Boy Meets World Quotes
Topanga: Cory, don't even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.
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Topanga: Tell me about the Great Gatsby.
Cory: He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.
Cory: He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.
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Shawn: This is our school. I'm not turning my back. I sleep here every day!
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50's Topanga: The name's T.L.
Cory: Stands for Topanga Lawrence.
50's Topanga: Stands for "Tough Luck" for suckers who don't know better.
Cory: Stands for Topanga Lawrence.
50's Topanga: Stands for "Tough Luck" for suckers who don't know better.
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Topanga: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cory: I will always look at you like this.
Topanga: Well, stop.
Cory: Why?
Topanga: Because you're giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Cory: Good.
Cory: I will always look at you like this.
Topanga: Well, stop.
Cory: Why?
Topanga: Because you're giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Cory: Good.
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Cory: Oh, didn't you hear? The school's all-American point guard is being tutored by the school's all-American cheesehead.
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Chet: Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't done since you were a very little boy.
Shawn: Get a job?
Shawn: Get a job?
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[Chet is taking Turner's television]
Shawn: Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Chet: Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.
Shawn: Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Chet: Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.
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Cory: [talking to Amber the dolphin] So, Amber, you're separated from your mate, huh? I know how you feel. Not that Topanga's my mate or anything, I just believe she is. It's funny, though. People tell you to get on with your life, go date, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. Like I need to tell you! See, we know that once we've met that special person, it's hard to live knowing they're out there, and they're the only one you care about. All those things I did, I wasn't trying to impress her, I just didn't know how to express my feelings. Well, at least I tried, huh? And now I'm talking to a fish. [tosses a fish to Amber] See ya, Amber.
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Eric: [about graduating] You know, I don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.
Feeny: [correcting] Me.
Eric: I included you.
Feeny: Oh, dear.
Feeny: [correcting] Me.
Eric: I included you.
Feeny: Oh, dear.
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Cory: You know you guys never sent me to camp.
Alan: Are you insane?
Amy: We tried to send you to camp when you were eight, but we had to come and take you home.
Alan: Everyday you sent us letters telling us they were conducting medical experiments on you.
Cory: And they were!
Alan: Are you insane?
Amy: We tried to send you to camp when you were eight, but we had to come and take you home.
Alan: Everyday you sent us letters telling us they were conducting medical experiments on you.
Cory: And they were!
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Amish Man: Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
Cory: Me?
Amish Man: Yes, thee.
Cory: Ah, well I'm going to Philadelphia.
Amish Man: Well, I'm going as far as that farmhouse, there.
Cory: That farmhouse there?
Amish Man: Yes. That farmhouse, there.
Cory: I see. Well I'm going to Philadelphia.
Amish Man: Well, I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.
Cory: And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves...combustion.
Amish Man: I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.
Cory: Yes, but see if that's as far as you're going then it does me no good.
Amish Man: That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure. [rides off]
Cory: Also does me no good.
Cory: Me?
Amish Man: Yes, thee.
Cory: Ah, well I'm going to Philadelphia.
Amish Man: Well, I'm going as far as that farmhouse, there.
Cory: That farmhouse there?
Amish Man: Yes. That farmhouse, there.
Cory: I see. Well I'm going to Philadelphia.
Amish Man: Well, I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.
Cory: And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves...combustion.
Amish Man: I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.
Cory: Yes, but see if that's as far as you're going then it does me no good.
Amish Man: That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure. [rides off]
Cory: Also does me no good.
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Cory: Eric we have to go home and here's why, I'm completly out of clean underwear.
Eric: Eh' Big deal, I ran out a week ago. I'm sittin' pretty.
Cory: Yes but you see, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants.
[Eric screams]
Cory: I want to go home.
Eric: I want you in pants!
Eric: Eh' Big deal, I ran out a week ago. I'm sittin' pretty.
Cory: Yes but you see, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants.
[Eric screams]
Cory: I want to go home.
Eric: I want you in pants!
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Eric: Check it out, I already made up a theme song. [singing]
When a crime breaks out,
All the cute girls shout
"Get the good-looking guy"!
When there's a crime out there,
He's gonna comb his hair,
'Cuz he's the good-looking guy!
[stops singing and winks]
Book 'em, good-looking!
When a crime breaks out,
All the cute girls shout
"Get the good-looking guy"!
When there's a crime out there,
He's gonna comb his hair,
'Cuz he's the good-looking guy!
[stops singing and winks]
Book 'em, good-looking!
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Cory: Every time I get a haircut, it looks terrible for about six weeks. Then it looks good for, like, a day, and that's how I know it's time for a new haircut. It's what I call the "Haircut Cycle of Shame."
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Topanga: Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.
Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
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Shawn: Wow! And to think you were my only rich friend.
Cory: Comfortable. Never rich.
Shawn: Indoor plumbing? Rich.
Cory: Comfortable. Never rich.
Shawn: Indoor plumbing? Rich.
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Shawn: That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor.
Cory: Would ya?
Shawn: Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
Cory: Would ya?
Shawn: Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
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Feeny: Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?
Alan: George, you rascal!
Feeny: I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
Alan: George, you rascal!
Feeny: I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
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Feeny: Eighteen dollars for socks? Come on, man!
Store Owner: They are thermal, they are double-layered, and they are moisture-proof!
Feeny: They're eighteen dollars, and they're socks! I'm a teacher, not a heart surgeon!
Store Owner: They are thermal, they are double-layered, and they are moisture-proof!
Feeny: They're eighteen dollars, and they're socks! I'm a teacher, not a heart surgeon!
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Frankie: I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Chet: Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
Herman: I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Chet: [smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
Herman: I am shamefaced.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Chet: Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
Herman: I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Chet: [smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
Herman: I am shamefaced.
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Cory: Eight lanes and not one stinking island. You gotta be Moses to get across that highway!
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Topanga: You think this is funny?
Cory: No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
Cory: No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
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Corinna: I'm surprised you had the guts to show up.
Eric: [seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
Eric: [seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
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Corinna: You don't want to see me any more, do you?
Eric: Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
Eric: Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
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