Boy Meets World Quotes
Kelly: Diana is the baby-sitter.
Eric: Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.
Eric: Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.
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Feeny: I trust you've studied for tomorrow's quiz?
Cory: Gutenburg invented the printing press in 1445 and began the spread of ideas and the written word throughout the world. Please don't tell anyone I know that.
Cory: Gutenburg invented the printing press in 1445 and began the spread of ideas and the written word throughout the world. Please don't tell anyone I know that.
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Topanga: Where does milk come from?
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!
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Alan: You took a job as a security guard?
Amy: Why would you possibly want to do that?
Eric: Oh, only for about ten reasons. One, walkie-talkies. Two, partner. Three, dog. Four, partner. Sometimes we switch partners. Five — do you want me to keep going? Six, I pack heat!
Amy: You carry a gun?
Eric: Nope. A heater. Gets cold out there in the shed.
Amy: Why would you possibly want to do that?
Eric: Oh, only for about ten reasons. One, walkie-talkies. Two, partner. Three, dog. Four, partner. Sometimes we switch partners. Five — do you want me to keep going? Six, I pack heat!
Amy: You carry a gun?
Eric: Nope. A heater. Gets cold out there in the shed.
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Eric: Mr. Feeny.
Feeny: What?
Eric: I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.
Feeny: What?
Eric: I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.
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Cory: Eric, listen. I wouldn't underestimate these people, okay? I mean, they did get Shawn.
Eric: Cory, no offense to Shawn or anything, okay, but it takes a pretty weak-willed and gullible individual to succumb to this kind of blatant scam.
Alicia: Hi, I'm Alicia. Welcome to The Centre. [hugs Eric]
Eric: [hands Alicia his wallet] Here's my money. Where's my room?
Eric: Cory, no offense to Shawn or anything, okay, but it takes a pretty weak-willed and gullible individual to succumb to this kind of blatant scam.
Alicia: Hi, I'm Alicia. Welcome to The Centre. [hugs Eric]
Eric: [hands Alicia his wallet] Here's my money. Where's my room?
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Shawn: All right. I always felt like there was this... hole in me, like I wasn't done, you know? And everyone could see it.
Turner: I never saw that! If you'd just told me maybe I could have —
Shawn: Let's not dwell on what people did or didn't do for me.
Turner: Yes! Let's dwell on that!
Turner: I never saw that! If you'd just told me maybe I could have —
Shawn: Let's not dwell on what people did or didn't do for me.
Turner: Yes! Let's dwell on that!
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Shawn: [in Turner's hospital room] Jon, how could you be in here? How could you screw up on your bike? I've never seen you screw up on anything.I'm the screw up remember? Come on, you remember. Don't do this to me John.I don't do alone real good. [Looks at Turner's heart monitor] Look, I know you're in there, but it's like you're not really here.You're not talking, but I know you're here so I'm gonna talk and you can listen.John, even when I was at the center, it was all the things you taught me that made me wonder if it was the right place for me or not.But you didn't teach me enough.You and Cory, and my parents, and the Matthews, and the handful of people who really care about me! So don't blow me off John! Don't blow me off God! I've never asked you for anything and I've never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me, he's not done yelling at me yet.
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Mr.Mac: Shawn, it's obviously been a very stressful day for you and I think you should come back to the center.
Shawn: Yeah, I think I should too.
Cory: What?
Shawn: I want to pick up my things and then if its okay, come back and stay with you guys.
Amy: Yeah, it's okay.
Mr.Mac: Shawn....
Shawn: You know, I see you right in front of me and I hear what you have to say..and its nothing.And I was an empty person who had nothin' to believe in, I might go with you.Because that would be easy. Well, I'm done with easy. And I'm done with you.
Shawn: Yeah, I think I should too.
Cory: What?
Shawn: I want to pick up my things and then if its okay, come back and stay with you guys.
Amy: Yeah, it's okay.
Mr.Mac: Shawn....
Shawn: You know, I see you right in front of me and I hear what you have to say..and its nothing.And I was an empty person who had nothin' to believe in, I might go with you.Because that would be easy. Well, I'm done with easy. And I'm done with you.
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Alan: [to Mr.Mac] Look, you're not dealing with gullible little kids here now, buddy.Now you brought Shawn, thanks.Now why don't you just take a hike back to con-land.
Mr.Mac: Now do you see how judgmental these people are---
Alan: No, no, listen! [Shoves Mr.Mac into the wall] You see a judgment I made along time ago is that Shawn Hunter is the best friend my kid ever had.And I will kill to protect Shawn Hunter from people like you.
