I are about to become rich as pigs!
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Bruce: What is this?
Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it isn't, it's a cooked rat.
Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it isn't, it's a cooked rat.
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Alfred: This must be the place! Bring us down!
Batwing Computer: Negative.
Alfred: But Master Bruce is down there! We have to land!
Computer: Impossible. Area too confined.
Alfred: (Pounding controls) Land, you bucket of bolts!
Computer: Your funeral.
Batwing Computer: Negative.
Alfred: But Master Bruce is down there! We have to land!
Computer: Impossible. Area too confined.
Alfred: (Pounding controls) Land, you bucket of bolts!
Computer: Your funeral.
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Jervis Tetch: (Discussing the subject of Alice to his lab rats.) Of course, intellectually I know it's wrong. After all, she has a boyfriend. Better to withdraw like a gentleman- forget her, turn my heart to other pursuits. [Brief pause] NEVER! After all, I've created a chip strong enough to control a human brain! It would be so easy to make her forget her boorish beau and love ME! But...that would reduce her to a soulless shell. No...not my Alice.
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Mad Hatter: I'll cut that cowl from your neck before you take her! I've waited my whole lonely life for her!
Batman: Then all you've waited for is a puppet. A soulless little doll.
Mad Hatter: It didn't have to be this way! You made me do this to her!
Batman: Then all you've waited for is a puppet. A soulless little doll.
Mad Hatter: It didn't have to be this way! You made me do this to her!
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Mad Hatter: [As Alice runs to her fiancee while he looks on, defeated] Would not, could not... oh, would not, could not... could not join the dance.
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Batman: (About the Bat-Signal) Got a new toy, I see.
Gordon: I figured it might come in handy.
Gordon: I figured it might come in handy.
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Wormwood: Now, I don't actually know how hot 20,000 watts make a room, but I do know it melts wax, and eventually, it will melt you.
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Mad Hatter: Are you the dreamer, or merely part of somebody else's dream? That's just the question Tweedle-Dee put to Alice in Through the Looking-
Bruce: This isn't some silly storybook!
Bruce: This isn't some silly storybook!
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Batman: WHY? Why did you do it?!
Mad Hatter: You, of all people, have the gall to ask me that? You ruined my life! I was willing to give you whatever life you wanted, just to keep you out of mine!
Mad Hatter: You, of all people, have the gall to ask me that? You ruined my life! I was willing to give you whatever life you wanted, just to keep you out of mine!
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[Batman hands the dream machine to Gordon]
Gordon: Something for the lab boys to play with. Any idea what it is?
Batman: [walking away] Yes. The stuff....dreams are made of.
Gordon: Something for the lab boys to play with. Any idea what it is?
Batman: [walking away] Yes. The stuff....dreams are made of.
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Batman: I don't pass sentence. That's for the courts to decide. But this time -- this time -- I am sorely tempted to do the job myself!
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Kyodai Ken: (Throwing Bruce) Don't be depressed, Wayne-san. You're not bad for a rich man's pampered son.
Sensei: (Leaps across room and throws Kyodai) There's always someone better, Kyodai.
Sensei: (Leaps across room and throws Kyodai) There's always someone better, Kyodai.
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Batman: His name is Kyodai Ken. He was good.
Robin: Yeah? How good?
Batman: (Quickly) Good.
Robin: I see.
Robin: Yeah? How good?
Batman: (Quickly) Good.
Robin: I see.
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Strange: We will continue tomorrow, yes?
Bruce: I'll... have to think about it. Good day, doc. (Leaves)
Strange: (Quietly) And good day to you... Batman.
Bruce: I'll... have to think about it. Good day, doc. (Leaves)
Strange: (Quietly) And good day to you... Batman.
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Strange: Joker, please! I was set up! Bruce Wayne is Batman!
Two-Face: That's absurd! I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman, I'm the King of England!
Two-Face: That's absurd! I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman, I'm the King of England!
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Garth: The doctor doesn't take kindly to uninvited guests. (Grabs Batman)
Dorian: Garth! Bring him down here! (Batman drags Garth through the skylight) Well, that's one way to do it.
Dorian: Garth! Bring him down here! (Batman drags Garth through the skylight) Well, that's one way to do it.
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Dorian: I want to test Tygrus' reflexes and feral strength, and who better to pit him against than you? I'll give you a generous head start before I release Tygrus. If you defeat him, I shall relinquish this, the antigen to reverse Catwoman's mutation.
Batman: How do I know you'll keep your word?
Dorian: You don't. The clock is ticking, Batman.
Batman: How do I know you'll keep your word?
Dorian: You don't. The clock is ticking, Batman.
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Scarecrow: An entire city, screaming in fear... I wonder if we'll be able to hear it...
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[At a video shop, Bruce Wayne asks for Gray Ghost films]
Bruce Wayne: I'd like the Gray Ghost.
Store Clerk: [smirks and walks away] Hmm. Name something else.
Wayne: You said you had everything.
Store Clerk: Except the Gray Ghost-nobody has them! The studio that made the show, Spectra? It burned down 20 years ago. The negatives were lost too, real shame.
Wayne: So you say the Gray Ghost doesn't exist?
Clerk: Not anymore. Sorry, pal.
Bruce Wayne: I'd like the Gray Ghost.
Store Clerk: [smirks and walks away] Hmm. Name something else.
Wayne: You said you had everything.
Store Clerk: Except the Gray Ghost-nobody has them! The studio that made the show, Spectra? It burned down 20 years ago. The negatives were lost too, real shame.
Wayne: So you say the Gray Ghost doesn't exist?
Clerk: Not anymore. Sorry, pal.
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Simon Trent: Here's your answer, take it and go!
Batman: I used to admire what the Gray Ghost stood for.
Simon Trent: I'm not the Gray Ghost!
Batman: [coldly] I can see that now.
Batman: I used to admire what the Gray Ghost stood for.
Simon Trent: I'm not the Gray Ghost!
Batman: [coldly] I can see that now.
TV Show: Batman - The Animated Series