Boy Meets World Quotes
Eric: Oh, wait Mr. Feeny! Great news; I don't have to sleep in your car any more.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
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Shawn: Cory, before we actually start interfering with these people's lives, don't you think we should find out why they actually split up in the first place?
Cory: It's insignificant, Shawnie. It's unimportant. Okay, this is Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence. We've known these people all our lives. They're in love with each other and they do not want to split up. Trust me, I once caught him grabbing her tushy and going, "Ah-ooga!" [pumps arm]
Cory: It's insignificant, Shawnie. It's unimportant. Okay, this is Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence. We've known these people all our lives. They're in love with each other and they do not want to split up. Trust me, I once caught him grabbing her tushy and going, "Ah-ooga!" [pumps arm]
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Eric: You know something, I'm gonna stand up to you, just like Feeny told me to. And then you're both gonna back down. You know why? 'Cause you are a bully by definition.
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
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Sgt. Moore: Matthews!
Eric: Sir, yes sir!
Sgt. Moore: You are a disgrace to this university, this country and humanity in general!
Eric: [flattered] Oh, wow!
Eric: Sir, yes sir!
Sgt. Moore: You are a disgrace to this university, this country and humanity in general!
Eric: [flattered] Oh, wow!
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Sgt. Moore: [to Eric] Drop and give me twenty!
Eric: Fine. [drops to the floor and holds up a twenty-dollar bill] Dude, you better pay me back!
Eric: Fine. [drops to the floor and holds up a twenty-dollar bill] Dude, you better pay me back!
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[Feeny is grading papers at his desk when Eric rides in, dressed as a bicyclist and honking his horn.]
Feeny: Ah, the Tour de Idiot.
Eric: [phony Italian accent] Hi, I'm from-a Italy...
Feeny: Shut up.
Feeny: Ah, the Tour de Idiot.
Eric: [phony Italian accent] Hi, I'm from-a Italy...
Feeny: Shut up.
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Feeny: Eric, I am going to make this so simple that even you can understand it.
Eric: You can try.
Eric: You can try.
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Jack: Tell me what you're gonna do.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
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Cory: [reading the titles of the videos the girls rented] "Estrogen on Parade," "Put Down the Seat," and "These Shoes or These Shoes."
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Topanga: We had no idea planning a wedding would be so hard.
Cory: It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...
Cory: It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...
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Cory: [referring to Eric] You know he's gonna drop the rings down the minister's pants.
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And they’ll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame —
Cory: Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And they’ll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame —
Cory: Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
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Cory: Do you understand that you owe me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Do you intend to pay me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: In the road?
Topanga: Yes, in the road.
Cory: And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Yes...who?
Topanga: Yes, Don Francisco.
Cory: Alright, I'll marry you!
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Do you intend to pay me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: In the road?
Topanga: Yes, in the road.
Cory: And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Yes...who?
Topanga: Yes, Don Francisco.
Cory: Alright, I'll marry you!
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Cory: Beans? You picked beans?
Shawn: What's the matter with beans?
Cory: Beans are not a wedding can!
Shawn: Why not?
Cory: Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!
Eric: I know what they say!
Shawn: What's the matter with beans?
Cory: Beans are not a wedding can!
Shawn: Why not?
Cory: Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!
Eric: I know what they say!
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Feeny: Hey, moron. Where're the tuxedos?
Eric: Oh, in the limo, baby!
Alan: What limo, baby?
Eric: Oh, in the limo, baby!
Alan: What limo, baby?
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[Topanga wants to be carried over the threshold for the second time.]
Cory: NO!
Topanga: What? You want me to carry you?
Cory: I'm light as a feather, really.
Cory: NO!
Topanga: What? You want me to carry you?
Cory: I'm light as a feather, really.
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Mrs. Nelson: I don't like the cold.
Cory: Me neither. In fact, I'm cold right now.
Topanga: Cory, it's 92 degrees.
Cory: I'm very cold. Why don't we go in the bedroom and go under the covers like we did before?
Topanga: Cory, we're married now. We can do it every night for the rest of your life.
Mr. Nelson: Get it in writing, kid.
Cory: Me neither. In fact, I'm cold right now.
Topanga: Cory, it's 92 degrees.
Cory: I'm very cold. Why don't we go in the bedroom and go under the covers like we did before?
Topanga: Cory, we're married now. We can do it every night for the rest of your life.
Mr. Nelson: Get it in writing, kid.
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Cory: Ooh, fruit! [Reads note] Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. E.J. Peterman. Now, normally my intuitive sense would kick in, but hey!
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Cory: Hey, little boy, how are you?
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
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[After being dumped by four girls]
Eric: Hey, you want to get be experimented on?
Jack: Yeah, sure.
Eric: Hey, you want to get be experimented on?
Jack: Yeah, sure.
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Amy: I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.
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Eric: [dressed as a woman] How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress, no on the face.
Eric: Too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.
Shawn: Yes on the dress, no on the face.
Eric: Too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.
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Feeny: [looking at Eric dressed as a woman] Hm, double D's — just like your grades.
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Amy: Oh, Eric... we used you as a decoy. We knew you'd be stupid, so we used it against you.
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Shawn: Why didn't you tell me who my mom was?
Chet: Your mother's Virna.
Shawn: No. The woman who gave birth to me.
Chet: Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"
Chet: Your mother's Virna.
Shawn: No. The woman who gave birth to me.
Chet: Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"
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Eric: Hey, I am not a carnival act! All right, yeah, I am a carnival act, but my sneezing is a gift. It's a gift that should not be abused! Unless, of course, we can use it to get chicks!
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Cory: You'll never guess.
Shawn: Topanga's pregnant.
Cory: She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?
Shawn: Hey, idiot.
Cory: What?
Shawn: You had news?
Cory: Oh, yeah.
Shawn: Topanga's pregnant.
Cory: She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?
Shawn: Hey, idiot.
Cory: What?
Shawn: You had news?
Cory: Oh, yeah.
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