Blue Heelers Quotes
[Jonesy tries to kiss Susie, but she pushes him away.]
Jonesy: Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
Susie: It's not you.
Jonesy: Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
Susie: There's just something that I have to sort out.
Jonesy: Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
Susie: It's not you.
Jonesy: Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
Susie: There's just something that I have to sort out.
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Jonesy: Your mug half empty, mate?
Alex: Just, ah, contemplating the universe.
Jonesy: Is it a private conversation or can anyone join in?
Alex: When you think about it, you know, two bodies that have been revolving around each other for some time. Equal mass, although one may be thicker than the other...
Jonesy: Are you sure this is, ah, coffee you've been drinking?
Alex: Gravity...is a really powerful force of attraction, mate. I mean, these two bodies...they just, they just wanna crash into each other, but something's holding them back. Inertia, maybe? I dunno. But they're...locked in orbit. It could go on forever.
Jonesy: Sounds depressing.
Alex: It is. Get your act together, mate. Ask her out.
Jonesy: Who?
Alex: Who do you think?
Alex: Just, ah, contemplating the universe.
Jonesy: Is it a private conversation or can anyone join in?
Alex: When you think about it, you know, two bodies that have been revolving around each other for some time. Equal mass, although one may be thicker than the other...
Jonesy: Are you sure this is, ah, coffee you've been drinking?
Alex: Gravity...is a really powerful force of attraction, mate. I mean, these two bodies...they just, they just wanna crash into each other, but something's holding them back. Inertia, maybe? I dunno. But they're...locked in orbit. It could go on forever.
Jonesy: Sounds depressing.
Alex: It is. Get your act together, mate. Ask her out.
Jonesy: Who?
Alex: Who do you think?
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Alex: That's not a very flattering way to talk about a lady.
Jonesy: Well, the lady's not interested.
Jonesy: Well, the lady's not interested.
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Alex: Okay, Susie, where'd you hide them?
Susie: God, you're an insensitive bastard.
Susie: God, you're an insensitive bastard.
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[Susie leaves.]
Jonesy: Yeah, you're an idiot.
Alex: Well I guess that's marginally better than being a bastard.
Jonesy: Yeah, you're an idiot.
Alex: Well I guess that's marginally better than being a bastard.
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Alex: Well, I'm stuffed too if it's any consolation.
Jonesy: Not really, no. Well, maybe just a little bit.
Jonesy: Not really, no. Well, maybe just a little bit.
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Jonesy: Impersonating ESD...what do you get for that?
Alex: I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done.
Alex: I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done.
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Jonesy: What happens when the real ESD show up and she mentions you?
Alex: Oh, God, we're stuffed.
Alex: Oh, God, we're stuffed.
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Man: How do we know this is real. I could have done this in ten minutes on Photoshop.
Danny: You're just going to have to trust me.
Jonesy: Besides, if you hang around long enough, you can see it on the 6 o'clock news.
Danny: You're just going to have to trust me.
Jonesy: Besides, if you hang around long enough, you can see it on the 6 o'clock news.
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Mark: Yes, well I want world peace, Mr. Ross, but we don't always get what we want.
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Amy (of the voice recorder): How sensitive is that thing?
Alex: See that magpie over there?
Amy: Yeah...
Alex: It just farted.
Alex: See that magpie over there?
Amy: Yeah...
Alex: It just farted.
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Danny (to Jonesy): Butch is going to need someone to smack him into line every now and again. Just keep your hands off my wife.
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Tom: Three men dead in one shift is not a good look, Jones.
Jonesy: Even if they were all scum?
Jonesy: Even if they were all scum?
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Mark: Sir, Senior Sergeant Croydon is out of control.
Falcon-Price: Tell me something I don't know.
Mark: Yesterday he kept you out of the loop and sent Senior Constable Jones out on a very delicate assignment.
Falcon-Price: This would be Senior Constable 'Barking Mad' Jones.
Falcon-Price: Tell me something I don't know.
Mark: Yesterday he kept you out of the loop and sent Senior Constable Jones out on a very delicate assignment.
Falcon-Price: This would be Senior Constable 'Barking Mad' Jones.
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Falcon-Price: The Jurassic Age is over. The time of the dinosaurs has passed and mammals now rule the earth. You'd want to ask yourself what team you're on.
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Tom: This time yesterday, we had four gangsters alive, well and operating. Today, three of them are dead and the other one is going down for murder. So what's the problem?
Falcon-Price: You.
Falcon-Price: You.
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Mark: We've got a tobacco farmer knocked on the head, six bales of tobacco missing.
Amy: Six bales...what's that worth?
PJ: Bootleg tobacco...seven grand a bale...
Amy: Forty-two big ones. I'm in the wrong job.
Amy: Six bales...what's that worth?
PJ: Bootleg tobacco...seven grand a bale...
Amy: Forty-two big ones. I'm in the wrong job.
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Amy: You should get your husband to the hospital, Mrs. Cole. He could have concussion.
Mrs. Cole: You spend your life at that hospital.
PJ: Now why didn't I marry a sympathetic woman like that?
Mrs. Cole: You spend your life at that hospital.
PJ: Now why didn't I marry a sympathetic woman like that?
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Alex: What do you do for a living, sir?
Brendan: Well, you just had a squiz in the back. What does it look like?
Alex: Well, you tell me.
Brendan: Long distance carrier, this job's furniture removal.
Alex: And who uses bales of tobacco as furniture?
Brendan: Well, you just had a squiz in the back. What does it look like?
Alex: Well, you tell me.
Brendan: Long distance carrier, this job's furniture removal.
Alex: And who uses bales of tobacco as furniture?
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Joss: I'd rather get in trouble with the mafia.
Brendan: Well, by the look of you, you probably know all about them.
Brendan: Well, by the look of you, you probably know all about them.
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PJ: Brendan has just won first prize for the greatest number of lies told in one sentence.
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Brendan: So, how are things with the mafia?
Joss: That's twice you've made that remark. Wanna say it again? No.
Joss: That's twice you've made that remark. Wanna say it again? No.
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Mark: There are guidelines, PJ, and they apply to all of us.
PJ: Even to the Boss?
Mark: Yeah, even to the Boss.
PJ: Even to the Boss?
Mark: Yeah, even to the Boss.
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Amy: What are you getting at?
PJ: We came into the station, you must have seen him and you walked out again. You missed the initial interview and now you want to charge him. You haven't even talked to him.
Amy: You saying I lack objectivity?
PJ: I'm asking if you two have a history.
Amy: You just crossed the line, PJ. My history is my history and no one else's, full stop.
PJ: We came into the station, you must have seen him and you walked out again. You missed the initial interview and now you want to charge him. You haven't even talked to him.
Amy: You saying I lack objectivity?
PJ: I'm asking if you two have a history.
Amy: You just crossed the line, PJ. My history is my history and no one else's, full stop.
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