Big Time Rush Quotes
Kelly: Okay, I just pushed our flights back four hours.
The Boys: (all talking on phones)
Gustavo: And how are we doing on our celebrity search?
Kendall: (hangs up) I just got off the phone with Lady GaGa's people.
Gustavo: Ooh! What did she say?
Kendall: "Who's Big Time Rush?"
Gustavo: What about Jordin Sparks?
Logan: Out of town for the holidays. Just like every other celebrity we could sing with.
Gustavo: (grunts angrily)
Carlos: On the bright side, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested. (Everyone looks at him.) Second man to walk on the moon!
James: There's got to be some celebrity that's still in town! (slams his fist on the remote and t.v. changes channels)
Miranda: (on the t.v.) So join me, Miranda Cosgrove, from my Have Yourself a Miranda Little Christmas Special live from Los Angeles. (Everyone starts looking at the t.v.) With duets with your all of your favorite stars like international superstar Fabio, Lightning the T.V. Wonder Dog and-
James: (pauses the t.v. and the boys go to the t.v.)
The Boys: Big Time Rush!
Gustavo: How?
Carlos: It'll be another Christmas miracle.
The Boys: (all talking on phones)
Gustavo: And how are we doing on our celebrity search?
Kendall: (hangs up) I just got off the phone with Lady GaGa's people.
Gustavo: Ooh! What did she say?
Kendall: "Who's Big Time Rush?"
Gustavo: What about Jordin Sparks?
Logan: Out of town for the holidays. Just like every other celebrity we could sing with.
Gustavo: (grunts angrily)
Carlos: On the bright side, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested. (Everyone looks at him.) Second man to walk on the moon!
James: There's got to be some celebrity that's still in town! (slams his fist on the remote and t.v. changes channels)
Miranda: (on the t.v.) So join me, Miranda Cosgrove, from my Have Yourself a Miranda Little Christmas Special live from Los Angeles. (Everyone starts looking at the t.v.) With duets with your all of your favorite stars like international superstar Fabio, Lightning the T.V. Wonder Dog and-
James: (pauses the t.v. and the boys go to the t.v.)
The Boys: Big Time Rush!
Gustavo: How?
Carlos: It'll be another Christmas miracle.
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Carlos: I think he's choking.
Security Guard: (falls to the ground)
Gustavo: It's another Christmas miracle!
(Everyone starts running into the studio but stop and turn to the security guard and feel guilty.)
Logan: Okay, we might be horrible people.
(Everyone goes back to the security guard.)
Kelly: Get him up! Get him up!
(James, Carlos and Logan help the security guard up and Kelly does to Heimlich Maneuver. The security guard spits out the food on Gustavo.)
Gustavo: (disgusted) Oh! That was gross!
Security Guard: Thanks. Who are you guys?
Kendall: We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays.
(Everyone begs the security officer to let them through.)
Security Guard: Well, merry Christmas. (drops his clipboard and bends down)
Everyone: (confused)
Security Guard: I dropped my clipboard and distracted and can't see you!
Everyone: (gets it and thanks the security guard and runs inside the studio)
Security Guard: (falls to the ground)
Gustavo: It's another Christmas miracle!
(Everyone starts running into the studio but stop and turn to the security guard and feel guilty.)
Logan: Okay, we might be horrible people.
(Everyone goes back to the security guard.)
Kelly: Get him up! Get him up!
(James, Carlos and Logan help the security guard up and Kelly does to Heimlich Maneuver. The security guard spits out the food on Gustavo.)
Gustavo: (disgusted) Oh! That was gross!
Security Guard: Thanks. Who are you guys?
Kendall: We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays.
(Everyone begs the security officer to let them through.)
Security Guard: Well, merry Christmas. (drops his clipboard and bends down)
Everyone: (confused)
Security Guard: I dropped my clipboard and distracted and can't see you!
Everyone: (gets it and thanks the security guard and runs inside the studio)
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(after the boys are caught by Miranda and her manager)
Manager: You're all going to jail for Christmas!
