Columbo Quote
Lt. Columbo: Can anyone confirm that?
Mrs. Norris: No.
Lt. Columbo: No one at all?
Mrs. Norris: Nobody at all. Which means that I don't have what you call an alibi.
Lt. Columbo: Oh yes you do, Mrs. Norris. You were at the corner of Valley and Magnolia.
Mrs. Norris: With nobody to prove it.
Lt. Columbo: Well, I didn't say you had a good alibi but you do have an alibi.
Mrs. Norris: Lieutenant, I didn't kill my husband.
Lt. Columbo: I believe that.
Mrs. Norris: You do?
Lt. Columbo: Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Norris: Why?
Lt. Columbo: My wife's got no head for crime. We go to those whodunit movies. She always picks the wrong murderer. I want to tell you something. If my wife decided to murder me she could come up with a better alibi than you got.
Mrs. Norris: Thank you.
Lt. Columbo: You're welcome.
Mrs. Norris: No.
Lt. Columbo: No one at all?
Mrs. Norris: Nobody at all. Which means that I don't have what you call an alibi.
Lt. Columbo: Oh yes you do, Mrs. Norris. You were at the corner of Valley and Magnolia.
Mrs. Norris: With nobody to prove it.
Lt. Columbo: Well, I didn't say you had a good alibi but you do have an alibi.
Mrs. Norris: Lieutenant, I didn't kill my husband.
Lt. Columbo: I believe that.
Mrs. Norris: You do?
Lt. Columbo: Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Norris: Why?
Lt. Columbo: My wife's got no head for crime. We go to those whodunit movies. She always picks the wrong murderer. I want to tell you something. If my wife decided to murder me she could come up with a better alibi than you got.
Mrs. Norris: Thank you.
Lt. Columbo: You're welcome.
TV Show: Columbo
