Corner Gas Quotes
Davis: Do you have to have your top button done up when you talk to him?
Karen: What are you saying?
Davis: I'm just sayin' would it kill ya to flirt with him?
Karen: Um, yeah!
Karen: What are you saying?
Davis: I'm just sayin' would it kill ya to flirt with him?
Karen: Um, yeah!
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Lacey: So...you know the log? Was that fire real or was it added digitally?
Cable guy: Oh, it's real. But here's the crazy thing about that log...it was shot...in July.
Cable guy: Oh, it's real. But here's the crazy thing about that log...it was shot...in July.
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Brent: Are there birds in here?
Wanda: It's the phone.
Brent: Are there birds in the phone?
Wanda: It's the phone.
Brent: Are there birds in the phone?
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Wanda: Hey Olivia, the new comics are in.
Hank: Oh thanks. Olivia?
Wanda: Newton-John? Let's get physical?
Hank: Oh no, not right now, I'm about to work out.
Hank: Oh thanks. Olivia?
Wanda: Newton-John? Let's get physical?
Hank: Oh no, not right now, I'm about to work out.
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Lacey[Lacey is completely naked]: Wow! This isn't so bad, it's actually..It's kind of liberating.
Emma: I couldn't get the photographer.
Lacey: What? .. Well who's that guy?
Emma: I've got no idea.
Man: Can I get a coffee to go?
Emma: I couldn't get the photographer.
Lacey: What? .. Well who's that guy?
Emma: I've got no idea.
Man: Can I get a coffee to go?
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Karen: Hey, how did you know I forgot my wallet?
Wanda: I...saw it in your eyes...you look wallet-less.
Wanda: I...saw it in your eyes...you look wallet-less.
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Oscar: The world's a dirty place Lacey. Things happen. Things you don't want to know about. Money changes hands; people look the other way; cats go missing.
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Oscar: Hey, let's have eggs in bed. And don't bother scrambling them; we'll get the bed to do it.
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Oscar: (Writing a letter) Dear Slumbermatic Bed People. I have been having the best sleeps because of your bed. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying this, but setting nine is my favourite. (Knocking at the door) Come in! Oh, I guess I should say that out loud...
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Wanda: Hey Brent, you hear your parents are splitsville?
Wanda: I got real problems. Check this out, they made my shirt the wrong colour.
Wanda: I got real problems. Check this out, they made my shirt the wrong colour.
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Oscar: It's not a sex bench! It's a make-out bench. And it's not a make-out bench!
Brent: Whatever you say, Hef.
Brent: Whatever you say, Hef.
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Oscar: I was walking downtown, and what should I see? But Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree!
Brent: So you wrote a poem about it?
Brent: So you wrote a poem about it?
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Lacey Burrows: Wow. That is a great-looking cake.
Emma Leroy: Chocolate double chocolate with chocolate icing. I've been serving it to Brent for 39 years.
Lacey Burrows: You fed Brent cake when he was one?
Emma Leroy: Well, that's how we got him to walk.
Emma Leroy: Chocolate double chocolate with chocolate icing. I've been serving it to Brent for 39 years.
Lacey Burrows: You fed Brent cake when he was one?
Emma Leroy: Well, that's how we got him to walk.
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Davis Quinton: No permit, no fireworks. Now, if you can gently carry them and very carefully place them in the trunk of the police car while I stand way over here, that'd be great.
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Davis Quinton: Wanda is a scared! Wanda is a scared!
Oscar Leroy: Walter has a beard! Walter Has a beard!
Oscar Leroy: Walter has a beard! Walter Has a beard!
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Wanda: Prepare to be blown away by the aural journey.
Fitzy: I thought Karen was the smut reader.
Fitzy: I thought Karen was the smut reader.
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Lacey: Our first order of business is-
Hank: I second that.
Lacey: What?
Hank: Every motion should have a second.
Davis: Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.
Hank: I second that.
Lacey: What?
Hank: Every motion should have a second.
Davis: Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.
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