Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes

My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line

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Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"

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Gamblers: He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all

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He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Gamblers: La, la, la!

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Fat Cat: My ruby!! What have you done with it, you diminutive nut-muncher?!

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[Hanging from a slowly breaking lampstand]
Chip: Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
Dale: I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!

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Chip: [Jumping to safety] Pistachio!!

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Pizza guy: I should have known it was a phony order. Who'd order a pizza with triple anchovies?

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Chip: I'll get that ruby if it's the last thing I do... (Gulp) What if it is the last thing I do?

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Monty: There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!

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Monty: CHEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EESE!!!

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Chip: We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!
Monty: If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!

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Fat Cat: What are you dunderheads doing down there?!
Mepps: I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?

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Monty: That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
Chip: ARE YOU CRAZY?!!
Monty: The walrus thought so.

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Monty: That flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house! Me and Zipper got a score to settle with him.

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Chip: Just what do you think you were doing back there?
Monty: Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
Chip: [To Dale] Yeah, his brain!

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Gadget: Excuse me! You're all standing! Here! Let me make you a chair!

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Monty: [About crash landings] There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.

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Klordane: I have schedules to meet, Professor. Isn't it ready yet?
Professor Nimnul: Really, Mr. Klordane! You must be patient. True genius cannot be rushed. [Gets a snowball in the face] Hurried, hastened and sped up: yes.

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Fat Cat: [About Professor Nimnul] The geek has a definite hardware hangup. I bet stripping gears is his idea of a good time.

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Professor Nimnul: The ruby appears to be in a... er... transitive state of location.
Klordane: Meaning?
Professor Nimnul: Missing.

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Gadget: You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.
Chip: Monty just jumped out!
Gadget: Oh. That would account for it.

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Frenchy: My name is Frenchy. I am from France. And this is my compatriot, K. Sera.

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Chip: Klordain may have mechanical marvels.
Gadget: He does?
Chip: He may have fiendish thingies.
Dale: He does! He does!
Chip: He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.
Monty: Yup! Them too.
Chip: But we've got something he doesn't have.
Gadget: Enough sense to get out of here?
Chip: Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!
Monty: He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.
Dale: Yeah? But he is my friend.
Monty: Oh, well. You only live twice.

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Gadget: Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure?

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Detective Drake: That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin? (Laughs) Oh, Klordain! You really had me going there! Didn't you forget the whipped cream?
Professor Nimnul: Now you stop laughing! My theories are perfectly legitimate!

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Plato: From here on, the fate of the Global Gold Reserve is in the hands of you tiny troopers, chipmunk challengers, rescue rangers.
Chip: I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.

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Monty: You mustachioed hairball! I've got a score to settle with you!
Fat Cat: Settle a score?
Monty: Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!
Fat Cat: Oh, dear! I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'd SET FIRE to it!!

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Monty: Right, Gadget, we're almost there! Hit the brakes!
Gadget: Golly! No one said anything about stopping.

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Chip: I guess there's only one thing to say then. Rescue Rangers, away!

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