Big Time Rush Quotes
Gustavo: We must divide and conquer! Kendall, you take Bongo Boy and drum some sense into him. Kelly, you go find Carlos and remind him that he's NOT A JENNIFER!!!!! And I am getting a shrink for James.
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James: Knock knock.
Everyone: Whos there?
James: Orange.
Everyone: Orange who?
James: Orange you glad I brought enough Mangerine Action Tan Spray for EVERYBODY!!??!?
Everyone: Whos there?
James: Orange.
Everyone: Orange who?
James: Orange you glad I brought enough Mangerine Action Tan Spray for EVERYBODY!!??!?
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Logan: Everybody chill it out and hop aboad Logan train to MellowVill. (bangs on the bongos) Chillllllllllllllllll. (Gustavo knocks them out of his hands)
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Carlos: (after he tells the Jennifers that they're in the music video, he looks at the other three boys and tries to hypnotize them with his watch) You are not mad at me. You are not mad at me...
Logan: Yes we are! (Jo is passing by with a suitcase and looks upset)
Kendall: No! Oh, no no no no no no no. (he runs up to her)
Jo: Kendall, I need your help.
Kendall: You can be in our video!
Jo: Really?
Kendall: Yep.
Jo: I was just going to see if you could fix this squeaky wheel, but...thanks. [she kisses him on the cheek, but the others look at him displeased]
Kendall: Okay, so I panicked!
Logan: Yes we are! (Jo is passing by with a suitcase and looks upset)
Kendall: No! Oh, no no no no no no no. (he runs up to her)
Jo: Kendall, I need your help.
Kendall: You can be in our video!
Jo: Really?
Kendall: Yep.
Jo: I was just going to see if you could fix this squeaky wheel, but...thanks. [she kisses him on the cheek, but the others look at him displeased]
Kendall: Okay, so I panicked!
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Gustavo: Boys...as you start to get famous, people will start to ask you for favors. Like a fashion photographer, that wants to direct a ROCK video, even though he has no experience.
Marcos: So Marcos get the job?!
Gustavo: No. (Marcos looks upset) You see what I did there? Even when Marcos starts crying (which he does), I still say...A NO. (Marcos continues crying) Now, go tell your friend that she's NOT IN THE VIDEO!!!
Carlos: (trying to hypnotize Gustavo with his watch) She WILL be in the video...she WILL be in the video...
Gustavo: EUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Carlos backs up)
Marcos: So Marcos get the job?!
Gustavo: No. (Marcos looks upset) You see what I did there? Even when Marcos starts crying (which he does), I still say...A NO. (Marcos continues crying) Now, go tell your friend that she's NOT IN THE VIDEO!!!
Carlos: (trying to hypnotize Gustavo with his watch) She WILL be in the video...she WILL be in the video...
Gustavo: EUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Carlos backs up)
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Director: Big Time Rush...all alone. Nobody else! On the tallest building...in the sanseis.
Carlos: I'm afraid of heights.
Logan: I hate tall buildings.
Kendall: Nosebleed!
James: I get nauseous when I stand up! (he stands up, then faints)
Gustavo: NEXT!
(scene cuts to having another director, this one being a female)
Director: They're in a magical underwater city...without girls.
Logan: Can't swim.
Kendall: Me neither.
Carlos: I'm afraid of sharks! (hides)
James: I get nauseous just drinking water! (drinks some out of a cup and faints)
Gustavo: NEXT!
Carlos: I'm afraid of heights.
Logan: I hate tall buildings.
Kendall: Nosebleed!
James: I get nauseous when I stand up! (he stands up, then faints)
Gustavo: NEXT!
(scene cuts to having another director, this one being a female)
Director: They're in a magical underwater city...without girls.
Logan: Can't swim.
Kendall: Me neither.
Carlos: I'm afraid of sharks! (hides)
James: I get nauseous just drinking water! (drinks some out of a cup and faints)
Gustavo: NEXT!
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Carlos: We are so dead.
James: Yep.
Kendall: Which is WHY we need to find a crazy, creative Hollywood director who will put Camille, the Jennifers, AND Jo in the video.
Logan: Oh, YEAH, like it's just gonna walk RIGHT through the front door. (BUDAH BOB enters with a plunger)
BUDAH BOB: Hey, fellas...I, uh, heard you got a nasty clog.
James: That could work too...
James: Yep.
Kendall: Which is WHY we need to find a crazy, creative Hollywood director who will put Camille, the Jennifers, AND Jo in the video.
Logan: Oh, YEAH, like it's just gonna walk RIGHT through the front door. (BUDAH BOB enters with a plunger)
BUDAH BOB: Hey, fellas...I, uh, heard you got a nasty clog.
James: That could work too...
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Kelly: So do you want me to line up more directors or not?
Marcos: (enters the room) So the pretty pretty car goes into the...
Gustavo: NOOOOOOOO...
Marcos: MARCOS CAN DO THIS! (he leaves. Gustavo turns to Kelly)
Gustavo: All directors are idiots. That's why i'm gonna direct the music video myself.
Kelly: ...Because you're an idiot.
Gustavo: No...because my video is going to be...AWESOME.
Marcos: (enters the room) So the pretty pretty car goes into the...
Gustavo: NOOOOOOOO...
Marcos: MARCOS CAN DO THIS! (he leaves. Gustavo turns to Kelly)
Gustavo: All directors are idiots. That's why i'm gonna direct the music video myself.
Kelly: ...Because you're an idiot.
Gustavo: No...because my video is going to be...AWESOME.
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Camille: So..you put on this entire charade to trick all of us and our parents into thinking we had acting jobs?!
Logan: Uh, yeah?
Camille: (she slaps Logan, but then looks at him happier) ...That is so sweet!
Logan: Then why did you just slap me right there?!
Camille: 'Cause it seemed like the thing to do.
Logan: Uh, yeah?
Camille: (she slaps Logan, but then looks at him happier) ...That is so sweet!
Logan: Then why did you just slap me right there?!
Camille: 'Cause it seemed like the thing to do.
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Gustavo: ALRIGHT! Are you ready to make the best music video of ALL TIME? EVAH???
Kendall: Oh, Gustavo...Kelly said she wanted to see you outside.
Gustavo: Fine! But DO NOT MOVE! (he goes outside and finds Kelly) Hey! Boys said you needed to see me?
Kelly: No? (she gasps. They both go back inside to see there is nothing in the room except the green screen)
Gustavo: I hate those dogs...
Kendall: Oh, Gustavo...Kelly said she wanted to see you outside.
Gustavo: Fine! But DO NOT MOVE! (he goes outside and finds Kelly) Hey! Boys said you needed to see me?
Kelly: No? (she gasps. They both go back inside to see there is nothing in the room except the green screen)
Gustavo: I hate those dogs...
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Camille: Wait...you only have a learner's permit.
Jo: Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?
Bitters: (thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kendall, Carlos, James and Logan: WE'RE GOOD!
Jo: Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?
Bitters: (thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kendall, Carlos, James and Logan: WE'RE GOOD!
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Gustavo: [claps slowly] We came here to CHEW YOU GUYS OUT!!! But... (Kelly thumps him) Great video.
Kelly: (thumps him again) AND?!?!
Gustavo: Great director...
Marcos: OH! MARCOS LOVES YOU! (jumps into Gustavo's arms and kisses him)
Kelly: (thumps him again) AND?!?!
Gustavo: Great director...
Marcos: OH! MARCOS LOVES YOU! (jumps into Gustavo's arms and kisses him)
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Kendall: I'm not good at goodbyes.
Jo: Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)
Camille: Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.
Kendall: I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.
Logan: Do I get something to remember you by?
Camille: Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)
Jo: Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)
Camille: Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.
Kendall: I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.
Logan: Do I get something to remember you by?
Camille: Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)
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Hawk: Give me the rundown.
Rebecca: (pointing at a picture of the boys) Logan Mitchell. The smart one. Which means he'll ask questions. (points at Kendall) Kendall Knight. The complete package, but strong headed, hard to control. (points at Carlos) Carlos Garcia. High energy, a good dancer, but wears a helmet for no apparent reason. (points at James) James Diamond. Extra pretty, solid voice, driven beyond belief.
Rebecca: (pointing at a picture of the boys) Logan Mitchell. The smart one. Which means he'll ask questions. (points at Kendall) Kendall Knight. The complete package, but strong headed, hard to control. (points at Carlos) Carlos Garcia. High energy, a good dancer, but wears a helmet for no apparent reason. (points at James) James Diamond. Extra pretty, solid voice, driven beyond belief.
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Gustavo and Kelly: WHAT?!
The boys: WHAT?!
The audience: WHAT?!
Camille and Jo: WHAT?!
Katie: WHAT?!
Griffin: WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!
The boys: WHAT?!
