Chelmsford 123 Quote
Grasientus: A map of ancient Chelmsford has been stolen from the map room.
Aulus Paulinus: That's very peculiar, Grasientus. We've got a map room?
Grasientus: Bet it's one of Badvoc's man.
Aulus Paulinus: Grasientus, something puzzles me.
Grasientus: Yes. You mean why would he want to steal a map of old Chelmsford?
Aulus Paulinus: No, what you were doing in the map room at three in the morning.
Grasientus: Ah, yes, well... apart from the maps I keep certain literature in there which I browse through often before retiring.
Aulus Paulinus: You mean the ones depicting scenes from pastoral Greece? The ones showing shepherds and shepherdesses doing what shepherds and shepherdesses do when they're not shepherding their sheep?
Grasientus: The very same.
Aulus Paulinus: So what's in this map room?
Grasientus: Well apart from the...
Aulus Paulinus: ...Greek porno.
Grasientus: A few maps.
Aulus Paulinus: How many?
Grasientus: One.
Aulus Paulinus: And it's been stolen.
Grasientus: Yes. Appalling, isn't it?
Aulus Paulinus: Well Grasientus, we are faced with the most serious problem. Namely... what do we now call the map room?
Aulus Paulinus: That's very peculiar, Grasientus. We've got a map room?
Grasientus: Bet it's one of Badvoc's man.
Aulus Paulinus: Grasientus, something puzzles me.
Grasientus: Yes. You mean why would he want to steal a map of old Chelmsford?
Aulus Paulinus: No, what you were doing in the map room at three in the morning.
Grasientus: Ah, yes, well... apart from the maps I keep certain literature in there which I browse through often before retiring.
Aulus Paulinus: You mean the ones depicting scenes from pastoral Greece? The ones showing shepherds and shepherdesses doing what shepherds and shepherdesses do when they're not shepherding their sheep?
Grasientus: The very same.
Aulus Paulinus: So what's in this map room?
Grasientus: Well apart from the...
Aulus Paulinus: ...Greek porno.
Grasientus: A few maps.
Aulus Paulinus: How many?
Grasientus: One.
Aulus Paulinus: And it's been stolen.
Grasientus: Yes. Appalling, isn't it?
Aulus Paulinus: Well Grasientus, we are faced with the most serious problem. Namely... what do we now call the map room?
Movie: Chelmsford 123
