Bill Bailey - Bewilderness (V) Quotes
Bill Bailey: I'm from the west country.
audience member: [cheer]
Bill Bailey: Oh, hypnotised or actually? What are you doing here?
audience member: Well, I had to come, didn't I.
Bill Bailey: What do you mean, you had to come? You're on some dark purpose? "I had to come, the voices told me to come for you are the great bearded one and I must dance".
audience member: [cheer]
Bill Bailey: Oh, hypnotised or actually? What are you doing here?
audience member: Well, I had to come, didn't I.
Bill Bailey: What do you mean, you had to come? You're on some dark purpose? "I had to come, the voices told me to come for you are the great bearded one and I must dance".
Movie: Bill Bailey - Bewilderness (V)
Bill Bailey: [after the Jean-Michel Jarre number] I used to get a member of the audience to do that bit but I stopped after a gig in Newcastle when I asked a guy to say Jean-Michel Jarre then an insult and he said "Jean-Michel Jarre, you long-haired bastard".
Movie: Bill Bailey - Bewilderness (V)
Bill Bailey: [in Welsh accent] "We've got a big ambassadorial reception", "oh, right, I'll get the grill on. Do you want a bit of chutney on it?" "no, don't go mad Rhodri, it's only Fiji".
Movie: Bill Bailey - Bewilderness (V)