Corner Gas: The Movie Quotes
Bad Guy: [armed robber enters Corner Gas brandishing a shotgun]Open the till! Put the money in a bag - Now!
Brent Leroy: Ok. Did you bring your own bag? Or I'll have to charge you a nickle.
Bad Guy: How about I blow your head off and charge you 50 cents for the shell?
Brent Leroy: That's not a fair comparison at all.
Brent Leroy: Ok. Did you bring your own bag? Or I'll have to charge you a nickle.
Bad Guy: How about I blow your head off and charge you 50 cents for the shell?
Brent Leroy: That's not a fair comparison at all.
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Hank Yarbo: [opening lines]How long has it been?
Brent Leroy: [immediately without looking up from comic book]April 13th 2009
Hank Yarbo: No way! You sure?
Brent Leroy: Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about. [April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series]
Brent Leroy: [immediately without looking up from comic book]April 13th 2009
Hank Yarbo: No way! You sure?
Brent Leroy: Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about. [April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series]
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Brent Leroy: Alright buddy here's your tab - time to go
Jerome: I'm not ready to go
Brent Leroy: Well I'm ready for you to go - you're getting a little sloppy. So vamoose!
Jerome: Or?
Brent Leroy: Or... skeddadle, scurry, scoot...
Jerome: I'll go when I'm good and ready [Brent rolls up his sleeve showing his arm]
Jerome: As it turns out, I'm ready now [and he turns to leave]
Jerome: I'm not ready to go
Brent Leroy: Well I'm ready for you to go - you're getting a little sloppy. So vamoose!
Jerome: Or?
Brent Leroy: Or... skeddadle, scurry, scoot...
Jerome: I'll go when I'm good and ready [Brent rolls up his sleeve showing his arm]
Jerome: As it turns out, I'm ready now [and he turns to leave]
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Hank Yarbo: I'm focusing my energies on money making ideas. Big ideas. Like a petting zoo, or a dude ranch, or maybe a zoo where you pet dudes.
Lacey Burrows: I think that is more of a big city idea.
Lacey Burrows: I think that is more of a big city idea.
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Oscar Leroy: Are you questioning my abilities?
Brent Leroy: No dad - when it comes to your abilities none of us has any question.
Oscar Leroy: Sure laugh it up! You won't be so smart when the four Norsemen of the apocalypse come riding down Main Street.
Brent Leroy: No dad - when it comes to your abilities none of us has any question.
Oscar Leroy: Sure laugh it up! You won't be so smart when the four Norsemen of the apocalypse come riding down Main Street.
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[after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss affectionately] Oscar Leroy: She likes you. Ask her out, ya Jackass!
Brent Leroy: I did ask her out. Two years ago.
Lacey Burrows: [everyone is stunned]I said yes, in case this isn't clear.
Brent Leroy: I did ask her out. Two years ago.
Lacey Burrows: [everyone is stunned]I said yes, in case this isn't clear.
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[Brent and Lacey have been officially a couple for two years][last lines] Emma Leroy: This is great! I can finally have grand-children.
Lacey Burrows: Oh, no. We discussed it. We're not going to have kids.
Brent Leroy: [Emma is shocked]What? I'm not sharing my comic books with a grubby little jam-hands.
Emma Leroy: Son of a... [cut to closing credits]
Lacey Burrows: Oh, no. We discussed it. We're not going to have kids.
Brent Leroy: [Emma is shocked]What? I'm not sharing my comic books with a grubby little jam-hands.
Emma Leroy: Son of a... [cut to closing credits]
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Hank Yarbo: I can't believe those Wullerton weirdos [Hank and Brent spit]
Hank Yarbo: raised all that money to bail us out.
Brent Leroy: Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...
Brent Leroy: Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.
Hank Yarbo: raised all that money to bail us out.
Brent Leroy: Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...
Brent Leroy: Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.
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Mayor Fitzy: We can get water and power back, and solve all our financial problems, [beat]
Mayor Fitzy: if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton! [everyone spits]
Hank Yarbo: Annexed? ANNEXED? [to Wanda]
Hank Yarbo: What does annexed mean?
Wanda Dollard: Oh, it's Latin for Fitzy's an IDIOT! [everyone boos and jeers]
Oscar Leroy: NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, BUDDY BOY!
Mayor Fitzy: if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton! [everyone spits]
Hank Yarbo: Annexed? ANNEXED? [to Wanda]
Hank Yarbo: What does annexed mean?
Wanda Dollard: Oh, it's Latin for Fitzy's an IDIOT! [everyone boos and jeers]
Oscar Leroy: NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, BUDDY BOY!
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[after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss] Hank Yarbo: They did a, a lippy kissy thing.
Wanda Dollard: Brent. You just kissed an actual human female!
Wanda Dollard: Brent. You just kissed an actual human female!
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[Karen, who is very pregnant, has just shut down Wanda's illegal casino] Wanda Dollard: All right. Just write me up a parking ticket.
Karen Pelly: [angrily]Don't push me, Wanda!
Wanda Dollard: Oh, yeah. Real tough talk when your only backup is a baby!
Karen Pelly: [angrily]Don't push me, Wanda!
Wanda Dollard: Oh, yeah. Real tough talk when your only backup is a baby!
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Hank Yarbo: People fear what they do not understand.
Brent Leroy: You must be perpetually terrified.
Brent Leroy: You must be perpetually terrified.
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Hank Yarbo: I got tons of ideas on how to capitalize on this. And with my brains and your money, we can't miss.
Brent Leroy: But you don't have my money. Or much of the other stuff.
Brent Leroy: But you don't have my money. Or much of the other stuff.
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Lacey Burrows: Hey, you wanna doodle do it in a notebook. Napkins cost money.
Hank Yarbo: Lacey, Lacey, Lacey. Always worrying about the pennies.
Lacey Burrows: That's why I have more pennies than you.
Hank Yarbo: Lacey, Lacey, Lacey. Always worrying about the pennies.
Lacey Burrows: That's why I have more pennies than you.
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Oscar Leroy: [Oscar has traded their car in for a horse]You may as well accept it, Emma. You can't stand in the way of progress.
Emma Leroy: Only you would think buying a horse and buggy is progress.
Emma Leroy: Only you would think buying a horse and buggy is progress.
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Brent Leroy: I'm sorry, my head is in a million places. I'm up to my keister in debt - Maybe more. My keister's pretty low.
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