Count Duckula Quote
"Don Diego'": Just because I'm tall and handsome and brave and good and kind and...I-I-I-happen to chop up one or two of the villagers into tiny little pieces now and again...they like me! Ha ha, ha ha
Don Diego': Tonight is fiesta for all vampires from all over Spain! There'll be music, and a finger buffet with the real fingers. (evilly) Then - then - we chop up a whole village, then there is bingo to follow!
Duckula': Stop this! Stop this! Stop it, Don Diego! No! I cannot let you do this!
Don Diego': Oh, you don't like bingo? Ok, we play something else. You choose.
Duckula': Well, I wouldn't mind playing... - no listen! I mean, you cannot chop up a whole village! It's not right! I will do anything to stop you.
Don Diego': Anything?
Duckula': Anything.
Don Diego': Ahahaha!!! Then tonight, you will fight the horrible bull in all of Spain - El Loco!
Duckula': OK, listen - if I fight El Loco, will you let the villagers go?
Don Diego': I will...I will let bits of them go.
Duckula': Let ALL of them go, or no fight!
Don Diego': I can't even keep the noses?
Duckula': No, no noses!
Don Diego': OK. But remember - El Loco is the most nastiest thing on four legs. He'll ripped up your body, and there'll be bits of you you didn't even know you had. Aha!! Ahahaha!
Duckula': Ha! I'm not afraid of you, Don Diego! OR El Loco! 'Til tonight then!
Don Diego': Tonight is fiesta for all vampires from all over Spain! There'll be music, and a finger buffet with the real fingers. (evilly) Then - then - we chop up a whole village, then there is bingo to follow!
Duckula': Stop this! Stop this! Stop it, Don Diego! No! I cannot let you do this!
Don Diego': Oh, you don't like bingo? Ok, we play something else. You choose.
Duckula': Well, I wouldn't mind playing... - no listen! I mean, you cannot chop up a whole village! It's not right! I will do anything to stop you.
Don Diego': Anything?
Duckula': Anything.
Don Diego': Ahahaha!!! Then tonight, you will fight the horrible bull in all of Spain - El Loco!
Duckula': OK, listen - if I fight El Loco, will you let the villagers go?
Don Diego': I will...I will let bits of them go.
Duckula': Let ALL of them go, or no fight!
Don Diego': I can't even keep the noses?
Duckula': No, no noses!
Don Diego': OK. But remember - El Loco is the most nastiest thing on four legs. He'll ripped up your body, and there'll be bits of you you didn't even know you had. Aha!! Ahahaha!
Duckula': Ha! I'm not afraid of you, Don Diego! OR El Loco! 'Til tonight then!
TV Show: Count Duckula
