Bottom Live (V) Quotes
Eddie: I hate this island so much I would rather be in Liverpool!
Richie: ...yeah... [Someone from the audience moans at Eddie]
Eddie: The scouts are in tonight. **** off and steal something!
Richie: ...yeah... [Someone from the audience moans at Eddie]
Eddie: The scouts are in tonight. **** off and steal something!
Movie: Bottom Live (V)
Edward Hitler: Right, so your philosophy is... bollocks?
Richard Richard: Yes!
Edward Hitler: Well that's a great view on life isn't it?
Richard Richard: Oh who cares about views on life, I thought we were talking philosophy?
Edward Hitler: But your philosophy is bollocks
Richard Richard: So let's talk bollocks!
Edward Hitler: BUT THAT'S ALL WE EVER DO!
Richard Richard: So let's do what we always do!
Edward Hitler: Oh god, and so it goes on, day after day, year in year out, slime in this ear, slime in that ear, don't you ever yearn for change? [huge applause from the audience]
Edward Hitler: Alan Rickman eat your heart out! [to Richie]
Edward Hitler: And cue
Richard Richard: [Looks at the audience who seems to have taken Eddie's side] Right. Wanna give me the feedline again in front of all your friends?
Edward Hitler: [Laughs to himself] Yea, sorry. I... I forgot to mention I was actually born in Southampton! It's my only home! [another huge applause]
Richard Richard: Oh Eddie Eddie Eddie you were born in Southampton? Wow! Why did you ever leave?
Edward Hitler: That was a bit below the belt [thinks of a comeback]
Edward Hitler: Because... I found the railway station! [another HUGE applause]
Richard Richard: [to the audience] Stop ****ing clapping! [imitates them]
Richard Richard: Bastards! [to someone in the audience]
Richard Richard: Especially
Richard Richard: Yes!
Edward Hitler: Well that's a great view on life isn't it?
Richard Richard: Oh who cares about views on life, I thought we were talking philosophy?
Edward Hitler: But your philosophy is bollocks
Richard Richard: So let's talk bollocks!
Edward Hitler: BUT THAT'S ALL WE EVER DO!
Richard Richard: So let's do what we always do!
Edward Hitler: Oh god, and so it goes on, day after day, year in year out, slime in this ear, slime in that ear, don't you ever yearn for change? [huge applause from the audience]
Edward Hitler: Alan Rickman eat your heart out! [to Richie]
Edward Hitler: And cue
Richard Richard: [Looks at the audience who seems to have taken Eddie's side] Right. Wanna give me the feedline again in front of all your friends?
Edward Hitler: [Laughs to himself] Yea, sorry. I... I forgot to mention I was actually born in Southampton! It's my only home! [another huge applause]
Richard Richard: Oh Eddie Eddie Eddie you were born in Southampton? Wow! Why did you ever leave?
Edward Hitler: That was a bit below the belt [thinks of a comeback]
Edward Hitler: Because... I found the railway station! [another HUGE applause]
Richard Richard: [to the audience] Stop ****ing clapping! [imitates them]
Richard Richard: Bastards! [to someone in the audience]
Richard Richard: Especially
Movie: Bottom Live (V)
Richie: Hey Eddie, fancy a cocktail before bed? How 'bout a Bloody Mavis?
Eddie: Now, that's the one that's made from gin, blood, and porcupine ****? Without the gin?
Eddie: Now, that's the one that's made from gin, blood, and porcupine ****? Without the gin?
Movie: Bottom Live (V)
Richie: We were not so much a two hour diversion than a twenty-four hour pitch battle in the main dining room area. We were awful.
Eddie: Oh come on. We weren't that bad. We had a great name. 'The Great Arsehole and Norman'.
Richie: [astonished] We weren't that bad, [pause]
Richie: Norman.
Eddie: Oh come on. We weren't that bad. We had a great name. 'The Great Arsehole and Norman'.
Richie: [astonished] We weren't that bad, [pause]
Richie: Norman.
Movie: Bottom Live (V)
Richie: We were not so much a two hour diversion than a twenty-four hour pitch battle in the main dining room area. We were awful.
Eddie: Oh come on. We weren't that bad. We had a great name. 'The Great Arsehole and Norman'.
Richie: [astonished] We weren't that bad, [pause]
Richie: Norman.
Eddie: Oh come on. We weren't that bad. We had a great name. 'The Great Arsehole and Norman'.
Richie: [astonished] We weren't that bad, [pause]
Richie: Norman.
Movie: Bottom Live (V)