Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes

Gadget: Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.
Monty: I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!

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[When they find out the baby is a thug]
Gadget: We've got to stop him and those other crooks without resorting to fisticuffs.
Monty: Give us a break, luv! Bambi would want to take a swing at this kid.

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Gadget: Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!!

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Chip: Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
Dale: To tie down the baby?
Chip: No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blowing a gasket.

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Monty: They call this pizza with the works? They forgot the peanut butter!
Dale: Maybe the chef had good taste.
Monty: Yeah, but he doesn't know what tastes good.

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Monty: [About bubblegum] You pop it, you wear it.

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Dale: Y'know, I didn't think bats could do this.
Foxglove: Do what, darling?
Dale: Hang around in midair like this when they're carrying so much weight.
Foxglove: Uh oh!
Dale: What's wrong?
Foxglove: We can't!

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Winifred: Don't call me Freddie!

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Dale: It's Gadget's turn to cook and everything tastes like machine oil.

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[After retrieving a frisbee for a puppy]
Monty: Awful sweet little fella, eh?
Chip: Yeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.
Dale: How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? (Gets bonked on the head) Is that a yes?

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Ma Sweeney: Oh, Sweeney, you little dickens! Someday you'll be more famous than Betty what's-her-name, more popular than that old Colonel fella and more importantly, rich, rich, RICH!!!

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Todd Sweeney: Hey, ma! How'd you like all the birdies I caught? (Giggle) Shucks! I'll bet they'll make you rich enough to buy all the diamonds you can hope for. Get it? Hope? Diamonds? Hope Diamond? I'm so funny!

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[Upon hearing a lot of caws]
Gadget: Did you hear that?
Chip: It came from over there.
Monty: Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.

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Gadget: C'mon, Monty! We have to save Midge.
Monty: B-b-but, Gadget, look at the size of those cats!
Gadget: [Pointing to the caged birds] Look at the size of those eyes!

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Monty: Brilliant plan for the boys to keep those felines busy while we free the birds.
Gadget: I sure hope it was a plan, Monty.

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Chip: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard... Let's try it!

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[After crashing into a bag of flour]
Dale: Oh no! We didn't make it! We're ghosts!! This is terrible!! AWFUL!!!

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Monty: [About Midge's doleful eyes] Those eyes ought to be registered as lethal weapons.

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Ma Sweeney: [About Todd] Every family tree has its sap.

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Ratatouille: I hate rodents!
Lesueur : You are a rodent, Ratatouille.
Ratatouille: Non, monsieur! I am an artiste!

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Chip: Okay, Rangers, we need a plan!... Unfortunately, I didn't plan on a plan.

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Maltese de Sade: Ready! Aim! Champagne!

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Chip: You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.
Dale: Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.
Gadget: Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.

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Dale: [Having amnesia] Who am I?
Rat Philosopher: Who are any of us? Zis is ze essential question. To live is to exist and yet, to exist is to live. Yet...
Dale: Oy! And I thought I was confused.

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Ratatouille: Eat your heart out, Rembrat!

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Gadget: Dale, a traitor?! I can't believe that! Not in a million years! [Dale takes a shot at them] Is it a million A.D. already?

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[In a duel]
Dale: En garde!
Chip: Touche!
Dale: Souffle!
Chip: Ole!
Dale: Say hey!

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Maltese de Sade: Voila! There is the key to my plan diabolique: La Tour Eiffel!
Dale: Looks just like the Eiffel tower.
Maltese de Sade: It is the Eiffel tower, souffle breath.

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Gadget: Relax, it's practically foolproof.
Chip: Yeah, but is it Dale-proof.

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Sonny's Dad: [Drowning] Sonny! As I almost live and breathe!

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