Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Chip: That was a close one. Are you OK Dale?
Dale: Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head.
Dale: Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head.
Movie: Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers
Chip: [aboard Professor Nimnul's "spaceship"] Hey, this spaceship is made of rubber. Do you know what that means?
Dale: Uh, it's dishwasher safe?
Dale: Uh, it's dishwasher safe?
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Monty: Which one of these buttons makes this baby spin?
Gadget: Try the one marked "On".
Gadget: Try the one marked "On".
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Reporter Stan Blather: Latest tragic development: The Spaceplane is plummeting straight for the control tower... Wait a minute! I'm in the control tower! YEAARGH!!!
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Monterey Jack: [Seeing the HQ in a mess] Okay, who's the bloke who had the party and didn't invite me?
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Monty: [About sea voyages] This reminds me of the time I got shanghaied in Shanghai on a junk full of junk.
TV Show: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Jolly Roger: Welcome, buckos! This here be a pirate ship and we be Pi-Rats!
TV Show: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Chip: We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do.
Dale: [Adjusting his pirate hat proudly] You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.
Dale: [Adjusting his pirate hat proudly] You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.
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Jolly Roger: When this here ship sank, the Captain of the ship's rats, Long Lost Lafitte, told him to guard the treasure 'til he returned. We can't be going back on the captain's orders.
Chip: That was over 200 years ago.
Jolly Roger: Well, he never said it'd be easy.
Chip: That was over 200 years ago.
Jolly Roger: Well, he never said it'd be easy.
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[Monty tries to pull off being Captain Lafitte when inspected by Young Ned]
Ned: There be three ways he always knew the captain. When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.
Jolly Roger: His eye?
Ned: Aye!
Pi-Rates: Aye!!
[Monty squints his good eye]
Ned: And he was a short man.
[Monty squats]
Ned: And he only had one leg.
[Monty lifts up his right leg]
Ned: Left one.
[Monty shifts his weight over]
Ned: Captain Lafitte! You've come back! [Embraces him while Pi-Rats cheer]
Ned: There be three ways he always knew the captain. When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.
Jolly Roger: His eye?
Ned: Aye!
Pi-Rates: Aye!!
[Monty squints his good eye]
Ned: And he was a short man.
[Monty squats]
Ned: And he only had one leg.
[Monty lifts up his right leg]
Ned: Left one.
[Monty shifts his weight over]
Ned: Captain Lafitte! You've come back! [Embraces him while Pi-Rats cheer]
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[After fixing the Ranger Plane, before takeoff]
Monty: No offense, Gadget luv, but you're sure you're finished?
Gadget Hackwrench: Sure I'm sure.
Monty: Not like the last time?
Gadget: Oh, Monty! How many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?
Monty: I don't know. You tell me.
Monty: No offense, Gadget luv, but you're sure you're finished?
Gadget Hackwrench: Sure I'm sure.
Monty: Not like the last time?
Gadget: Oh, Monty! How many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?
Monty: I don't know. You tell me.
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Monty: Better lay off the nuts there. You are what you eat, you know.
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Monty: [Operating a gadget cat] I had nightmares about being inside cats but they were nothing like this.
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[The team infiltrates a lab full of cats]
Gadget: What is this place?
Monty: A nightmare!
Gadget: What is this place?
Monty: A nightmare!
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[Chip and Dale try to catch a remote control]
Chip and Dale: I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]
Chip: Did you get it?
Dale: No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]
Chip and Dale: I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]
Chip: Did you get it?
Dale: No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]
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Gadget: Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?
Monty: Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.
Monty: Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.
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Reporter Stan Blather: Their heroic landing of the damaged Spaceplane may seem a small step for a man but...
Dale: ...a giant leap for a chipmunk!
Dale: ...a giant leap for a chipmunk!
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Monty: The Great Eskimo Chief Mighty Lug Nut taught me this (Walnut Wallaroo Cookies) recipe whilst I was hitch-hiking through the Southern Arctic in the middle of a snowstorm.
Gadget: Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
Monty: Oh, of course not, Gadget luv. They used walrus nail clippings instead.
Gadget: Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
Monty: Oh, of course not, Gadget luv. They used walrus nail clippings instead.
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Dale: [After meeting an alien] Wow! Just like in the movies! Are you going to take over our planet? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya?
Dtz: Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun.
Dtz: Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun.
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[After Dtz, disguised as Dale, modifies the Ranger Plane]
Dtz: Well, that oughta do it. Just flip that switch.
Gadget: Golly, this is exciting! [Launches the Ranger Plane on a rocket-speed trip around the world. After landing]
Dtz: Let me know if you need anymore help.
Gadget: [Stunned] Golly again.
Dtz: Well, that oughta do it. Just flip that switch.
Gadget: Golly, this is exciting! [Launches the Ranger Plane on a rocket-speed trip around the world. After landing]
Dtz: Let me know if you need anymore help.
Gadget: [Stunned] Golly again.
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Dale: Golly, what good are buttons in a spaceship if you can't even push them?
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Dtz: [Disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!!
Other Rescue Rangers: AAAH!
Dtz: We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!
Monty: Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.
Gadget: Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.
Dale: [Running in] ALIENS!!
Other Rescue Rangers: AAAH!
Other Rescue Rangers: AAAH!
Dtz: We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!
Monty: Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.
Gadget: Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.
Dale: [Running in] ALIENS!!
Other Rescue Rangers: AAAH!
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