Cats and Dogs Quotes
Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman
Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Movie: Cats and Dogs
[Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him]
Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.
Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo! [Sophie gasps]
Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it? [Sophie faints]
Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!
Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.
Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo! [Sophie gasps]
Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it? [Sophie faints]
Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!
Movie: Cats and Dogs
Dr. Abby Barnes: [to a radio caller: ] Dogs don't like to be left alone. It's not like, when you leave, he goes, "Great, time to finish writing my novel!" No, when their humans leave, dogs get depressed, and they show it.
Movie: Cats and Dogs
Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.
Movie: Cats and Dogs
[Lou and the Russian cat are rolling on the floor fighting]
Lou: Get off me, you furball!
Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.
Lou: Get off me, you furball!
Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.
Movie: Cats and Dogs