Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Monty: [Upon seeing Dtz charge after his favorite snack] Disgusting the way how some people lose control.
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Mepps: You called for us, Fat Cat?
Fat Cat: No, I was testing my moron magnet.
Fat Cat: No, I was testing my moron magnet.
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Gadget: Just a few more stitches and this wing will be good as new. Well, as good as it was before.
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Mepps: Boss, I got bad news!
Fat Cat: Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!
Mepps: Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!
Fat Cat: Let me guess. Does this have something to do with the Rescue Rangers?
Mepps: Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?
Fat Cat: Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions!!
Fat Cat: Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!
Mepps: Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!
Fat Cat: Let me guess. Does this have something to do with the Rescue Rangers?
Mepps: Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?
Fat Cat: Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions!!
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Monty: [Shifting a camera's angle] These things are harder to move than a sleeping rhino.
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Dale: What would birds want to do with (the Ranger Plane)?
Monty: They're worshipping it like some sort of god.
Gadget: Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.
Monty: They're worshipping it like some sort of god.
Gadget: Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.
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Kiwis: Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah! Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah!
Dale: [Trying to fit in with his disguise] Noodle, noodle, apple strudel!
Dale: [Trying to fit in with his disguise] Noodle, noodle, apple strudel!
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[Trying to "wake" the Ranger Plane using magic]
Pepto Gizmo: Bingly wingly pingly pie!
Take the kiwis to the sky!
[Nothing happens] Of course! This is an Equatorial flying god. Different spell entirely.
Figgly giggly gaggly gow!
Take the kiwis to the clouds!
Kiwi Chief: We're all waiting, Pepto.
Pepto: Yes, yes, of course. (Laughs) Right. [Runs up and flaps one of the wings desperately] FLY!!!
Pepto Gizmo: Bingly wingly pingly pie!
Take the kiwis to the sky!
[Nothing happens] Of course! This is an Equatorial flying god. Different spell entirely.
Figgly giggly gaggly gow!
Take the kiwis to the clouds!
Kiwi Chief: We're all waiting, Pepto.
Pepto: Yes, yes, of course. (Laughs) Right. [Runs up and flaps one of the wings desperately] FLY!!!
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Gadget: Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.
Dale: Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-
Gadget: Nonsense! You need to lie down.
Chip: But, Gadget, it's just his toe!
Gadget: Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it.
Dale: Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-
Gadget: Nonsense! You need to lie down.
Chip: But, Gadget, it's just his toe!
Gadget: Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it.
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Gadget: Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up.
Chip: If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!
Chip: If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!
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Monty: [Trying to stop a crocodile] Settle for next time, you overgrown suitcase!
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[Trying to slowly lower the Ranger Plane by vine]
Monty: Easy... Easy...
Chip: Easy for you, maybe!
Monty: Easy... Easy...
Chip: Easy for you, maybe!
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Gadget: I'll have this plane ship-shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane shaped, shouldn't it?
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[When Gadget finds out Dale is faking]
Gadget: Why that little...! He couldn't...! How did...! OOOOH!!
Chip: I know just what you mean.
Gadget: Why that little...! He couldn't...! How did...! OOOOH!!
Chip: I know just what you mean.
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Gadget: Golly! This place is a mess!
Chip: Really? Looks better than Dale's room.
Chip: Really? Looks better than Dale's room.
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Monty: I ain't seen an appetite like that since I fell into a river full of Amazon pirahnas.
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[Sung]
Dale: Hey, all you cats, don't sit and stare
Swing your tails! Get out of those chairs!
Chip: Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!
Chip N' Dale: The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!
Dale: Hey, all you cats, don't sit and stare
Swing your tails! Get out of those chairs!
Chip: Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!
Chip N' Dale: The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!
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So better stop chompin’
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’ (Fat Cat: That’s me!)
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
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Dale: Here’s one cat I’d like to see
Cheek to cheek, dancin’ with me
Chip: C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!
Fat Cat: The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’ (Fat Cat: That’s me!)
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
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Dale: Here’s one cat I’d like to see
Cheek to cheek, dancin’ with me
Chip: C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!
Fat Cat: The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!
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Fat Cat and his gang: So better stop chompin’
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
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Gadget: I'm not trying to prove anything to Chip or anyone else. You don't get someone to like you by acting like someone you aren't. And you are Tammy. That's special enough.
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Fat Cat: Your piano seems just the teensiest bit out of tune. Right about... here! [Slams the piano keys, ejecting the squirrel kids, Gadget and Zipper who were smuggled inside] There's the problem. You had squirrel minors in your C Major.
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Fat Cat: Living over a cat food factory has its advantages but sometimes I tire of their ingredients. That's why I'm going to let this machine put you lovely Rescue Rangers into an itty-bitty can just like this.
Gadget: Well, at least we'll be together.
Gadget: Well, at least we'll be together.
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Fat Cat: You know, I could corrupt these children. Over the years, I could guide their innocent minds towards a life of wrongdoing. Yes! I could mold them in my image, hone them into criminal GENIUSES, the only ones capable of carrying on my EMPIRE!!! Ah, but who's got the time? Toss them in!
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Chip: Now, every time Sureluck Jones wanted to find something, the first thing he did was find some clues. Follow me! The game is afoot!
Dale: How are we going to find the will if all you want to do is play foot games?
Dale: How are we going to find the will if all you want to do is play foot games?
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Chip: [Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."
Gadget: Got it! [Pulls as instructed]
Chip: "...to open the secret door..."
Dale: It worked!
Chip: "...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
Monty: We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
Gadget: Got it! [Pulls as instructed]
Chip: "...to open the secret door..."
Dale: It worked!
Chip: "...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
Monty: We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
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Monty: Now what, Sureluck? Any clues?
Dale: Yeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?
Chip: What do you think? Hide!!
Dale: Yeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?
Chip: What do you think? Hide!!
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Dale: Hey! What did ya do that for?
Chip: It was too loud to think!
Dale: It's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!
Chip: I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!
Dale: Is not!
Chip: Is Too!
Monty: [To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!
Chip: It was too loud to think!
Dale: It's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!
Chip: I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!
Dale: Is not!
Chip: Is Too!
Monty: [To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!
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Monty: I've heard just about enough of this bossing and beeswax!
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