Blazing Saddles Quotes
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character. [Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
Movie: Blazing Saddles
Lili Von Shtupp: Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?
Movie: Blazing Saddles
[Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new [finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ... nigger.
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new [finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ... nigger.
Movie: Blazing Saddles
[Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sinking into quicksand]
Taggart: Oh, ****. Quick. [Lassos the hand-cart and drags it but not the men out of the quicksand]
Taggart: Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
Taggart: Oh, ****. Quick. [Lassos the hand-cart and drags it but not the men out of the quicksand]
Taggart: Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
Movie: Blazing Saddles