Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Gadget: Are you sure you're all right, Monty? You look pale.
Monty: [Stammering] Must be a touch of Hong Kong flu. [Sees a cat sign and skedaddles in fright]
Gadget: Actually, it's more like the galloping influenza.
Monty: [Stammering] Must be a touch of Hong Kong flu. [Sees a cat sign and skedaddles in fright]
Gadget: Actually, it's more like the galloping influenza.
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Monty: The only time I've ever really been scared was years ago on Cat Street. And now I'm afraid to go back.
Bartender: My father says: "If you fall off the bike, you must get right back on".
Monty: Bicycles aren't my blooming problem! I'm scared!
Bartender: My uncle says: "The only thing to fear is fear itself".
Monty: Yeah, but he never had to face that street full of alley cats.
Bartender: And the bartender says: "You're a lily-livered COWARD!!"
Bartender: My father says: "If you fall off the bike, you must get right back on".
Monty: Bicycles aren't my blooming problem! I'm scared!
Bartender: My uncle says: "The only thing to fear is fear itself".
Monty: Yeah, but he never had to face that street full of alley cats.
Bartender: And the bartender says: "You're a lily-livered COWARD!!"
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Professor Nimnul: My Phone-a-matic Modemizer worked like a charm. All I have to do is dial my escape. Now I can reach out and rob someone anytime I want!
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Dale: [Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?
Monty: You, in a second.
Monty: You, in a second.
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Gadget: Why would a fly stay out all night?
Dale: You suppose there was another garbage strike?
Dale: You suppose there was another garbage strike?
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Monty: [Seeing Nimnul in Zipper's body] It looks like a fly but it sounds like a snake.
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Man: Waiter! Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?
Professor Nimnul: [In Zipper's body] The 100-meter breast stroke! What does it look like, idiot?!
Professor Nimnul: [In Zipper's body] The 100-meter breast stroke! What does it look like, idiot?!
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Professor Nimnul: I have to admit you're awfully clever for vermin.
Dale: Thanks... I think.
Dale: Thanks... I think.
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[After the Phone-a-matic Modemizer jumbles them up]
Chip: We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!
Monty: [In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.
Chip: [In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?
Gadget: [In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]
Dale: [With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!
Gadget: Keep the hands off the body!
Dale: Sorry.
Chip: We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!
Monty: [In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.
Chip: [In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?
Gadget: [In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]
Dale: [With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!
Gadget: Keep the hands off the body!
Dale: Sorry.
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Dpctor: Which do you find more attractive: this woo-woo girl, or this wasp?
[Zipper indicates that he likes the wasp better]
Doctor: I kind of like the wasp myself. But who said a doctor can't be sick?
[Zipper indicates that he likes the wasp better]
Doctor: I kind of like the wasp myself. But who said a doctor can't be sick?
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Chip: Where's the murder?
Canina LaFur: Murder?! Have the reviews come out yet?
Canina LaFur: Murder?! Have the reviews come out yet?
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Dale: Aren't you Canina LaFur?
Canina LaFur: Star of stage, screen and the occasional dog food commercial.
Dale: I've been a fan of yours for years and years...
Canina LaFur: How sweet.
Dale: ...and years and years...
Canina LaFur: How nice.
Dale: ...and years and years-
Canina LaFur: All right! How many dog years do I have to listen to this?
Canina LaFur: Star of stage, screen and the occasional dog food commercial.
Dale: I've been a fan of yours for years and years...
Canina LaFur: How sweet.
Dale: ...and years and years...
Canina LaFur: How nice.
Dale: ...and years and years-
Canina LaFur: All right! How many dog years do I have to listen to this?
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[When a cargo ship sinks with Monty on it]
Crewman: All safe, Cap'n! Not a man lost!
Dale: But not a man but one heck of a mouse.
Crewman: All safe, Cap'n! Not a man lost!
Dale: But not a man but one heck of a mouse.
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Professor Nimnul: I want tremendous piles of wealth! Beyond the boundaries of unrestrained greed! I want gold, jewels, even St. Bernard dresses!
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Penguin: My clogs are killing me! There's nothing on earth that's gonna get me to climb that mountain.
Dale: Hungry bear! Hungry bear!!
[Penguins stampede up the slope]
Dale: Hungry bear! Hungry bear!!
[Penguins stampede up the slope]
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Monty: Animals don't make noise in this country. They're too afraid.
Dale: Afraid of what?
Monty: Hunters! They have legal hunting here all year 'round.
Chip: So do most places.
Monty: Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour. 'Round here, Groundhog Day takes on new morning.
Dale: Afraid of what?
Monty: Hunters! They have legal hunting here all year 'round.
Chip: So do most places.
Monty: Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour. 'Round here, Groundhog Day takes on new morning.
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Director: [Thinking Canina's dead] Oh no! Canina!! She's made the big fade out!
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Monty: [When Canina and Zsa Zsa get into a fight] Ladies, please, break it up! All right. If you won't break it up, at least let me join the fun!
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Canina: I'd like to thank all my fans who have followed me for years and years and years and years and... Wait a minute! What am I saying?
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Nimnul: I'll be able to retire! Hahahahahahahaha! Money! Jewels! Cuisinarts!
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Dale: [after Gadget kisses Chip after finding him] Boy! I oughta get lost once in a while!
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Chef Arnie: Look at those fools! Eat at the Firehouse, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them all! MARTY!
Marty: Yes, Chief?
Chef Arnie: Stop calling me chief... it's chef, you moron!
Marty: Yes, Chief?
Chef Arnie: Stop calling me chief... it's chef, you moron!
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