Becker Quote
[Bob walks into the diner]
Bob: You guys aren't gonna believe what just happened! I just came from the gym-
Jake Malinak: The gym!? I thought the judge said you couldn't go back there!
Bob: That was the old gym! Anyway, I'm standing in front of this big window, watching an abs and ass class, when suddenly, they wheel some guy by with a sheet over his head!
Jake Malinak: Was he dead?
Bob: [sarcastically] No, he was in a Halloween costume. Yeah, he was dead! Anway, the poor schmuck keeled over on the treadmill. [worried] He was in his thirties, just like me! I mean, you spend years building a life-wife, kids, career- then one day, it's over!
Jake Malinak: Well, you got nothing to worry about; you got none of those things! [cackles]
Bob: Neither do you! [Jake abruptly stops laughing]
Bob: You guys aren't gonna believe what just happened! I just came from the gym-
Jake Malinak: The gym!? I thought the judge said you couldn't go back there!
Bob: That was the old gym! Anyway, I'm standing in front of this big window, watching an abs and ass class, when suddenly, they wheel some guy by with a sheet over his head!
Jake Malinak: Was he dead?
Bob: [sarcastically] No, he was in a Halloween costume. Yeah, he was dead! Anway, the poor schmuck keeled over on the treadmill. [worried] He was in his thirties, just like me! I mean, you spend years building a life-wife, kids, career- then one day, it's over!
Jake Malinak: Well, you got nothing to worry about; you got none of those things! [cackles]
Bob: Neither do you! [Jake abruptly stops laughing]
TV Show: Becker
