Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie Quotes
Larry The Cable Guy: Her horse got a broken leg and I had to shoot it. So now it's got a broken leg and a gunshot wound. [pause]
Larry The Cable Guy: I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now.
Larry The Cable Guy: I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now.
Movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie
Ron White: In Texas we have the death penalty, and WE USE IT! [audience cheers]
Ron White: That's right! If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back! That's our policy!
Ron White: That's right! If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back! That's our policy!
Movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie
Jeff: If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
Movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie
Jeff: [during Jeff's You Might Be a Redneck] If you have ever ridden an electric floor buffer...
Bill: [raising his hand, embarrassed] All right, wait, wait, WAIT! Tequila was involved, GET OFF ME!
Jeff: [turning to Ron White] I wonder how many times his wife has said that! [high fives from Ron and Larry the Cable Guy]
Bill: [raising his hand, embarrassed] All right, wait, wait, WAIT! Tequila was involved, GET OFF ME!
Jeff: [turning to Ron White] I wonder how many times his wife has said that! [high fives from Ron and Larry the Cable Guy]
Movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie
Ron White: I guess we'd been floating down that river for an hour before I realized everybody's just peeing on themselves. And I thought: Hell, I'll just pee on myself. Everybody got mad at me. Course, I was in a canoe. Standing up too. Not everybody got mad. A couple people viewed it as a photo opportunity. And I know that cause I got their Christmas card last year. I don't remember it being that *cold* that afternoon.
Movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie