Bridesmaids Quotes
Lillian: [Has diarrhea from food poisoning and is trying to get to a bathroom]It's happening! It happened.
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Brynn: [describing her free tattoo]It's a Mexican drinking worm. It's like a Native American symbol meaning wasted.
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Rhodes: If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.
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Megan: I think I overcommitted with 9 [puppies]
Megan: , 6 is a comfortable number.
Megan: , 6 is a comfortable number.
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Annie: I'm sorry I didn't mean to waste your time... that's so embarrassing. Thank you.
Officer Nathan Rhodes: No, you are welcome. [in a sarcastic tone]
Officer Nathan Rhodes: This is kind of high octane stuff that really made me want to become a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment... it's adrenaline pinching. [awkward exchange of words]
Officer Nathan Rhodes: Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment. Bye bye.
Officer Nathan Rhodes: No, you are welcome. [in a sarcastic tone]
Officer Nathan Rhodes: This is kind of high octane stuff that really made me want to become a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment... it's adrenaline pinching. [awkward exchange of words]
Officer Nathan Rhodes: Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment. Bye bye.
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Lillian: You told me not to bleach my butthole, and I did it anyway, and now I love my new bleached butthole!
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Annie: Ooh, this a very strict plane. Welcome to Germany! [imitating Hitler]
Annie: Aufwiedersein Asshole.
Annie: Aufwiedersein Asshole.
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Helen: [the women are discussing bridal shower ideas]We should throw some ideas around. See if anyone else has a theme they have in mind, or something they'd been thinking of.
Becca: What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character?
Megan: That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know, so it's, Surprise! We're going to fight! We beat the shit out of her. She's not going to forget that.
Becca: What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character?
Megan: That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know, so it's, Surprise! We're going to fight! We beat the shit out of her. She's not going to forget that.
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Annie: Hi, I can't get off the couch. I got fired from my job, I got kicked out of my apartment, I can't pay any of my bills, my car is a piece of shit, I don't have any friends...
Megan: [gets right in Annie's face]You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. Do you know why that's interesting? Here's a friend standing directly in front of you, trying to talk to you, and you choose to talk about having no friends.
Megan: [gets right in Annie's face]You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. Do you know why that's interesting? Here's a friend standing directly in front of you, trying to talk to you, and you choose to talk about having no friends.
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Megan: I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back
Annie: Oh, shit.
Megan: Yeah, oh shit. Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, I'm saving you Megan. Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically.
Annie: Oh, shit.
Megan: Yeah, oh shit. Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, I'm saving you Megan. Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically.
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Annie: [noticing Helen holding back laughter]What's so funny?
Megan: [Barely able to control laughter]I put a, uh, a loaded gun in Dougie's carry on. TSA is gonna... just rip his ass apart. [Snorts & then starts laughing]
Megan: [Barely able to control laughter]I put a, uh, a loaded gun in Dougie's carry on. TSA is gonna... just rip his ass apart. [Snorts & then starts laughing]
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