Columbo Quote
Roland Pangborn: You know something, Lieutenant? I could use a man like you on my team. It's really nothing but detective work.
Lt. Columbo: Oh no, thank you very much. You fellas, you have to fly.
Roland Pangborn: Sure. We're all pilots.
Lt. Columbo: Oh no, not for me, thank you very much. I wouldn't qualify for that.
Roland Pangborn: Why? We'd teach you.
Lt. Columbo: I appreciate it, sir. But, uh, my ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact, I don't even like being this tall.
Lt. Columbo: Oh no, thank you very much. You fellas, you have to fly.
Roland Pangborn: Sure. We're all pilots.
Lt. Columbo: Oh no, not for me, thank you very much. I wouldn't qualify for that.
Roland Pangborn: Why? We'd teach you.
Lt. Columbo: I appreciate it, sir. But, uh, my ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact, I don't even like being this tall.
TV Show: Columbo
