Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
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Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
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Gamblers: He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all
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He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Gamblers: La, la, la!
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Gamblers: La, la, la!
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Fat Cat: My ruby!! What have you done with it, you diminutive nut-muncher?!
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[Hanging from a slowly breaking lampstand]
Chip: Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
Dale: I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!
Chip: Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
Dale: I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!
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Pizza guy: I should have known it was a phony order. Who'd order a pizza with triple anchovies?
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Chip: I'll get that ruby if it's the last thing I do... (Gulp) What if it is the last thing I do?
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Monty: There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!
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Chip: We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!
Monty: If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!
Monty: If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!
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Fat Cat: What are you dunderheads doing down there?!
Mepps: I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?
Mepps: I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?
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Monty: That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
Chip: ARE YOU CRAZY?!!
Monty: The walrus thought so.
Chip: ARE YOU CRAZY?!!
Monty: The walrus thought so.
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Monty: That flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house! Me and Zipper got a score to settle with him.
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Chip: Just what do you think you were doing back there?
Monty: Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
Chip: [To Dale] Yeah, his brain!
Monty: Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
Chip: [To Dale] Yeah, his brain!
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Gadget: Excuse me! You're all standing! Here! Let me make you a chair!
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Monty: [About crash landings] There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.
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Klordane: I have schedules to meet, Professor. Isn't it ready yet?
Professor Nimnul: Really, Mr. Klordane! You must be patient. True genius cannot be rushed. [Gets a snowball in the face] Hurried, hastened and sped up: yes.
Professor Nimnul: Really, Mr. Klordane! You must be patient. True genius cannot be rushed. [Gets a snowball in the face] Hurried, hastened and sped up: yes.
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Fat Cat: [About Professor Nimnul] The geek has a definite hardware hangup. I bet stripping gears is his idea of a good time.
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Professor Nimnul: The ruby appears to be in a... er... transitive state of location.
Klordane: Meaning?
Professor Nimnul: Missing.
Klordane: Meaning?
Professor Nimnul: Missing.
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Gadget: You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.
Chip: Monty just jumped out!
Gadget: Oh. That would account for it.
Chip: Monty just jumped out!
Gadget: Oh. That would account for it.
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Frenchy: My name is Frenchy. I am from France. And this is my compatriot, K. Sera.
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Chip: Klordain may have mechanical marvels.
Gadget: He does?
Chip: He may have fiendish thingies.
Dale: He does! He does!
Chip: He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.
Monty: Yup! Them too.
Chip: But we've got something he doesn't have.
Gadget: Enough sense to get out of here?
Chip: Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!
Monty: He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.
Dale: Yeah? But he is my friend.
Monty: Oh, well. You only live twice.
Gadget: He does?
Chip: He may have fiendish thingies.
Dale: He does! He does!
Chip: He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.
Monty: Yup! Them too.
Chip: But we've got something he doesn't have.
Gadget: Enough sense to get out of here?
Chip: Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!
Monty: He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.
Dale: Yeah? But he is my friend.
Monty: Oh, well. You only live twice.
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Gadget: Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure?
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Detective Drake: That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin? (Laughs) Oh, Klordain! You really had me going there! Didn't you forget the whipped cream?
Professor Nimnul: Now you stop laughing! My theories are perfectly legitimate!
Professor Nimnul: Now you stop laughing! My theories are perfectly legitimate!
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Plato: From here on, the fate of the Global Gold Reserve is in the hands of you tiny troopers, chipmunk challengers, rescue rangers.
Chip: I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.
Chip: I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.
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Monty: You mustachioed hairball! I've got a score to settle with you!
Fat Cat: Settle a score?
Monty: Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!
Fat Cat: Oh, dear! I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'd SET FIRE to it!!
Fat Cat: Settle a score?
Monty: Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!
Fat Cat: Oh, dear! I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'd SET FIRE to it!!
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Monty: Right, Gadget, we're almost there! Hit the brakes!
Gadget: Golly! No one said anything about stopping.
Gadget: Golly! No one said anything about stopping.
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Chip: I guess there's only one thing to say then. Rescue Rangers, away!
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