Caroline in the City Quotes
Annie: All right you buy something for Del that cost the same. You keep the bracelet for yourself. Then nobody is selfish, everybody is generous and you've got 25 new best friends.
Caroline: Annie, that's a total rationalization.
Annie: Thank you.
Caroline: No, thank you.
Caroline: Annie, that's a total rationalization.
Annie: Thank you.
Caroline: No, thank you.
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Caroline: What about him?
Annie: Married.
Caroline: No ring.
Annie: He's buying over-the-calf socks.
Caroline: So?
Annie: Over-the-calf socks look better when you're dressed because there's no gap between trouser and sock when you cross your legs. Crew socks look better when you're undressed because you don't look like a dork. Obviously, this guy cares more about what he looks like dressed than undressed, ergo married.
Annie: Married.
Caroline: No ring.
Annie: He's buying over-the-calf socks.
Caroline: So?
Annie: Over-the-calf socks look better when you're dressed because there's no gap between trouser and sock when you cross your legs. Crew socks look better when you're undressed because you don't look like a dork. Obviously, this guy cares more about what he looks like dressed than undressed, ergo married.
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Caroline: Now, promise me you won't tell them.
Annie: What kind of person do you think I am?
Caroline: I repeat: promise me you won't tell them. [they enter]
Caroline: Hey, guys.
Del: Hey, hey. What ya' been?
Annie: Well, you guys won't believe this. Caroline and I were out at the ATM on Eighth St.
Caroline: Okay, fine, let's just get it out in the open. I picked my nose and they got it on videotape. Give me your best shot. You may not get another opportunity like this. Caroline, you're so snotty. Caroline, don't be so picky.
Del: Caroline, you picked your nose?
Richard: Oh my God. And I use your pencils.
Annie: Well, I was only going to say you lost your 200 bucks, but hey.
Annie: What kind of person do you think I am?
Caroline: I repeat: promise me you won't tell them. [they enter]
Caroline: Hey, guys.
Del: Hey, hey. What ya' been?
Annie: Well, you guys won't believe this. Caroline and I were out at the ATM on Eighth St.
Caroline: Okay, fine, let's just get it out in the open. I picked my nose and they got it on videotape. Give me your best shot. You may not get another opportunity like this. Caroline, you're so snotty. Caroline, don't be so picky.
Del: Caroline, you picked your nose?
Richard: Oh my God. And I use your pencils.
Annie: Well, I was only going to say you lost your 200 bucks, but hey.
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Caroline: I'm not going to let them get away with this. I'm going to mock them in my comic strip.
Richard: No, no, no. Caroline, please. Remember when you mocked the electric company? I'm not working by candlelight again.
Richard: No, no, no. Caroline, please. Remember when you mocked the electric company? I'm not working by candlelight again.
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Cop: Get married, move to Long Island, have a couple of kids. You'll be safe.
Caroline: Did my mother send you?
Cop: Do it now while you're pretty, 'cause in ten years you're just gonna have to get a gun.
Caroline: Did my mother send you?
Cop: Do it now while you're pretty, 'cause in ten years you're just gonna have to get a gun.
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Richard: Oh, please, why don't you just leave her alone. Look, Caroline has some standards, something you both have learned to live without.
Caroline: Well thank you, Richard.
Richard: Of course if you really had standards you wouldn't have done anything that disgusting in the first place. If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
Caroline: Well thank you, Richard.
Richard: Of course if you really had standards you wouldn't have done anything that disgusting in the first place. If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
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