Chuck Quotes
Captain Awesome: [after giving Morgan a check] There you go Morgan. Welcome to adulthood. We've been waiting for you.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck Bartowski: Now, I know - I know that you can't help me any more. I-I know all that. But Sarah's going to die without us. I can't do this alone.
John Casey: And I can't help you any more. I'm not a spy.
Chuck Bartowski: But you are a spy! YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE SPY!
Morgan Grimes: Was, Chuck, was. But the man's been Buy More'd. That's right. You deluded yourself into thinking that Buy More's your life. But wake up, John, okay? We need you to get on this plane. Chuck needs you to get on this plane. And if not, well, you know, find yourself Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck, and Sarah, and *you*, Casey. You showed me I can be so much more. That I'm meant for something, be a spy. What about you? What od you have left in your tank?... What do you want to be when you grow - [Casey grabs Morgan by the throat and slams him to the wall]
John Casey: Morgan, go to my closet, and get me my suit. [Looking a Chuck]
John Casey: The black one.
John Casey: And I can't help you any more. I'm not a spy.
Chuck Bartowski: But you are a spy! YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE SPY!
Morgan Grimes: Was, Chuck, was. But the man's been Buy More'd. That's right. You deluded yourself into thinking that Buy More's your life. But wake up, John, okay? We need you to get on this plane. Chuck needs you to get on this plane. And if not, well, you know, find yourself Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck, and Sarah, and *you*, Casey. You showed me I can be so much more. That I'm meant for something, be a spy. What about you? What od you have left in your tank?... What do you want to be when you grow - [Casey grabs Morgan by the throat and slams him to the wall]
John Casey: Morgan, go to my closet, and get me my suit. [Looking a Chuck]
John Casey: The black one.
TV Show: Chuck
John Casey: Chuck, I'm not an agent. You shouldn't be telling me *any* of this.
Chuck Bartowski: You know - you know what to do, Casey. Ok? Beckman told me to just sit tight. You and I know, I can't do that. [Chuck's phone sounds an alarm]
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah just activated her locater. She's in trouble. Come on, man! You know how I feel about her.
John Casey: [Casey grabs Chuck's hand, and writes a number on it] Call this number. Request tactical support. You'll be forwarded to Colonel Sanders. Don't make fun of his name. You want air, armor, everything!
Chuck Bartowski: You know - you know what to do, Casey. Ok? Beckman told me to just sit tight. You and I know, I can't do that. [Chuck's phone sounds an alarm]
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah just activated her locater. She's in trouble. Come on, man! You know how I feel about her.
John Casey: [Casey grabs Chuck's hand, and writes a number on it] Call this number. Request tactical support. You'll be forwarded to Colonel Sanders. Don't make fun of his name. You want air, armor, everything!
TV Show: Chuck
Larry Valentine: [while Chuck and Larry are being interviewed separately] The worst day we ever had on the job?
Chuck Levine: This little kid fell in a swimming pool...
Larry Valentine: Chuck was the first one there...
Chuck Levine: I dove in...
Larry Valentine: He pulled him out...
Chuck Levine: I worked on him...
Larry Valentine: worked on him, worked on him, but...
Chuck Levine: Larry stayed with me all that night. I just couldn't get... couldn't get that kid outta my head.
Larry Valentine: When my wife died.
Chuck Levine: Ah, that was the worst.
Larry Valentine: I collapsed.
Chuck Levine: He knew it was coming but...
Larry Valentine: What we have is beyond friendship.
Chuck Levine: He's the best man I know.
Larry Valentine: I'd do anything for him.
Chuck Levine: I love him.
Larry Valentine: I love him.
Chuck Levine: This little kid fell in a swimming pool...
Larry Valentine: Chuck was the first one there...
Chuck Levine: I dove in...
Larry Valentine: He pulled him out...
Chuck Levine: I worked on him...
Larry Valentine: worked on him, worked on him, but...
Chuck Levine: Larry stayed with me all that night. I just couldn't get... couldn't get that kid outta my head.
Larry Valentine: When my wife died.
Chuck Levine: Ah, that was the worst.
Larry Valentine: I collapsed.
Chuck Levine: He knew it was coming but...
Larry Valentine: What we have is beyond friendship.
Chuck Levine: He's the best man I know.
Larry Valentine: I'd do anything for him.
Chuck Levine: I love him.
Larry Valentine: I love him.
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah Walker: Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent for the assignment!
