Big Time Rush Quotes
James' reflection in the mirror: Hey! What are you doing? Take the job.
James: And model an ELBOW?!
Reflection: Not just an elbow. THE elbow. They could have chosen any elbow in the world, but they chose the best. And I want to go back to the pool!
James: ...It is pretty good.
Reflection: You bet it is. Now, let's rock this joint!
James: And model an ELBOW?!
Reflection: Not just an elbow. THE elbow. They could have chosen any elbow in the world, but they chose the best. And I want to go back to the pool!
James: ...It is pretty good.
Reflection: You bet it is. Now, let's rock this joint!
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Gustavo: Okay, so we might put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.
Kelly: But, that's showbiz! Right?
Griffin: No. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions, by paying me back $14,089.
Kelly: But, that's showbiz! Right?
Griffin: No. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions, by paying me back $14,089.
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Griffin: Be sure to buff out the rims. I want them to shine like a pirate's boot.
Kendall: (while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.
James: (throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)
Kendall: (freezes and looks at James)
Griffin: (reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)
The guys: (in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...
Kendall: (while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.
James: (throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)
Kendall: (freezes and looks at James)
Griffin: (reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)
The guys: (in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...
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James: (skips into the recording room) OH! It's a fruit smoothie and it's mine, all mine! (smiles)
Kendall: (smiles, than knocks the smoothie onto the recording equipment on accident)
Kendall: (smiles, than knocks the smoothie onto the recording equipment on accident)
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(while the boys are answering questions with the model Deke)
James: My lucky comb. (buzz)
Carlos: Yes! (buzz) No. (buzz) Maybe... (buzz)
Logan: Anti-disestablishmen-terianism. (buzz)
Kendall: Apatosaurus?! (buzz)
James: Golden shoes. (buzz)
Logan: Cheese sticks. (buzz)
James: I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! (buzz)
Logan: (crying, with Carlos holding him) I was seven, I didn't know what I was doing! (buzz)(after two more buzzes) Would you stop it?!
Carlos: (after four more buzzes) Violence! (buzz)
Male chief: Carlos! Violence is NEVER the answer! The correct answer is seven. (Carlos gets irritated and punches his legs)
Female chief: Okay, according to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.
James: My lucky comb. (buzz)
Carlos: Yes! (buzz) No. (buzz) Maybe... (buzz)
Logan: Anti-disestablishmen-terianism. (buzz)
Kendall: Apatosaurus?! (buzz)
James: Golden shoes. (buzz)
Logan: Cheese sticks. (buzz)
James: I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! (buzz)
Logan: (crying, with Carlos holding him) I was seven, I didn't know what I was doing! (buzz)(after two more buzzes) Would you stop it?!
Carlos: (after four more buzzes) Violence! (buzz)
Male chief: Carlos! Violence is NEVER the answer! The correct answer is seven. (Carlos gets irritated and punches his legs)
Female chief: Okay, according to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.
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Bitters: And now for a true test of skill: double or nothing.
Katie: (typing on her computer) It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing, and i'm trying to think up a blog here.
Bitters: (has a table with three cups) Follow the ball, follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows. (he keeps moving the cups around and soon stops)
Katie: Middle.
Bitters: Wrong! (he takes the middle cup, which the ball is under) What?!
Katie: (typing on her computer) It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing, and i'm trying to think up a blog here.
Bitters: (has a table with three cups) Follow the ball, follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows. (he keeps moving the cups around and soon stops)
Katie: Middle.
Bitters: Wrong! (he takes the middle cup, which the ball is under) What?!
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Deke: Okay, done.
Carlos: Wait, what? That's it?
Deke: [reading his blog] "Big Time Rush is just another band force-fed upon us by the music industry. From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of rehearsed sound bites, choreographed body language and no real substance." (James yelps) "I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe and singing is done for them. Don't buy their album." Bye.
Carlos: Wait, what? That's it?
Deke: [reading his blog] "Big Time Rush is just another band force-fed upon us by the music industry. From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of rehearsed sound bites, choreographed body language and no real substance." (James yelps) "I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe and singing is done for them. Don't buy their album." Bye.