Mr.Mac: Now do you see how judgmental these people are---
Alan: No, no, listen! [Shoves Mr.Mac into the wall] You see a judgment I made along time ago is that Shawn Hunter is the best friend my kid ever had.And I will kill to protect Shawn Hunter from people like you.
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Shawn: Cor, I can't be here.This is too intense.
Topanga: For all of us, Shawn.But this is life and this is what's happening right now.
Shawn: I need Mr.Mac.
Topanga: No! He can't help you with this. Shawn, what is the matter with you?
Shawn: I-I don't know..But I can't look at him like this.
Topanga: For all of us, Shawn.But this is life and this is what's happening right now.
Shawn: I need Mr.Mac.
Topanga: No! He can't help you with this. Shawn, what is the matter with you?
Shawn: I-I don't know..But I can't look at him like this.
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Cory: Shawn, this is a hug, okay? This is a hug.And this is when you hug somebody, when you care about them and you want them to know.Now, you can not leave here.Do you hear me? Turner took care of you and he loves you and you love him. Now, is that real? Or is Mr.Mac and the center real? You decide. But you can not go.
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Cory: I do have a girlfriend, you know. Her name is Topanga.
Mary Beth: Topanga? Sounds like a freeway exit.
Mary Beth: Topanga? Sounds like a freeway exit.
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Mary Beth: You're a sensitive guy.
Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
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Cory: [referring to candles] Oh, those are for Topanga. Those set the mood.
Shawn: Kinda looks like a church in here.
Cory: You're ruining the mood!
Shawn: Kinda looks like a church in here.
Cory: You're ruining the mood!
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Topanga: You have a picture of your brother in your wallet?
Cory: Yeah, why?
Topanga: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet. I'm in there too, right?
Cory: You will be.
Cory: Yeah, why?
Topanga: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet. I'm in there too, right?
Cory: You will be.
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Feeny: An excellent start on your documentary, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: What?
Feeny: Yes, excellent. I said excellent, and I was talking about something you did. I don't know what came over me.
Cory: What?
Feeny: Yes, excellent. I said excellent, and I was talking about something you did. I don't know what came over me.
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Shawn: You have five minutes of me in the shower. You can't use that!
Cory: It's for the European version. If I don't get into NYU, my next choice is Sweden YU.
Cory: It's for the European version. If I don't get into NYU, my next choice is Sweden YU.
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Shawn: Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.
Cory: It should've happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
Cory: ...in the class.
Cory: It should've happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
Cory: ...in the class.
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Feeny: [holding an open book] And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.
Shawn: I still don't believe him.
Shawn: I still don't believe him.
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Eric: You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level. Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling, where does it end? WHERE DOES IT END?
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[Jack gets off the elevator in a red dress, high heels and a matching kerchief]
Jack: I don't want to talk about it, okay?
Eric: Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet!
Jack: I don't want to talk about it, okay?
Eric: Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet!
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Professor Michaels: Free will. Wanna take a shot?
Shawn: Do I really have a choice?
Professor Michaels: Ooh, gotta take five.
Shawn: Do I really have a choice?
Professor Michaels: Ooh, gotta take five.
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Jack: I'm just uncomfortable picking up girls.
Eric: Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]
Jack: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm loving you with my eyes.
Jack: Please don't.
Eric: Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]
Jack: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm loving you with my eyes.
Jack: Please don't.
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[Eric has been told that he cannot enlist due to flat feet.]
Eric: Everybody's doing their part in this war. I want to help. I'm going back to that recruitment office and tell them that a little case of flat feet isn't gonna stop Eric Matthews from fighting those evil Canadians.
Alan: I have a feeling it's not the flat feet.
Eric: Everybody's doing their part in this war. I want to help. I'm going back to that recruitment office and tell them that a little case of flat feet isn't gonna stop Eric Matthews from fighting those evil Canadians.
Alan: I have a feeling it's not the flat feet.
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Shawn: Cory, we're going down to enlist. Uncle Sam wants us. I wasn't gonna go, but he was pointing right at me.
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Shawn: It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.
Cory: Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.
Cory: Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.
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Cory: Mr. Feeny, we found this purse. Who runs the Lost and Found?
Feeny: [pause] I do, Mr. Matthews. I teach English, history and film, and I run the Lost and Found.
Shawn: We'll put up a notice.
Feeny: [pause] I do, Mr. Matthews. I teach English, history and film, and I run the Lost and Found.
Shawn: We'll put up a notice.
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