Bromwell High Quotes
[Iqbal is sobbing in the cloakroom]
Mr. Bibby: Why Headmaster, you're crying. I daresay, you're blubbering like a gimp. If you did this in Cypress, or wherever it is you're from, they'd cut your nuts off.
Iqbal: The teachers, they don' like me.
Mr. Bibby: Well they didn't like me when I took their credit cards, but you don't see me crying about it.
Mr. Bibby: Why Headmaster, you're crying. I daresay, you're blubbering like a gimp. If you did this in Cypress, or wherever it is you're from, they'd cut your nuts off.
Iqbal: The teachers, they don' like me.
Mr. Bibby: Well they didn't like me when I took their credit cards, but you don't see me crying about it.
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Keisha Marie: Shouldn't you be at the news agent?
Natella: [annoyed] Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie mother****ers?
Natella: [annoyed] Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie mother****ers?
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Keisha: So today's the day...
Natella: Yep, D-Day.
Keisha: Yep, Thursday.
Natella: Friday.
Keisha: Yep, Wednesday.
Natella: No, it's Friday, Keisha.
Keisha: Or is it D-Day?
Natella: Yes, but that's...
Keisha: You think you know so much about the days of the week!
Natella: Yep, D-Day.
Keisha: Yep, Thursday.
Natella: Friday.
Keisha: Yep, Wednesday.
Natella: No, it's Friday, Keisha.
Keisha: Or is it D-Day?
Natella: Yes, but that's...
Keisha: You think you know so much about the days of the week!
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Natella: I guess it's like Alcohol. Just one more drink, then one more, then one more, then one more, until you spiral out of control in an orgy of self destruction!
Latrina: Like me that time!
Latrina: Like me that time!
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Prosecutor: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Mr. Bibby: [hand on Bible] I do.
Prosecutor: Is your name Roger Bibby?
Mr. Bibby: No. [Bible bursts into flames]
Mr. Bibby: That means nothing.
Mr. Bibby: [hand on Bible] I do.
Prosecutor: Is your name Roger Bibby?
Mr. Bibby: No. [Bible bursts into flames]
Mr. Bibby: That means nothing.
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