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Carlos: Life's funny, you know? One day, you're hockey players...then you're a pop band.
Logan: Then...blognappers.
James: Why does he think we're phonies, hm? HE SHOULD LIKE US!
Kendall: Why WOULD he like us?! 'Cause I gotta be honest: I don't like us right now! Worse than that, since when did we start caring about what people think about us? It's what we think about ourselves that matters.
Logan: Then...blognappers.
James: Why does he think we're phonies, hm? HE SHOULD LIKE US!
Kendall: Why WOULD he like us?! 'Cause I gotta be honest: I don't like us right now! Worse than that, since when did we start caring about what people think about us? It's what we think about ourselves that matters.
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Kendall, Carlos, James and Logan: THE NEW GIRL?!?!
Logan: You were the ghost?!
Stephanie: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cute, hot guys.
Logan: You were the ghost?!
Stephanie: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cute, hot guys.
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Katie: [yelling at the boys] What is going on? It's 3: 30 in the morning!
Mrs. Knight: Katie, let me handle this. [louder] WHAT IS GOING ON, IT'S 3: 30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!
Mrs. Knight: Katie, let me handle this. [louder] WHAT IS GOING ON, IT'S 3: 30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!
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Kendall: I cannot believe we can't get rid of Gustavo.
Logan: Yeah, well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.
Kendall and James: You believe in ghosts?
Logan: I believe in the doo-doos in my pants.
Bitters: [running by yelling] GHOOOST!!!
Logan: Yeah, well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.
Kendall and James: You believe in ghosts?
Logan: I believe in the doo-doos in my pants.
Bitters: [running by yelling] GHOOOST!!!
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James: We haven't failed this bad since we lost to Duluth East in hockey eight-one.
Carlos: Right, that was the game Kendall and I got ejected from for unsportsmanlike mooning.
Kendall: Wait a minute, that's it!
James: We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?
Kendall: No, we beat Duluth East in the finals later because we were all back on the ice--together.
Carlos, James and Logan: As a team.
Carlos: Right! We're gonna team moon them!
Carlos: Right, that was the game Kendall and I got ejected from for unsportsmanlike mooning.
Kendall: Wait a minute, that's it!
James: We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?
Kendall: No, we beat Duluth East in the finals later because we were all back on the ice--together.
Carlos, James and Logan: As a team.
Carlos: Right! We're gonna team moon them!
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Bitters: We have to get rid of that ghost.
Carlos: Don't worry, we'll catch it (pulls out green fishing net) tonight.
Logan: With a fishing net?
Carlos: An ecto net.
Logan: Fishing net.
Carlos: Ecto net!
Logan: It's a fishing net.
Carlos: Ec-to net!
Logan: Fishing net.
Carlos: ECTO NET!
Logan: Oh, let's go fishing--
Carlos: NO FISHING, IT'S AN ECTO NET!
Logan: --WITH IT!
Carlos: Don't worry, we'll catch it (pulls out green fishing net) tonight.
Logan: With a fishing net?
Carlos: An ecto net.
Logan: Fishing net.
Carlos: Ecto net!
Logan: It's a fishing net.
Carlos: Ec-to net!
Logan: Fishing net.
Carlos: ECTO NET!
Logan: Oh, let's go fishing--
Carlos: NO FISHING, IT'S AN ECTO NET!
Logan: --WITH IT!
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Carlos: [to his camera] Okay. Logan, Bitters and I are gonna sleep out here in the lobby to try to catch the ghost.
Logan: There are no ghosts.
[fart noise. Carlos turns around.]
Logan: Dude!
Mr. Bitters: Here that? It was the ghost.
Carlos: [turns back around to the camera] Bitters just ripped one.
Logan: There are no ghosts.
[fart noise. Carlos turns around.]
Logan: Dude!
Mr. Bitters: Here that? It was the ghost.
Carlos: [turns back around to the camera] Bitters just ripped one.
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'Kendall: Gustavo, hey we know you need new songs for the album.
James: So how 'bout this one.
