Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Dale: There! 137 comic books. Now I know everything about being a superhero. Look out, world! Here comes, er, Supermunk... Expando-Dale...The Amazing Bonzerine! Aw... I need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals... Rubber-Band-o!
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Gadget: We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
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Officer Kirby: Where's that flame thrower?
Dale: [As Rubber-Band-o] No! Wait! I'm too young to fry!
Dale: [As Rubber-Band-o] No! Wait! I'm too young to fry!
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Gadget: With this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.
Chip: Well?
Gadget: It's made out of paper!
Chip: That's it?
Gadget: Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lagansh and Colinga.
Monty: Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
Gadget: Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
Chip: Well?
Gadget: It's made out of paper!
Chip: That's it?
Gadget: Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lagansh and Colinga.
Monty: Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
Gadget: Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
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Monty: Now that's a sweet old lady, setting out a bowl of milk for the poor homeless stray... CATS?!!
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Gadget: We spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.
Chip: We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
Dale: If we don't get stuck in the doorway.
Chip: We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
Dale: If we don't get stuck in the doorway.
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Monty: What happened?
Chip: They were going to turn you into a donut.
Monty: Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.
Chip: They were going to turn you into a donut.
Monty: Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.
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Chip: Hey, Dale, you pull while I push.
Dale: How come you always make all the decisions?
Chip: Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
Dale: That's better.
Dale: How come you always make all the decisions?
Chip: Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
Dale: That's better.
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Dale: I'll say this for your cheese chowder, Monty.
Monty: What's that, mate?
Dale: It may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
Monty: What's that, mate?
Dale: It may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
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Monty: I didn't mean to. I couldn't help meself. Just the smell of cheese and I lose control.
Dale: Eat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
Dale: Eat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
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Monty: I'm so ashamed. One whiff of cheese and I become a munster, uh, monster.
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Woman: Officer, I want to report a highway robbery.
Sergeant Spinelli: Whereabouts, ma'am?
Woman: At the grocery store. Have you seen the price of cheese lately?
Sergeant Spinelli: Whereabouts, ma'am?
Woman: At the grocery store. Have you seen the price of cheese lately?
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Rat Capone: Well, what do you want, fatso?
Monty: Chee-eee-eee-eeese!!
Rat Capone: Not without go-ooo-ooo-ooold.
Monty: Chee-eee-eee-eeese!!
Rat Capone: Not without go-ooo-ooo-ooold.
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Rat Capone: Say, you got spunk.
Gadget: Thanks.
Rat Capone: I hate spunk!
Gadget: Thanks.
Rat Capone: I hate spunk!
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Chip: Go on, cheese whiz. Tune that sensational schnoz to Capone's cheese stash!
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Rat Capone: The brie, Monty, the brie!
Monty: I'll make debris out of you!
Monty: I'll make debris out of you!
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Monty: From now on, I'll mind my cheese and Qs... [Gets a whiff]... tomorrow. Chee-eee-eeee-eeese!!!
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Monty: Are you two fighting again?
Chip: Of course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
Chip: Of course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
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Pigeon: Excuse me, is this a formal fight? You're all wearing tails.
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Chip: Dale, watch where you're going!
Dale: You watch where you're standing!
Dale: You watch where you're standing!
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Moose : Say, Rocko, is stealing little animals against the law?
Rocko: Of course it is, you uneducated lowlife.
Moose: Phew! Thank goodness! I was afraid for a minute there, we was gonna have to go straight.
Rocko: Of course it is, you uneducated lowlife.
Moose: Phew! Thank goodness! I was afraid for a minute there, we was gonna have to go straight.
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Rocko: That shrinking gizmo we stole from Professor Nimnul worked like a charm on the statue.
Ignatz Ratskiwatski: Yes, but you fools had to steal Professor Nimnul along with it!
Ignatz Ratskiwatski: Yes, but you fools had to steal Professor Nimnul along with it!
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[After being foiled by the Rescue Rangers]
Ignatz: I should never have broken my cardinal rule... NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE!!!
Ignatz: I should never have broken my cardinal rule... NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE!!!
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Professor Nimnul: They can't do this! They can't use my invention to create devastation like this without giving credit to me!! [Gets handcuffed] Honest. I had nothing to do with this.
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Dale: We sure whooped those bad guys!
Monty: Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
Gadget: How can you say that, Monty?
Monty: Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Monty: Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
Gadget: How can you say that, Monty?
Monty: Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
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Gadget: Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.
Chip: Thanks, Gadget... I think.
Chip: Thanks, Gadget... I think.
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Gadget: Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
Monty: Since when?
Monty: Since when?
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