CSI - NY Quotes

Det. Lindsay Monroe: You know, petting a cat has been scientifically proven to lower your blood pressure.
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Detective Mac Taylor: Maybe the vic heard the same thing.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: You ever see what a full grown black bear does to a man?
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Det. Stella Bonasera: No problem.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: My feet haven't touched the ground since I clocked in.
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Det. Stella Bonasera: Well, welcome to the crime lab.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: In Montana, they gave us breathing breaks.
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Det. Stella Bonasera: Let me give you a tip. Protein bars, comfortable shoes, and at least four hours of sleep a night.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: Well, that's not going to help me today. Mac wants these now.
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Det. Stella Bonasera: No, Mac wants them right. That's all that matters.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: I just don't wanna slow things down.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: [after repeatedly stabbing the pig for tests] Well, I'm done eating bacon for life.
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Danny Messer: [at they enter the walk-in freezer] That's a lot of hamburger.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: Back home, people keep this much meat in their basements.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: [seeing the Vinett's] What do they want?
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Detective Mac Taylor: To let us know the clock is ticking.
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Dr. Evan Zao: [walking into the lab] Whoa. What is that smell?
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: Tiger dung. The zoo just made a fresh delivery. [looks around] Everyone else just happens to be conveniently busy.
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Dr. Evan Zao: You know what they say: It's a dirty job but...
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: The rookie's gotta do it.
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Mac Taylor: Don't quote me on this, Lindsay, but sometimes -- [lifts the head of the vic off the body] -- not everything's connected.
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Danny: So, we're looking for a combination of Spiderman and Minnesota Fats.
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Stella: I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live.
Danny: That's what I'm talking about.
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Flack: How do you leave a kid alone?
Hawkes: Mom had to work.
Flack: Kids don't even need to look for trouble to find it.
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Lindsay: [turning the teapot around] It's an insult to point the spout at your guest.
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Detective Lindsay Monroe: [about their victim] His name is Jared Stanton. He lives at 73rd Street and Park Avenue.
Detective Mac Taylor: You can just say "73rd and Park." New Yorkers know what you mean.
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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Who uses snack food to start a fire in an apartment?
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[Lindsay walks into Mac's office with a bottle of hydrogen sulfide on a tray]
Mac Taylor: Hydrogen sulfide?
Lindsay Monroe: I borrowed it from the trace lab. Stuff stinks. That rotten egg smell. It's absolutely awful.
Mac: Yes, I'm aware of that. Why is it in my office?
Lindsay: For science
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Mac: I don't believe that for a second.
Vincent: That's 'cause you're a cop.
Stella Bonasera: No. It's because people lie.
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Sheldon Hawkes: Death by swordfish. Man, I love being in the field.
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