Cowboy G-Men Quotes

Pat Gallagher: It'll only take me a couple of days. They won't hang your for six.
Stoney Crockett: Well, isn't that lucky for me.

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Pat Gallagher: Stoney, what do you do with a woman like that?
Stoney Crockett: There's only two things you *can* do - marry 'em or get out of their way!

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Zerbo: I don't sell firewater to the Indians. Zerbo is a perfectly useless, I mean, harmless mixture. It's used externally.
Stoney Crockett: Yeah, but the only trouble is the Indians can't read the label.
Zerbo: Even internally, sir, the formula is merely peppermint leaves, licorice...
Stoney Crockett: Mm-hmm... and alcohol.

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Zerbo: I'm always ready to cut an old friend in on something good.
Stoney Crockett: Uh-huh... and always ready to cut an old friend's throat, too.

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[last lines]
Stoney Crockett: You know, you're going to be laid up for quite a while, Pat. That's tough luck.
Maria Del Gado: I will take care of you, Senor Gallagher.
Stoney Crockett: You know, when it comes to women, Pat, you don't know what tough luck means - and that's for sure!
Maria Del Gado: Si, senor. That's for sure.

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