Chuck Bartowski: So "Jenni" with an "I' or would that be - [Sarah takes the table knife Chuck's holding]
Sarah Walker: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past! [Throws the knife at a picture of Chuck and Sarah]
Sarah Walker: You got that?
Chuck Bartowski: I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
Chuck Bartowski: So "Jenni" with an "I' or would that be - [Sarah takes the table knife Chuck's holding]
Sarah Walker: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past! [Throws the knife at a picture of Chuck and Sarah]
Sarah Walker: You got that?
Chuck Bartowski: I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah Walker: [as Sarah's trying to train Chuck] You need to learn to ignore your emotions. Spies do not have feelings. Feelings get you killed. You need to learn to bury them in a place deep inside.
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, stop.
Sarah Walker: Come on! Flash! Show me your attack skills. [Sarah continues to trying to provoke Chuck]
Sarah Walker: Come on, Chuck. Show me!
Chuck Bartowski: No.
Sarah Walker: Why not?
Chuck Bartowski: Because I don't want to hurt you. [Sarah floors him]
Sarah Walker: Don't worry Chuck. You can't.
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, stop.
Sarah Walker: Come on! Flash! Show me your attack skills. [Sarah continues to trying to provoke Chuck]
Sarah Walker: Come on, Chuck. Show me!
Chuck Bartowski: No.
Sarah Walker: Why not?
Chuck Bartowski: Because I don't want to hurt you. [Sarah floors him]
Sarah Walker: Don't worry Chuck. You can't.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?
Morgan: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Morgan: Yes, I did.
Morgan: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Morgan: Yes, I did.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [Sarah, disguised as a ninja, is stealing his computer] Please... not the computer.
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah: Come any closer, I shoot!
Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale.
[sees Sarah]
Sarah: Hope I'm not interupting.
Chuck: Uh no, not at all. It's from Batman.
Sarah: And that makes it better?
[sees Sarah]
Sarah: Hope I'm not interupting.
Chuck: Uh no, not at all. It's from Batman.
Sarah: And that makes it better?
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own.
TV Show: Chuck
Jeff: What if you're the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?
Chuck: ...That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. Here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.
Chuck: ...That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. Here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.
TV Show: Chuck
General Beckman: Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot.
Director Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.
Director Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.
TV Show: Chuck
Ellie: How did you get in here?
Morgan: Chuck's window, or as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."
Morgan: Chuck's window, or as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [about Sarah meeting his family for the first time] It's a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.
TV Show: Chuck
Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay in the car.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: [dramatically] ...Let's do this.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: [dramatically] ...Let's do this.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: Big Mike wants us to fix all these computers in two days or he's giving the position to Tang. Sorry guys. And Anna.
Anna: "Guys" is fine; I don't mind.
Chuck: It's not right. We need to come up with something non-gender specific. How do we feel about "team"?
Anna: Fellow Nerd Herders?
Lester: The Lesters?
Jeff: Chuck's Stable of Hos?
Anna: "Guys" is fine; I don't mind.
Chuck: It's not right. We need to come up with something non-gender specific. How do we feel about "team"?
Anna: Fellow Nerd Herders?
Lester: The Lesters?
Jeff: Chuck's Stable of Hos?
TV Show: Chuck
Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before. To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.
Anna: Speak for yourself.
[Everyone stares at Anna]
Anna: Speak for yourself.
[Everyone stares at Anna]
TV Show: Chuck
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at someone's head] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are they sleeping?
Sarah: They're not sleeping. They're dead.
Sarah: We need you to tell us who killed them, and why.
Chuck: [putting the pictures down] How should I know?
Casey: Look at them again.
Chuck: I would really rather not. It's kind of creepy.
Sarah: They're not sleeping. They're dead.
Sarah: We need you to tell us who killed them, and why.
Chuck: [putting the pictures down] How should I know?
Casey: Look at them again.
Chuck: I would really rather not. It's kind of creepy.
TV Show: Chuck
La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: I count six SVB54 explosion protected security cameras with infrared surveillance.
Sarah: Did you have a flash?
Chuck: No, they sell them at the Spy Shop in the Buy More plaza.
Sarah: Did you have a flash?
Chuck: No, they sell them at the Spy Shop in the Buy More plaza.
TV Show: Chuck
Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.
Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there?
Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there?
TV Show: Chuck
Morgan: Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.
TV Show: Chuck
[After Chuck has food delivered to their stakeout vehicle.]
Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.
Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.
TV Show: Chuck