Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Monty: Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro. But since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?
Chip: Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
Dale: [Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10.00-10.30. Supervised Group Nap: 10.30-11.00. Fun: 11.00-11.05..." Five minutes?!! You scheduled only five measly minutes for Fun?!!!
Chip: Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to four minutes.
Chip: Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
Dale: [Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10.00-10.30. Supervised Group Nap: 10.30-11.00. Fun: 11.00-11.05..." Five minutes?!! You scheduled only five measly minutes for Fun?!!!
Chip: Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to four minutes.
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Gadget: Perfect! My own blend of sunblock. Now I can sit in the sun for 2 hours, 18 minutes and 36 seconds exactly.
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Dale: What happened to you? Aren't hermit crabs supposed to have a shell or something?
Hermit Crab Leader: We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
Dale: (Gasp) You mean they were gone?!
Hermit Crab Leader: (Sarcastically) It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
Hermit Crab Leader: We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
Dale: (Gasp) You mean they were gone?!
Hermit Crab Leader: (Sarcastically) It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
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[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells]
Gadget: I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Monty: Gadget luv, drop it.
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[Later, when they get the shells back]
Gadget: See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Monty: Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
Gadget: I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Monty: Gadget luv, drop it.
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[Later, when they get the shells back]
Gadget: See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Monty: Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
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Dale: I don't understand why all the missing shells aren't here. This is a Shell Station.
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Mole: Wow, boss! Did you know that if you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the ocean inside?
Fat Cat: Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.
Mole: Wow! Where did they put the batteries?
Fat Cat: Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.
Fat Cat: Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.
Mole: Wow! Where did they put the batteries?
Fat Cat: Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.
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Mepps: [Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss!! Looks like we got all the fish!!
Fat Cat: [Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?!!! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!!
Mepps: Y-y-yes, boss.
Fat Cat: Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!!
Fat Cat: [Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?!!! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!!
Mepps: Y-y-yes, boss.
Fat Cat: Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!!
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Dale: With me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]
Chip: You'll crack something, at least.
Chip: You'll crack something, at least.
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Fat Cat: I have style, I have class, I have breeding... I have a temper!
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Gadget: At times like this, I usually don't resort to shrill emotional outbursts but in this case, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!
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Gadget: Look, Monty!
Dale: A real treat!
Chip: Your favorite: Jack cheese!
Monty: No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
Everyone: (GASP!!!)
Dale: A real treat!
Chip: Your favorite: Jack cheese!
Monty: No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
Everyone: (GASP!!!)
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Dale: You never know when opportunity will knock. [Hears a knock] See?
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Monty: [After a whack on the head] I feel like I'm holding a mongoose convention in me head.
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Monty: From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]
Dale: What's with him?
Gadget: The flight out must be serving macaroni and-
Monty: -chee-eee-eee-eeese!!
Dale: What's with him?
Gadget: The flight out must be serving macaroni and-
Monty: -chee-eee-eee-eeese!!
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Monty: Gadget's gone too far this time, Chip. She's got these blinking propellers facing the wrong away.
Chip: She knows what she's doing, Monterey. I'm sure the Ranger Wing is perfectly safe.
Gadget: [Working] Oh, darn! I'm always ending up with parts left over.
Monty: Yeah, about as safe as a joyride on the Titanic.
Chip: She knows what she's doing, Monterey. I'm sure the Ranger Wing is perfectly safe.
Gadget: [Working] Oh, darn! I'm always ending up with parts left over.
Monty: Yeah, about as safe as a joyride on the Titanic.
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Dale: What's this?
Gadget: That's a hover switch. That should turn the Ranger Wing into a helicopter.
Chip & Monty: SHOULD?!!
Gadget: That's a hover switch. That should turn the Ranger Wing into a helicopter.
Chip & Monty: SHOULD?!!
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Monty: Take her down, pally! I left me stomach back on the ground floor.
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Gadget: [In disguise] My contact will know you by the password: "Seven shy spies stole the shyster's secrets." I know you won't let me down, super spy. [Gives him a kiss] Good luck. Remember the password. [Leaves]
Dale: [Dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets.
Dale: [Dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets.
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Francis: This traffic is going to kill us! Quick! In the sewers!
Louie: Do you mean there's quick traffic in the sewers?
Louie: Do you mean there's quick traffic in the sewers?
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Francis: Take these two back to the boss' place for insurance.
Moe: Right... Gee, does the boss sell insurance? We'd like to investigate other policy options.
Louie: Yeah! We're disappointed with the premiums on our long-term life annuity.
Francis: Just go! GO! GET OUT!!
Moe: Right... Gee, does the boss sell insurance? We'd like to investigate other policy options.
Louie: Yeah! We're disappointed with the premiums on our long-term life annuity.
Francis: Just go! GO! GET OUT!!
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Spy: Chipmunks?! The greatest spy in the world was beaten by chipmunks?!!
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Monty: Nice idea, Gadget luv.
Gadget: Thanks, Monty! Which one?
Monty: The one you're going to come up with next.
Gadget: Thanks, Monty! Which one?
Monty: The one you're going to come up with next.
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Chip: Do we go to the beach or sightseeing?
Gadget: Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.
Gadget: Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.
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Lahwhinie: Survival test? No one told me about any test! We've never even had a queen before.
Hubba Hubba: No one ever survived before.
Hubba Hubba: No one ever survived before.
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Lahwhinie: [Posing as Gadget] 'Scuse me. I have to get that thing you pound pointy things in with.
Chip: You mean hammer?
Lahwhinie: Yeah, that's it!
Chip: You mean hammer?
Lahwhinie: Yeah, that's it!
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Chip: Ok. Looks like plan Q may work here. [Plan goes awry] Ok. Time for Plan R.
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