Clerks Quote
Elias: That's bestiality, Randal!
Randal Graves: At it's finest, I hope.
Elias: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Dante, me, YOU.
Elias: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it's ****ed up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Lemme borrow your cell phone.
Elias: [nervously] Oh... 'cause... I'm only supposed to use it to call my parents in case of an emergency...
Randal Graves: This is an emergency, I need to book the show for tonight. Jesus... Look, you love Mr. Dante, right?
Elias: In a non-gay way...
Randal Graves: At it's finest, I hope.
Elias: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Dante, me, YOU.
Elias: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it's ****ed up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Lemme borrow your cell phone.
Elias: [nervously] Oh... 'cause... I'm only supposed to use it to call my parents in case of an emergency...
Randal Graves: This is an emergency, I need to book the show for tonight. Jesus... Look, you love Mr. Dante, right?
Elias: In a non-gay way...
Movie: Clerks
