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Richie: : You've been drinking, haven't you.
Eddie: : How DARE you!! [He struggles to his feet] How...dare you accuse me of Drinkin-n-ninge! Me, your oldest pal and matey! 'Ol Schkip! Old bus fart, tram ticket, one for the road bagga-scratchies...[Leans on the telly, which crashes off it's stand onto the floor upside down]...whoops-a-daisy ...we'll keep a welcome in the...[leans on a side table, sending it crashing over]...parking Mister David childish Jensen. Me?! Drinkin-n-n-n-ninge? Why I'll tear you limb from limb!! [Starts to assume fighting pose, both arms flailing wildly as he stumbles backwards against the window, gets caught up in the curtains and crashes to the ground.]
Richie: : No, but you have though, haven't you?
Eddie: : Yeah.

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