CSI - NY Quotes

Detective Lindsay Monroe: [Lindsay is looking up] She was stabbed with an icicle?
Detective Danny Messer: That's cold.
Detective Mac Taylor: Not cold enough. Our evidence is about to turn into a big pool of water.

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Stella Bonasera: Did some research on the Hydra.
Mac Taylor: Whoa, research - you're Greek, don't you know all that stuff?
Stella: Even we Greeks have to brush up on our mythology once in a while.

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John Hayes: [to Mac and Danny] All right, so you two are the smart cops.
Danny Messer: Yeah, somewhere along the way we learned to read.

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Lindsay Monroe Prints were a bust. CODIS was about as helpful as FEMA.

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Mac: (To Hawkes) Shane Casey, he's coming after you.

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John Hayes: Still browsing?
Danny Messer: How much are they?
John Hayes: $29 a piece
Danny Messer (snorts) I think we'll stick to Barney's!

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Flack: (concerning the beheaded victim found hanging from the ceiling fan) Britney and Kevin came to do the nasty, instead they found the nasty. Decapitated, no sign of the head.

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Sid: (to Sheldon & Mac about the victim) The rawness of the flesh indicates she was alive during the beheading, but I bet she didn't feel a thing. Her blood alcohol level was 0.26 blotto. The highest I've ever registered was 0.23, but that was in celebration of my first divorce, and I fell down a flight of stairs, didn't feel a thing.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: Witnesses? Sober ones anyway?
Det. Don Flack: Nah. I waited for you to get here before I started my interviews, looking forward to that by the way. I swear to you, if one of them calls me "bro"...

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Frat Guy: It's called "Edward-40-Hands", you know, like "Edward Scissor Hands", but with 40s.
Det. Don Flack: Get out of here.
Frat Guy: No serious, that's what they call it.
Det. Don Flack: No, I mean get out of my face, I never want to see you again, go!
Frat Guy: Whatever, bro.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Puking and passing out on your parent's dime: Priceless.

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[To Razzi Suicide who is acting childishly during interrogation]
Lindsay Monroe: Do I need to give you a time-out?

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Danny Messer: (To a girl with pink hair) Is that your natural hair color?

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Nixon Suicide: (to Danny) : Being with a Suicide Girl, you don't know what you're missing!

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Danny: (to Albert/Y Monster about Omen's death) You thought Omen 'n' Al meant you and her. (almost laughing) What you never figured was, it was her and her.

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Moody: I'm all about the business.
Stella: That's right, loan shark, drugs, gambling, fencing stolen goods, how much was Chopper Tevis in to you for?
Moody: Interests mount up.
Flack: The only things mounting up in your world, brother, are charges.

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Detective Mac Taylor: No. I don't feel you. If I find out you're lying, you're gonna be feeling me.

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Detective Danny Messer: [Finds a design on the victim's underwear] SG? What the hell does that stand for?
Adam Ross: I know what SG stands for. Yeah, I, uh, used to date one of them and uh, phew, yeah she kind of broke my heart. It was a long time ago.
Detective Danny Messer: Nevermind, nevermind. What's this mean?
Adam Ross: Oh, uh, she's a Suicide Girl.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: [Reading from a piece of paper the victim had in his sock] "In my darkest moment, when all seems lost, you are at my side."
Detective Mac Taylor: [Coming up from behind] I appreciate you too, Stella.

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Taurus Tevis: [Sees Mac] Yo. [Sees Flack] 'Sup, Blue?

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Detective Don Flack: I've been the resident Larry Bird five years running.

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Detective Lindsay Monroe: I need you to take this, okay?
Detective Danny Messer: Why?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: I'm no good with mothers, all right? Fathers, I can give bad news to all day long. I can't face mothers. I need you to take it.
Detective Danny Messer: All right. Okay, I got it.

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Stella Bonasera: This case is different. Hell, I'm different. I know what it's like to be trapped in your home. And I have a vivid memory of that horrible moment when you realize the only way out is a bullet. I have no choice but to be emotionally involved in this case.

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Grace Thomason: You know, I read somewhere that you shot your boyfriend. Three times in the chest, point blank.
Stella Bonasera: That was self-defense.
Grace Thomason: Oh, yeah?
Stella Bonasera: I was a victim, you are a cold-blooded murderer.

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Mac Taylor: We want a reference sample.
Tony DeLuca: What, so you can put it on some government database? Forget it, I know my rights.
Flack: Yeah, we've got rights, too--they're called warrants.

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Sid: (with the impaled hotel concierge) When I was an intern, they brought in a guy who had fallen off a loading dock onto a container of steel reinforcement rods. Talk about a thousand points of light.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: [to Grace Thomason] Framing a man with known mental problems, very imaginative. But then, you're a therapist. You'd know who to pick.

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Tony DeLuca: The only reason I was with that girl was because I was doing Mandi a favor.
Detective Don Flack: Having sex with the hotel concierge was a favor?

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Detective Mac Taylor: You got anything on the railing?
Adam Ross: That's a joke, right?
Detective Mac Taylor: Call it wishful thinking.
Adam Ross: Huh, it's got more trace on it than a public restroom. Actually, I have no idea what I'm looking for here.
Detective Mac Taylor: Sometimes you don't know what you're looking for until you find it.
[a tech hands him a folder] Thank you. [He opens it] Our photographer's prints didn't
match the print we found on the vic. We got a hit on someone else. See if you can put her
on the railing.
Adam Ross: [Reads the folder] Mandi Foster? Oh, oh, I love Mandi Foster.
[Mac smiles and leaves]

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Mac Taylor: Science is our integrity.

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