Blue Heelers Quotes

Susie: I was just trying to make her feel more comfortable.
Amy: I'm a detective. Making people comfortable is not what I do.
Susie: Obviously.

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Amy: Did you pass?
Jonesy: Of course!
Amy: Thank God!

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Joss: Woo, Jonesy. You're a brave man. Women are going to be mobbing you in the streets dressed like that.
Jonesy: Well, it beats the uniform.
Joss: Well, I just actually realised how much I like the uniform.
Kelly: If you ever come to work wearing something like that, I will shoot you.

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Jonesy: Suse.
Susie: Hmmm...
Jonesy: The suit?
Susie: Right...

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[Buzzer sounds in reception area.]
Susie: I'll grab that.

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Jonesy: You all but told her exactly what to say.
Amy: She said it was possible.
Jonesy: Highly unlikely is what she said.
Amy: Extremely unlikely is what she actually said, but still possible.

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Amy: Well of course I need you, grab him!
Jonesy: Want a coffee as well?!

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Alex: Are you happy with your treatment by the police here today?
Lyle: Nah! Don't like my women so uptight...you're gonna die a virgin, sweetheart!
Amy: I'll die much happier than any of your girlfriends.

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Alex: So finally your sluttish ways have come back to haunt you!
Jonesy: I wasn't that bad.
Alex: Old rubber hips Jonesy.
Jonesy: This isn't funny.
Alex: Oh it is. Just a little bit.

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Amy: I'm not like you.

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Amy: I thought you went home.
Jonesy: Well, maybe I like paperwork.
Amy: I said I don't mind doing it.
Jonesy: We're in this together...partners.
Amy: Is that what we are?

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Amy: I wouldn't mind a coffee.
Jonesy: Good. You can get me one.

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Jake: Are you really a Detective?
Amy: Yeah.
Jake: I'm Jake.
Amy: I'm Amy Fox.
Jake: We have a fox that lives down the back.
Amy: It's probably a relative.

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Alex: Don't worry about a kiss...
Jonesy: Aw, I'll give you one if it means that much to you.
Alex: We have to stop living together.

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Joss: It's our job to serve and protect.
Kelly: That's America, you moron!

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Matt: Pig shooter.
Amy: Not quite the way I would've put it.

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Bob: You're a good man Tom.
Tom: Don't say that.

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Alex: What am I doing? I'm just pretending to be his Dad. Acting Sergeant, Acting Dad.

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Tom: Computer. What's that?

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Francis: Are you sick?
Tom: I'm fine!!
Francis (about Amy): She's pretty committed!!

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Tom: Just a bit of heartburn...
Amy: Sophie said that?
Tom: Not that it's anyone's business, but yes.
Amy: Wow. She's even better than I thought! Diagnosis by telepathy... She rang, boss, looking for you.

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Francis: Gran said to stick by the main road or I'll get kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Matt: It's cool.
Tom: Cool. These blokes don't seem cool to me.

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Tom: Amy, if you were a drug squad Senior Detective Sergeant...
Amy: I would have had a pretty fast promotion in the last five seconds!

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Amy: Am I a cowboy??
Tom: Not as much as some...
Amy: Am I looking to get brownie points?
Tom: You're about to retire
Amy: Might wanna look good in front of my crew.

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Amy: And yeah, don't worry. I WILL make the call. Even if I don't get anything in return.
Tom: You want me to go see the doctor that much??
Amy: So far I'm coming across as half-hearted?!

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Tom: These are the two that's been monstering Francis?? Put em in the cell!

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Francis: Really? You trust me with the cars?
Tom: As much as I trust Peroni...

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Tom (about Matt): They're gonna kill him!!

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Alex: Uh..water? waterfall?
Tom: S, H, I, N, G...
Alex and Amy: Washing powder...
Amy: It's his shopping list!

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