Darkwing Duck Quotes
Darkwing Duck: [stuttering] Taurus Bulba! I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box...
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Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
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Darkwing Duck: How stupid could I be?
Gosalyn Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that?
Darkwing Duck: [sarcastically] Thank you for your support!
Gosalyn Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that?
Darkwing Duck: [sarcastically] Thank you for your support!
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[the intercom buzzes]
Darkwing Duck: [old lady voice] Flowers for Negaduck!
Negaduck: I hate flowers.
Darkwing Duck: Did I say flowers? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck!
Negaduck: [licks his lips] I'll be right there!
Darkwing Duck: [old lady voice] Flowers for Negaduck!
Negaduck: I hate flowers.
Darkwing Duck: Did I say flowers? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck!
Negaduck: [licks his lips] I'll be right there!
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[though temporarily blinded, Darkwing still manages to defeat Megavolt]
Megavolt: You didn't! You couldn't! BLAST YOU, YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
Darkwing Duck: We prefer the term physically challenged.
Megavolt: You didn't! You couldn't! BLAST YOU, YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
Darkwing Duck: We prefer the term physically challenged.
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[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: 6 burglars, 9 car thieves, 21 muggers, 11 kidnappers, 5 international terrorists [yawns]
Darkwing Duck: and a voodoo king with an army of zombies [yawns]
Darkwing Duck: - boy for such a slow night, I sure am pooped!
Darkwing Duck: 6 burglars, 9 car thieves, 21 muggers, 11 kidnappers, 5 international terrorists [yawns]
Darkwing Duck: and a voodoo king with an army of zombies [yawns]
Darkwing Duck: - boy for such a slow night, I sure am pooped!
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Darkwing Duck: [first line of series] This is the city of St. Canard. Like any other major metropolis, it has its problems with the criminal element.
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Darkwing: [To policeman] Another order of dastardly deliquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of Darkwiiiiiiiiiiing Duck! That's two words, not three, both D's capitalized. Here's my photo. If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. [chuckles]
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Darkwing: I thought this was the age of media glut! Where's the Action News van when you need them? And I spent all afternoon ironing this cape.
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Darkwing: [gets smashed by his refridgerator in his kitchen obstacle course] I always forget the milk.
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Taurus Bulba: Let me understand this, Hammerhead... you and your "associates" are questioning my plan?
Hammerhead: Gee, boss, no... well, sorta. The boys and I were wondering if we couldn't wait until the train stops before we steal the Ramrod!
Taurus Bulba: Ohhhhhhhh, you mean after the army takes control of the weapon with its tanks and jeeps and hundreds of guards! [snorts angrily]
Hammerhead: I guess we didn't think of that! [to Hoof and Mouth] Why didn't you think of that?!
Taurus Bulba: [grabs Hammerhead by the neck] Because I am the brains and you are the stooge!
Hammerhead: [wheezing] That's it, boss. I'm a stooge. Just call me Curly! [chokes]
Hammerhead: Gee, boss, no... well, sorta. The boys and I were wondering if we couldn't wait until the train stops before we steal the Ramrod!
Taurus Bulba: Ohhhhhhhh, you mean after the army takes control of the weapon with its tanks and jeeps and hundreds of guards! [snorts angrily]
Hammerhead: I guess we didn't think of that! [to Hoof and Mouth] Why didn't you think of that?!
Taurus Bulba: [grabs Hammerhead by the neck] Because I am the brains and you are the stooge!
Hammerhead: [wheezing] That's it, boss. I'm a stooge. Just call me Curly! [chokes]
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Warden: Bulba, I trust you're still enjoying your stay in prison?
Taurus Bulba: It's peaceful. No one bothers me. Actually, it suits my business needs perfectly.
Taurus Bulba: It's peaceful. No one bothers me. Actually, it suits my business needs perfectly.
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Darkwing: [watching Taurus Bulba's condor through binoculars] I know birds fly south for the winter, but this is the first one I've seen with luggage!
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[Darkwing crashes throught the roof of Launchpad's hanger.]
Darkwing: Bruised, battered, but never defeated, Darkwing Duck springs back into action! [pops his back] Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Darkwing: Bruised, battered, but never defeated, Darkwing Duck springs back into action! [pops his back] Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
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Launchpad: I have a scrapbook full of all your newspaper clippings! Of course, it isn't a very big scrapbook...
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Darkwing: [nervously] Um, wouldn't it be easier to catch the bad guys if we were flying the other way?
Launchpad: Oh yeah. [turns plane around forward] Sometimes I have trouble with that...