Kendall and James: (singing) Please don't stay another moment. We don't want to hear more words spoken. Walk out through to door, OH LOOK, IT'S OPEN. And you snore in the dark and it's freakin' us out. (Gustavo shuts off the game)
James: Bad right?
Kendall: Terrible. (to Gustavo) You know you should probily go back to the mansion and write a new song.
James: A better song for the album. (James picks up some fish sticks and Kendall picks up a suitcase).
Gustavo: Nah, let's go with yours. (James and Kendall lower their things. Gustavo starts the game) I'm skiing down the Alps.
James: So how 'bout this one.
Kendall and James: (singing) Please don't stay another moment. We don't want to hear more words spoken. Walk out through to door, OH LOOK, IT'S OPEN. And you snore in the dark and it's freakin' us out. (Gustavo shuts off the game)
James: Bad right?
Kendall: Terrible. (to Gustavo) You know you should probily go back to the mansion and write a new song.
James: A better song for the album. (James picks up some fish sticks and Kendall picks up a suitcase).
Gustavo: Nah, let's go with yours. (James and Kendall lower their things. Gustavo starts the game) I'm skiing down the Alps.
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Camille: (after she throws her shoe at James) Logan, you may not believe this, but...i've never been asked out before.
Logan: No, I believe it.
Camille: This is my first dance, and i'd like to be asked in a way that I can remember. Not by cue cards!
Logan: Cue cards, what are you talking about? (she points to James holding the sign) Are you gonna hit me with a shoe?
Camille: No. And i'm not looking for a prince to ride up on a horse, but how about something with a little flair?
Logan: Flair. (James is dizzy from being hit, and holds up his "Will you go to the dance with me?" sign while walking)
???: Sure, James.
Logan: No, I believe it.
Camille: This is my first dance, and i'd like to be asked in a way that I can remember. Not by cue cards!
Logan: Cue cards, what are you talking about? (she points to James holding the sign) Are you gonna hit me with a shoe?
Camille: No. And i'm not looking for a prince to ride up on a horse, but how about something with a little flair?
Logan: Flair. (James is dizzy from being hit, and holds up his "Will you go to the dance with me?" sign while walking)
???: Sure, James.
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James: Except...I spent so much time helping Logan...I never got a chance to ask anybody to the dance.
Rachel: Uh, no...you asked me.
Girl #1: Uh, no, he asked me.
Girl #2: No, he hit me with a flying dance disk!
Three other girls: NO, HE ASKED ME!
James: Oh...maybe I did ask a few girls out. (they all glare at him angrily) Ladies! I'm a, i'm a go get some punch, you want- (they get riled and chase him out of the room while yelling) UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kendall, Carlos and Logan: ...He'll be fine!
Rachel: Uh, no...you asked me.
Girl #1: Uh, no, he asked me.
Girl #2: No, he hit me with a flying dance disk!
Three other girls: NO, HE ASKED ME!
James: Oh...maybe I did ask a few girls out. (they all glare at him angrily) Ladies! I'm a, i'm a go get some punch, you want- (they get riled and chase him out of the room while yelling) UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kendall, Carlos and Logan: ...He'll be fine!
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Carlos: We've been in L.A. for six months. When are we going to meet some totally hot and cool celebrity like Jordin Sparks?
Jordin: Excuse me? I'm looking for Mr. Bitters?
The Boys: [start getting up and look at the magazine cover then at Jordin Sparks]
Jordin: Excuse me? I'm looking for Mr. Bitters?
The Boys: [start getting up and look at the magazine cover then at Jordin Sparks]
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Kendall You do?
James Seeking a cloverfal! You do?
Kendall Organizze a new appuntament of Jo. Ehi, It's goad whet play with the hoars iron
James Seeking a cloverfal! You do?
Kendall Organizze a new appuntament of Jo. Ehi, It's goad whet play with the hoars iron
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Kendall: We knocked Jordin Sparks down a well!
Carlos: Nobody panic! I'm sure that Jordin is fine. [takes a coin out] I wish that Jordin is okay. [throws the coin down the well]
Jordin: OW!
Carlos: Nobody panic! I'm sure that Jordin is fine. [takes a coin out] I wish that Jordin is okay. [throws the coin down the well]
Jordin: OW!