Kendall: Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.
Logan: We weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.
Carlos: Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!
James: We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!
Miranda: (turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.
Manager: They locked Fabio in a costume bin!
Miranda: Yeah, but...they're really cute.
Manager: My daughter does love their album.
Fabio: And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.
Miranda: He's right. He's a horrible singer.
Carlos: And we can sing.
Kendall: (harmonizing) Sing...
James: (harmonizing) Sing...
Logan: (harmonizing) Sing!
Kendall: So, how are we doing?
Miranda: Honestly? It could go either way.
(scene cuts to Kelly and Gustavo hiding in front of the studio sound board.)
Kelly: Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.
Gustavo: Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Manager: You're all going to jail for Christmas!
Kendall: Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.
Logan: We weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.
Carlos: Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!
James: We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!
Miranda: (turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.
Manager: They locked Fabio in a costume bin!
Miranda: Yeah, but...they're really cute.
Manager: My daughter does love their album.
Fabio: And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.
Miranda: He's right. He's a horrible singer.
Carlos: And we can sing.
Kendall: (harmonizing) Sing...
James: (harmonizing) Sing...
Logan: (harmonizing) Sing!
Kendall: So, how are we doing?
Miranda: Honestly? It could go either way.
(scene cuts to Kelly and Gustavo hiding in front of the studio sound board.)
Kelly: Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.
Gustavo: Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
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The Boys: (come in and greet Miranda)
Kelly: Press record! Press record!
Gustavo: Fiji here I come! (presses record)
Miranda: Do you guys want to sing a song with me?
The Boys: Yeah sure.
Kelly: Press record! Press record!
Gustavo: Fiji here I come! (presses record)
Miranda: Do you guys want to sing a song with me?
The Boys: Yeah sure.
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Gustavo: (turns around) AHHHHHH! (gets hit by a limo)
The Boys and Kelly: (shocked and sees the limo stop and the window opens)
Snoop Dogg: Please don't tell me I just ran over a reindeer.
The Boys and Kelly: SNOOP DOGG?!
Carlos: It's a Christmas miracle!
The Boys and Kelly: (shocked and sees the limo stop and the window opens)
Snoop Dogg: Please don't tell me I just ran over a reindeer.
The Boys and Kelly: SNOOP DOGG?!
Carlos: It's a Christmas miracle!
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(Snoop and the boys records their version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
Big Time Rush: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me:
Kendall: 12 ringside tickets...
Logan: 11 books on physics...
Carlos: 10 juicy corndogs...
James: 9 lucky combs...
Kendall: 8 wooly beanies...
Logan: 7 sweater vests...
Carlos: 6 hockey helmets...
Snoop Dogg: 5 municipal bonds with a compound interest rate 3% acruity monthly.
(The song stops as the boys look at Snoop confused.)
Snoop Dogg: What? You gotta make your money worth you.
(The boys understand and the song resumes.)
Big Time Rush: 4 comfy PJs...
Snoop Dogg: 3 canned hams, 2 fractured femurs...
(Gustavo, Kelly, Griffin are listening to the song.)
Big Time Rush: And a song for the Christmas EP.
Big Time and Snoop Dogg: And a song for the Christmas EP.
Big Time Rush: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me:
Kendall: 12 ringside tickets...
Logan: 11 books on physics...
Carlos: 10 juicy corndogs...
James: 9 lucky combs...
Kendall: 8 wooly beanies...
Logan: 7 sweater vests...
Carlos: 6 hockey helmets...
Snoop Dogg: 5 municipal bonds with a compound interest rate 3% acruity monthly.
(The song stops as the boys look at Snoop confused.)
Snoop Dogg: What? You gotta make your money worth you.
(The boys understand and the song resumes.)
Big Time Rush: 4 comfy PJs...
Snoop Dogg: 3 canned hams, 2 fractured femurs...
(Gustavo, Kelly, Griffin are listening to the song.)
Big Time Rush: And a song for the Christmas EP.
Big Time and Snoop Dogg: And a song for the Christmas EP.
