Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures Quotes
Bill: He's dead?
Mr. Ryan: So, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
Bill: Yeah.
Ted: You totally blew it, dude.
Mr. Ryan: Ted, stand up.
Ted: Stand up?
Mr. Ryan: Yes, Son. Stand up. [Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan: Now, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: [pauses] Noah's Wife. [laughter, then bell]
Mr. Ryan: So, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
Bill: Yeah.
Ted: You totally blew it, dude.
Mr. Ryan: Ted, stand up.
Ted: Stand up?
Mr. Ryan: Yes, Son. Stand up. [Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan: Now, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: [pauses] Noah's Wife. [laughter, then bell]
Movie: Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures
