Clerks II Quotes

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Randal Graves: You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.
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Elias: [Taking 'I Eat Cock' sign off of his employee of the month picture; to Randal] Well, at least you spelled cock right this time.
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Elias: Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings alone.
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Randal Graves: Terrorists? [Dante stares at him angrily]
Randal Graves: I left the coffee pot on all night, didn't I? [Dante nods]
Randal Graves: ****! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to **** when my mom's home?
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Randal Graves: One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the **** are we studying to be, Batman?
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