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Gustavo: And that makes 3 BTR Christmas songs. Fiji, here we come!
Griffin: Except...Justin Bieber just released 50 Days of Christmas with 50 Cent. It's over eight hours long, and it's a masterpiece!
Griffin: Except...Justin Bieber just released 50 Days of Christmas with 50 Cent. It's over eight hours long, and it's a masterpiece!
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The Boys: WHAT?!
Gustavo: WHAT?!
Kelly: WHAT?!
Snoop Dogg: WHAT?! Yeah, I gotta be there in fifteen minutes.
Gustavo: WHAT?!
Kelly: WHAT?!
Snoop Dogg: WHAT?! Yeah, I gotta be there in fifteen minutes.
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Kendall: (in a squirrel voice) Come on Gustavo! It's Christmas!
Carlos: (in a squirrel voice You can wear your PJs!
James: (in a squirrel voice) Do it for Fiji wiji!
Logan: (in a squirrel voice) You can do it Gustavo!
Snoop Dogg: (turns off the squirrel voice) And I need to get to my grandma's house.
Carlos: (in a squirrel voice You can wear your PJs!
James: (in a squirrel voice) Do it for Fiji wiji!
Logan: (in a squirrel voice) You can do it Gustavo!
Snoop Dogg: (turns off the squirrel voice) And I need to get to my grandma's house.
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(The third song is finished)
Griffin: Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.
Snoop Dogg: I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!
The boys: And we gotta get to Minnesota!
Kelly: Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.
Gustavo: (holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Logan: RUN!
Kendall: RUN!
Snoop Dogg: RUN!
James: RUN!
Carlos: RUN!
All: RUN!!
Griffin: Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.
Snoop Dogg: I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!
The boys: And we gotta get to Minnesota!
Kelly: Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.
Gustavo: (holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Logan: RUN!
Kendall: RUN!
Snoop Dogg: RUN!
James: RUN!
Carlos: RUN!
All: RUN!!
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The Boys, Katie, & Ms. Knight: Merry Christmas Mr. Bitters!
Mr Bitters: What is all this?
Katie: It's Christmas, with friends.
Mr. Bitters: I don't know what to say.
Ms. Knight: Say "Merry Christmas."
Mr. Bitters: (with emotion) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Mr Bitters: What is all this?
Katie: It's Christmas, with friends.
Mr. Bitters: I don't know what to say.
Ms. Knight: Say "Merry Christmas."
Mr. Bitters: (with emotion) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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[at the beginning of the episode]
Gustavo: Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.
James: James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]
Gustavo: QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.
Carlos: [turning away from Gustavo] I do not!
Gustavo: Turn around.
Carlos: [spins around and still not facing Gustavo]
Gustavo: [goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.
Logan: Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]
Gustavo: [breaks the color pencil]
Logan: [screams]
Gustavo: [goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
Kendall: And Gustavo needs to tak-
Gustavo: Don't say it! Not one...more...word.
Kendall: [turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]
Gustavo: Good.
Kendall: Chill pill.
Gustavo: [his face turns tense and becomes angry]
Kelly: [puts on earphones]
Gustavo: [steam comes out of his ears]
James and Carlos: Steam.
Logan: That's a new one.
Kendall: Run.
Gustavo: Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.
James: James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]
Gustavo: QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.
Carlos: [turning away from Gustavo] I do not!
Gustavo: Turn around.
Carlos: [spins around and still not facing Gustavo]
Gustavo: [goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.
Logan: Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]
Gustavo: [breaks the color pencil]
Logan: [screams]
Gustavo: [goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
Kendall: And Gustavo needs to tak-
Gustavo: Don't say it! Not one...more...word.
Kendall: [turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]
Gustavo: Good.
Kendall: Chill pill.
Gustavo: [his face turns tense and becomes angry]
Kelly: [puts on earphones]
Gustavo: [steam comes out of his ears]
James and Carlos: Steam.
Logan: That's a new one.
Kendall: Run.
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In the studio: [Kendall and Kelly are staring with their mouths open in shock while listening to Gustavo's song.]
