Becker Quote
Dr. John Becker: Hey, Jake. Let me ask you something. Say you're crossing the street and some guy yells at you because you're about to be hit by a bus.
Jake Malinak: What street?
Dr. John Becker: What's the difference?
Jake Malinak: Well, John, I'm tying to help you here, so...
Dr. John Becker: All right, fine, fine. Fourth and Road. You happy? The point is...
Jake Malinak: Is it a local or an express?
Dr. John Becker: What difference does it make?
Jake Malinak: Well, I want to know how fast it's going. Now, if it's a local, I know it's going to stop, but if it's an express, it's just going to come barreling through--
Dr. John Becker: I don't know what kind of bus it is, all right?
Jake Malinak: Okay, fine, fine. So, I'm crossing the street, and here comes some kind of bus which may or may not be going fast enough to hit me.
Dr. John Becker: Okay, you know what? The bus was going faster than I thought! You're dead!
Jake Malinak: Why does it always have to be the blind black guy crossing the street?
Dr. John Becker: Oh, all right! Fine, Jake! It's a white guy crossing the street!
Jake Malinak: Now we're talkin'! Is he big and slow?
Dr. John Becker: He's me! Okay?! I'm crossing the street!
Reggie: Oh, well that's easy. The bus hits you and nobody calls for help because everyone in this neighborhood knows you.
Jake Malinak: What street?
Dr. John Becker: What's the difference?
Jake Malinak: Well, John, I'm tying to help you here, so...
Dr. John Becker: All right, fine, fine. Fourth and Road. You happy? The point is...
Jake Malinak: Is it a local or an express?
Dr. John Becker: What difference does it make?
Jake Malinak: Well, I want to know how fast it's going. Now, if it's a local, I know it's going to stop, but if it's an express, it's just going to come barreling through--
Dr. John Becker: I don't know what kind of bus it is, all right?
Jake Malinak: Okay, fine, fine. So, I'm crossing the street, and here comes some kind of bus which may or may not be going fast enough to hit me.
Dr. John Becker: Okay, you know what? The bus was going faster than I thought! You're dead!
Jake Malinak: Why does it always have to be the blind black guy crossing the street?
Dr. John Becker: Oh, all right! Fine, Jake! It's a white guy crossing the street!
Jake Malinak: Now we're talkin'! Is he big and slow?
Dr. John Becker: He's me! Okay?! I'm crossing the street!
Reggie: Oh, well that's easy. The bus hits you and nobody calls for help because everyone in this neighborhood knows you.
TV Show: Becker