The audience: WHAT?!
Camille and Jo: WHAT?!
Katie: WHAT?!
Griffin: WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!
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Kendall: Don't worry. We'll figure this out. Have we ever let you down?
Gustavo: (laughs) Have they ever let me down... (Mrs. Knight and Katie shake their heads, then Kelly does) ...That's not the point. The point is, James...is NOT COMING BACK. Now, I don't care...WHAT you sing. But LOOK LIKE you're enjoying it, or I will destroy...ALL OF YOU!!!!! (brief moment of silence)
Kendall: (singing) Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...
Kendall, Carlos and Logan: And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd! Oh, you're such a turd...
Kelly: Well, they do seem to be enjoying it.
James: And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell...like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd! (the other boys cheer and walk up to him)
Katie: I'm gonna be rich! ...I mean, hurray for friendship!
Gustavo: (laughs) Have they ever let me down... (Mrs. Knight and Katie shake their heads, then Kelly does) ...That's not the point. The point is, James...is NOT COMING BACK. Now, I don't care...WHAT you sing. But LOOK LIKE you're enjoying it, or I will destroy...ALL OF YOU!!!!! (brief moment of silence)
Kendall: (singing) Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...
Kendall, Carlos and Logan: And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd! Oh, you're such a turd...
Kelly: Well, they do seem to be enjoying it.
James: And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell...like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd! (the other boys cheer and walk up to him)
Katie: I'm gonna be rich! ...I mean, hurray for friendship!
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Ted Garcia: Ted Garcia here with the story of a local girl who claims to have been abducted by aliens. Tell us what happened!
Camille: They put a circuit in my brain, and they told me...TO GO SEE BIG TIME RUSH TOMORROW AT THE MUSIC BOX!!!!!!!
Camille: They put a circuit in my brain, and they told me...TO GO SEE BIG TIME RUSH TOMORROW AT THE MUSIC BOX!!!!!!!
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James: (as he is tied up, to Hawk) Um...are you gonna kill us?
Hawk: No; don't be stupid.
Hawk: No; don't be stupid.
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Hawk: When you mess with the hawk, you get all ten talons!
Logan: Hawks actually only have, uh, eight talons.
Hawk: I don't care!
Logan: Okay, just telling you.
Logan: Hawks actually only have, uh, eight talons.
Hawk: I don't care!
Logan: Okay, just telling you.
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James: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!
Carlos: Don't worry, best friends of mine! This looks like a job for... (starts to hop his chair)
Kendall: Carlos, not now!
Carlos: Yes, now! 'Cause it's time!
Kendall: Carlos!
Carlos: I can do this!
Logan: (sees the stairs sign) Carlos, you don't understand.
Carlos: No, YOU don't understand!
Kendall: Carlos, we're trying to help you!
Carlos: I'm trying to help YOU!
James: You're not looking where you're hopping!
Carlos: I can do this! IT'S TIME FOR... (tips himself in his chair down the stairs. The other three watch in disgust as noises are made)
Logan: Well...we tried to tell him. (Carlos comes back with his chair broken and the rope undone)
James: Ha! You really are a superhero!
Carlos: No...i'm a POP STAR. Who wants to rock that concert, get our album released, and get chased by lots of girls.
Kendall: Then UNTIE US! (Carlos runs to the other three)
Carlos: Don't worry, best friends of mine! This looks like a job for... (starts to hop his chair)
Kendall: Carlos, not now!
Carlos: Yes, now! 'Cause it's time!
Kendall: Carlos!
Carlos: I can do this!
Logan: (sees the stairs sign) Carlos, you don't understand.
Carlos: No, YOU don't understand!
Kendall: Carlos, we're trying to help you!
Carlos: I'm trying to help YOU!
James: You're not looking where you're hopping!
Carlos: I can do this! IT'S TIME FOR... (tips himself in his chair down the stairs. The other three watch in disgust as noises are made)
Logan: Well...we tried to tell him. (Carlos comes back with his chair broken and the rope undone)
James: Ha! You really are a superhero!
Carlos: No...i'm a POP STAR. Who wants to rock that concert, get our album released, and get chased by lots of girls.
Kendall: Then UNTIE US! (Carlos runs to the other three)
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Kelly: Don't panic. Bands go on late all the time! It's a rock and roll tradition!
Gustavo: Right! We'll just stall them, and leave the curtain DOWN.
Gustavo: Right! We'll just stall them, and leave the curtain DOWN.