Gustavo: [singing with Buddha Bob] There's a rainbow made of love, floating in? the new day sky, candy castle up above, this must be New Town High!
Kendall: [looks at Kelly, shakes his head in disbelief and slaps himself]
Kelly: [presses a button, fake smiling and gives a thumbs up to Gustavo] The producer is coming over tomorrow and he's going to HATE THIS SONG!
Kendall: [fakes smiling and gives Gustavo a thumbs up also] I know.
Gustavo: [singing with Buddha Bob] There's a rainbow made of love, floating in? the new day sky, candy castle up above, this must be New Town High!
Kendall: [looks at Kelly, shakes his head in disbelief and slaps himself]
Kelly: [presses a button, fake smiling and gives a thumbs up to Gustavo] The producer is coming over tomorrow and he's going to HATE THIS SONG!
Kendall: [fakes smiling and gives Gustavo a thumbs up also] I know.
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James: [wearing a lab coat and glasses] If Logan is going to steal my swagger then I'll steal his smart brain....stuff things. [starts writing a really long equation]
Camille: ? Well?
James: Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.
Camille: Then what's all that?
James: I think it's a recipe for toast.
Logan: [dancing past James and Camille with other kids]
James: [becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]
Camille: [looks at James and becomes shocked]
James: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]
Camille: ? Well?
James: Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.
Camille: Then what's all that?
James: I think it's a recipe for toast.
Logan: [dancing past James and Camille with other kids]
James: [becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]
Camille: [looks at James and becomes shocked]
James: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]
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Griffin: How long do they do this?
Kelly: It's hard to say.
Gustavo: They once did it for three hours.
Kelly: It's hard to say.
Gustavo: They once did it for three hours.
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James: All aboard the Malibu Beach Party Party Bus!
Logan: You said "party" twice.
James: ...You bet I did.
Logan: You said "party" twice.
James: ...You bet I did.
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James: Mrs. Knight, lovely to see you. And uh, DANCE PARTY! [turns on the music]
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James: Oh no, a mermaid's kiss! (falls on the sand and starts rolling) The transformation is upon me!
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Songwriter 1: The songs' called Love from Above! (kicks Songwriter 2)
Songwriter 2: It's called Wings of a Dove! (punches Songwriter 1)
Songwriter 1: It needs more guitar!! [whacks the other songwriter with the acoustic guitar]
Songwriter 2: You need your morning coffee!!!
Boys: OH!!
Songwriter 2: It's called Wings of a Dove! (punches Songwriter 1)
Songwriter 1: It needs more guitar!! [whacks the other songwriter with the acoustic guitar]
Songwriter 2: You need your morning coffee!!!
Boys: OH!!
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Kendall: Could you stop that please?
Carlos: [turns to him] What, breathing?
Kendall: Just for a few minutes..
Carlos: [takes a deep breath and inhales] Say anything you want, I turn the music up, 'cause baby we ain't going oh oh oh oh!
Kendall: THAT'S IT!!!! [Excited]
Carlos: [turns to him] What, breathing?
Kendall: Just for a few minutes..
Carlos: [takes a deep breath and inhales] Say anything you want, I turn the music up, 'cause baby we ain't going oh oh oh oh!
Kendall: THAT'S IT!!!! [Excited]
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Gustavo: But the boys have always stuck with me and I have to do the same with them. No matter how STUPID THEY ARE!
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Kat: You're not gonna stop being stupid, aren't you?
Kendall: (takes a folder) You've seen the research.
Kendall: (takes a folder) You've seen the research.
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Logan: Check it! (raps) Don't wanna get nasty, but this is how it rocks. This is Big Time Rush's house, not a kitty litter box. You got posters on the wall, but it ain't no thing. Cause we're gonna rock this out... and put posters on the wall... Eventually... Chicka chicka, WHAT?!
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James: OH their sassy, we are not good with sassy.
Kendall: OH! WE ARE VERY GOOD WITH SASSY!!
Kendall: OH! WE ARE VERY GOOD WITH SASSY!!
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