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Gustavo: In light of recent skunky events, I have decided...NOT to kill you. (the boys sigh) HOWEVER! You blatantly disregarded my orders to stay away from Jordin Sparks. And proved, once again, you are BAD...LUCK...RUSH!!!
Jordin: Gustavo...they're not bad luck. They're good luck.
Kelly: Um, they knocked you down a well.
Jordin: Yeah, but if I hadn't fallen down the well, I would have never figured out the song.
Gustavo: They helped you figure out the song?
Jordin: Yeah! It's not a solo...it's a duet.
Gustavo: (laughs) Duet? Duet...with Big Time Rush. That is the most-greatest idea I've ever had.
Jordin: Gustavo...they're not bad luck. They're good luck.
Kelly: Um, they knocked you down a well.
Jordin: Yeah, but if I hadn't fallen down the well, I would have never figured out the song.
Gustavo: They helped you figure out the song?
Jordin: Yeah! It's not a solo...it's a duet.
Gustavo: (laughs) Duet? Duet...with Big Time Rush. That is the most-greatest idea I've ever had.
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Kendall: It's 95 degrees out, WHY is Bitters the only one in the pool? [Bitters waves to them]
Tyler: Hey guys! Check out the sign.
Carlos: [reading the sign near the pool] Adult swim? No kids allowed?!?!
Logan: That's just plain rude!
Kendall: No, no no no no. You guys are reading it wrong! [he pulls out a marker] It says, "Adult swim? No, kids allowed!" [he uses the marker to change it to that. Everyone else jumps into the pool]
Tyler: Hey guys! Check out the sign.
Carlos: [reading the sign near the pool] Adult swim? No kids allowed?!?!
Logan: That's just plain rude!
Kendall: No, no no no no. You guys are reading it wrong! [he pulls out a marker] It says, "Adult swim? No, kids allowed!" [he uses the marker to change it to that. Everyone else jumps into the pool]
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Gustavo: CUT, cut! Will somebody please tell me why James is ORANGE?!?!?!?!
James: Actually, I'm...mangerine.
James: Actually, I'm...mangerine.
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Kelly: How come all your friends got Hollywood fever, and you didn't?
Gustavo: Because HE has a normal brain, and his friends have the brain of a cricket.
Gustavo: Because HE has a normal brain, and his friends have the brain of a cricket.
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Kendall: We think he might have Hollywood Fever. (Kelly looks worried)
Gustavo: (to Kelly) You, don't panic. (to James) You, STOP BEING ORANGE!!!(he tries to take the cans of mangerine spray out of James' hands as he sprays them, which he eventually does. His jacket has mangerine splattered on it) A-HA!
(James pulls out two more cans of mangerine spray, sprays himself with them, and runs out of the room)
Gustavo: Well, that didn't work. Let's try this. (he throws the cans on the floor) Fix your FRIEND, or I will FIRE him, and REPLACE him, with someone...who's not...ORANGE!!!!!!!
Gustavo: (to Kelly) You, don't panic. (to James) You, STOP BEING ORANGE!!!(he tries to take the cans of mangerine spray out of James' hands as he sprays them, which he eventually does. His jacket has mangerine splattered on it) A-HA!
(James pulls out two more cans of mangerine spray, sprays himself with them, and runs out of the room)
Gustavo: Well, that didn't work. Let's try this. (he throws the cans on the floor) Fix your FRIEND, or I will FIRE him, and REPLACE him, with someone...who's not...ORANGE!!!!!!!
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[a whole bunch of people approach Kendall, who is wearing sunglasses and has two water guns]
Kendall: [chuckles] Looks like you guys beat the heat. [they look at him. He runs]
Kendall: [chuckles] Looks like you guys beat the heat. [they look at him. He runs]
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Carlos: Yo, Gustav! I want a solo on the next album or record.
Jennifers: And, his new name is Jennifer!
Carlos: Okay, maybe not that, but the band's name is now Carlos and the Rush.
Jennifers: And, his new name is Jennifer!
Carlos: Okay, maybe not that, but the band's name is now Carlos and the Rush.
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