Boy Meets World Quotes
Cory: You see, I'm the lord of my castle. And as the lord, I think it's up to me to provide. And it's up to Topanga to be my grateful French chambermaid, Fifi LaBanza.
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Cory: That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!
Topanga: Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Cory: Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Cory: Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!
Topanga: Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Cory: Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Cory: Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!
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Topanga: Do you want a blanket?
Cory: Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.
Cory: Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.
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Eric: Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
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Eric: All right, look, I'm glad you're both here. Listen to me. I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi. Now Gandhi's an Indian. He's a Cherokee, I think, but that's not really what's important. Gandhi is a master at solving all conflicts peacefully. Now the first thing we need to do is start a dialogue. [Jack and Shawn remain silent] Okay, to have a dialogue, somebody has to talk. [looks in his book] Somebody has to talk, yeah. So who's gonna go first?
Jack: [to Shawn] Aw, to hell with you, man.
Eric: Now that's good. Let's build from that.
Shawn: [to Jack] To hell with you, too.
Jack: [to Shawn] Aw, to hell with you, man.
Eric: Now that's good. Let's build from that.
Shawn: [to Jack] To hell with you, too.
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Jack: Eric?
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
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Jack: [Reading Eric's manifesto] "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."
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[Feeny has the gang kept in a room]
Topanga: Mr. Feeny, how can you keep us locked in this room?
Feeny: A-minus
Topanga: Well played, old man.
Topanga: Mr. Feeny, how can you keep us locked in this room?
Feeny: A-minus
Topanga: Well played, old man.
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Cory: Pregnant? How can she be pregnant?
Shawn: Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...
Cory: I know about that, okay? We were very careful.
Shawn: Did you use a...
Cory: Yes!
Shawn: Was she on the...
Cory: Uh-huh!
Shawn: Well, did you try the...
Cory: Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
Shawn: Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...
Cory: I know about that, okay? We were very careful.
Shawn: Did you use a...
Cory: Yes!
Shawn: Was she on the...
Cory: Uh-huh!
Shawn: Well, did you try the...
Cory: Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
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Eric: [to Amy] You never breast-fed me!
Alan: Eric —
Eric: You didn’t either! Breast-fed kids are skinny. Formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism. But then I thought to myself, I'm no racist! So it all goes back to you guys.
Alan: Listen, Porky, we’re in the middle of a serious family discussion here.
Alan: Eric —
Eric: You didn’t either! Breast-fed kids are skinny. Formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism. But then I thought to myself, I'm no racist! So it all goes back to you guys.
Alan: Listen, Porky, we’re in the middle of a serious family discussion here.
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Topanga: We have become your parents.
Cory: Never, ever mention my parents in bed again!
Cory: Never, ever mention my parents in bed again!
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Topanga: Your queen demands a duel. Lord Hunter. [hands Shawn a sword] Sir Complain-a-lot. [hands Cory a sword] The winner shall get my hand.
Cory: [French accent] En guarde, doody-head.
Shawn: [French accent] Prepare to die, scoundrel.
Cory: Oh, I a scoundrel? [Ebonics voice] 's cool.
Topanga: All right, your queen's getting bored. Can we see some bloodshed?
Cory: [French accent] En guarde, doody-head.
Shawn: [French accent] Prepare to die, scoundrel.
Cory: Oh, I a scoundrel? [Ebonics voice] 's cool.
Topanga: All right, your queen's getting bored. Can we see some bloodshed?
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Eric: Y'know something, I take it back, it is about cleaning out the stupid garage. Dad wanted us to do that together, and you chose to leave me out. Those were our memories! Do you have any idea how it felt to go down there and see Shawn and Topanga there instead of me?
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y’know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y’know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
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Eric: [to Man who hit cory} THAT'S. [hit] MY. [HIT] BROTHER. [HIT] NOBODY. [HIT] HITS. [HIT] MY. [HIT] BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ puts hand on shoulder ] so this guy walks in a bar...
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Eric's voiceover: I'm Shangri-La's own gumshoe. There's the gum... on my shoe.
[Secretary puts more gum on his shoe]
Eric's voiceover: More gum.
[Secretary puts more gum on his shoe]
Eric's voiceover: More gum.
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Eric: Your wife was transported to an alternate universe. As far as I can tell, your closet is a vortex that connects your reality with ours.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
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Secretary: Someone's here to see you.
Eric: You mean a case?
Secretary: No silly, a person.
Eric: You mean a case?
Secretary: No silly, a person.
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Cory: You know what else they got in Europe aside from cafés, Shawn? They got men. Men named... Paolo. Enrique! Milosh! And they sit there prowling around in their dirty Ferraris looking for that fresh American meat.
Shawn: Look, I trust Angela.
Cory: [does a callous French laugh, then speaks in a French accent] I'm eating a croissant! Jump into my Porsche, and we will drive on the wrong side of de road!
Shawn: Look, I trust Angela.
Cory: [does a callous French laugh, then speaks in a French accent] I'm eating a croissant! Jump into my Porsche, and we will drive on the wrong side of de road!
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Eric: [to Angela, holding a stack of photos of himself] 'Kay, so I want you to do me a favor. I want you to hand these out to all the European girls you see, okay? And tell them that if they want me to be their American boyfriend, my number's right there at the bottom of the picture, okay? Now, I've only got five hundred, so don't be handing them out to any hairy chicks, all right?
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Cory: We're not going to New York! Nothing's gonna change! YAYYYY!!
Shawn: You know she didn't mean a word she just said, right?
Cory: I know. But for now, join me in fooling myself.
Shawn: You know she didn't mean a word she just said, right?
Cory: I know. But for now, join me in fooling myself.
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Eric: FEENAH! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEENAH! FEENYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! OOO, THAT WAS A NEW ONE!
Feeny: You are NOT CALLING A DUCK!
Feeny: You are NOT CALLING A DUCK!
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Eric: [to Mr. Feeny] I don't know what will happen to me, but I know that I will be a good person that cares about people, and I blame you for that.
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