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Griffin: A pre-record deal, a worldwide tour, and immediate release of their album.
Gustavo: My mansion back, my studio fully restocked, and the dogs want something called, uh, "Sebastian".
Griffin: Done.
Kelly: AND, I want you to go straight back to that studio, and write a hundred times, "I WILL NEVER DO THIS TO BIG TIME RUSH AGAIN"! (Griffin flees, and Kelly and Gustavo knuckle clash)
Gustavo: My mansion back, my studio fully restocked, and the dogs want something called, uh, "Sebastian".
Griffin: Done.
Kelly: AND, I want you to go straight back to that studio, and write a hundred times, "I WILL NEVER DO THIS TO BIG TIME RUSH AGAIN"! (Griffin flees, and Kelly and Gustavo knuckle clash)
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Jo: (jealously while watching the boys get chased off stage) Oh, we've got some serious competition.
Camille: We can take 'em! MOVE!
Camille: We can take 'em! MOVE!
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(while in concert training)
Logan: What if we have an itch?
Gustavo: DON'T!
Logan: (frightened) Uh, okay.
Logan: What if we have an itch?
Gustavo: DON'T!
Logan: (frightened) Uh, okay.
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Kendall: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is this! How could you! Who's the dude!? Girl is supposed to kiss me boy!
Jett: (about to speak)
Kendall: (to Jett) Back off.
Jett: (about to speak)
Kendall: (to Jett) Back off.
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Jo: Do you want to come, to make sure that nothing's going on?
Kendall: No. I trust you. (she walks away) ...I trust her...right?
Mr. Bitters: I wouldn't, 'cause that guy is wayyyyy better looking than you.
Kendall: No. I trust you. (she walks away) ...I trust her...right?
Mr. Bitters: I wouldn't, 'cause that guy is wayyyyy better looking than you.
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Kelly: Whoa, whoa. Nobody informed me of this.
Ms. Collins: Yes, I did. (intense music plays) I sent all the information, e-mailed all the assignments, and was told everything was being taken care of.
Kelly: Really. By who? (scene cuts to the studio where she is looking at Gustavo) ARE YOU NUTS?!?!
Gustavo: I didn't tell the boys about school because I needed them to focus on the tour. And I didn't tell you because you would just yell at me. Like you did just there!
Ms. Collins: Yes, I did. (intense music plays) I sent all the information, e-mailed all the assignments, and was told everything was being taken care of.
Kelly: Really. By who? (scene cuts to the studio where she is looking at Gustavo) ARE YOU NUTS?!?!
Gustavo: I didn't tell the boys about school because I needed them to focus on the tour. And I didn't tell you because you would just yell at me. Like you did just there!
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Gustavo: 900 years ago, the pilgrims came to this great land of ours in search of freedom. The freedom...TO ROCK!
Logan: The pilgrims came seeking religious freedom.
Gustavo: THESE ARE DIFFERENT PILGRIMS! And today, we celebrate the bravery of those headbanging pioneers for one month! ROCKTOBER. Now...are you gonna sit there and GIVE UP? Or are you gonna grab a number two pencil, STRAP ON YOUR THINKING CAP, and SAVE Rocktober?!
Logan: (stands up as superhero music plays) I'll need report covers, a glue stick, a protractor, green glitter number three, and 19 high energy sports drinks.
Gustavo and Kelly: YES!
Logan: The pilgrims came seeking religious freedom.
Gustavo: THESE ARE DIFFERENT PILGRIMS! And today, we celebrate the bravery of those headbanging pioneers for one month! ROCKTOBER. Now...are you gonna sit there and GIVE UP? Or are you gonna grab a number two pencil, STRAP ON YOUR THINKING CAP, and SAVE Rocktober?!
Logan: (stands up as superhero music plays) I'll need report covers, a glue stick, a protractor, green glitter number three, and 19 high energy sports drinks.
Gustavo and Kelly: YES!
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Mrs. Knight: (while Kendall is thinking back) Trust is number one.
Katie: Nobody is that good an actress.
Bitters: That guy is way better looking than you.
Kendall: (runs into all three of them) What are you guys doing here?
Bitters: I...work here.
Mrs. Knight: I'm heading to the gym.
Katie: Moral support.
Katie: Nobody is that good an actress.
Bitters: That guy is way better looking than you.
Kendall: (runs into all three of them) What are you guys doing here?
Bitters: I...work here.
Mrs. Knight: I'm heading to the gym.
Katie: Moral support.
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