Launchpad: Oh yeah. [turns plane around forward] Sometimes I have trouble with that...
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Darkwing: [whines] They got away...
Launchpad: [laughs] Can't argue that point, DW! So what do we do next?
Darkwing: We? We do nothing. I work alone.
Launchpad: But I could be your sidekick.
Darkwing: Singing cowboys have sidekicks! I rely on me, nobody but me, got that?
Launchpad: [grabs Darkwing's leg] Please, please, please, please, please...
Darkwing: [pulls away] Let me make this clear to you: I never want to see you again!
Launchpad: Okay... so do you want my phone number?
Launchpad: [laughs] Can't argue that point, DW! So what do we do next?
Darkwing: We? We do nothing. I work alone.
Launchpad: But I could be your sidekick.
Darkwing: Singing cowboys have sidekicks! I rely on me, nobody but me, got that?
Launchpad: [grabs Darkwing's leg] Please, please, please, please, please...
Darkwing: [pulls away] Let me make this clear to you: I never want to see you again!
Launchpad: Okay... so do you want my phone number?
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Taurus Bulba: The Ramrod is useless without the arming code. Unfortunately, someone arranged an accident for Professor Waddlemeyer last year before I could learn it! Go to the St. Canard Orphanage and bring me his granddaughter. She was practically raised in his lab. If anyone knows the code, she does. After we get the code, then she can have an accident [laughs] like her grandfather. I trust you can get the order right this time!
Hammerhead: No problem. Code first, THEN accident.
Hammerhead: No problem. Code first, THEN accident.
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Gosalyn: Look, I don't know anything about a pig and I was nowhere near the boys' bathroom at the time!
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Gosalyn: [to Hammerhead] After Mom and Dad died, Grandpa was the only family I had in the whole world. But since he's been gone, I've made lots of friends here, so it's not so bad. [sighs] Until adoption day. Seems like I'm always saying good-bye... to someone. You know, I'm not a problem child! Grandpa said I just have a lot of spirit. He says when you're full of spirit, everyone else looks empty. Someday I'll meet somebody who understands that. Then I'll be adopted.
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[Darkwing is trying to find a place besides his hideout for Gosalyn to stay.]
Darkwing: Where's my phonebook? I'll just find you a hotel or something. [under breath] Maybe the animal shelter has an opening.
Gosalyn: Well, I suppose I could leave, but then I might let it slip where a certain masked avenger hangs out.
Darkwing: You wouldn't!
Gosalyn: [shrugs] Hey, I'm a kid, I'm supposed to be irresponsible.
Darkwing: Where's my phonebook? I'll just find you a hotel or something. [under breath] Maybe the animal shelter has an opening.
Gosalyn: Well, I suppose I could leave, but then I might let it slip where a certain masked avenger hangs out.
Darkwing: You wouldn't!
Gosalyn: [shrugs] Hey, I'm a kid, I'm supposed to be irresponsible.
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[After Taurus Bulba bursts out of jail in a giant airship shaped like his head]
Warden: Guess they been makin' more than license plates.
Warden: Guess they been makin' more than license plates.
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Darkwing: A desperate criminal is at large, and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings! But it's hopeless! No one gets the drop on Dark-
Gosalyn: [drops on top of Darkwing] Gosalyn Waddlemeyer! Boy, Darkwing, you gotta work on your narration. They write better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons.
Darkwing: Oh yeah? Well, how's this? [flips Gosalyn upside down] In a lightning move, Darkwing turns the tables-
[Gosalyn starts tickling him.]
Darkwing: -on the t-tiny t-terror... will you stop that! That's no fair tickling...
Gosalyn: [drops on top of Darkwing] Gosalyn Waddlemeyer! Boy, Darkwing, you gotta work on your narration. They write better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons.
Darkwing: Oh yeah? Well, how's this? [flips Gosalyn upside down] In a lightning move, Darkwing turns the tables-
[Gosalyn starts tickling him.]
Darkwing: -on the t-tiny t-terror... will you stop that! That's no fair tickling...
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Gosalyn: How come you wear a mask?
Darkwing: Because... there is nothing so terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown... I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!
Gosalyn: You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone?
Darkwing: That's right. Not no one, not never.
Gosalyn: What about a really, really, really close friend? [bats eyelashes]
Darkwing: Well, uh... maybe. Someday.
Darkwing: Because... there is nothing so terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown... I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!
Gosalyn: You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone?
Darkwing: That's right. Not no one, not never.
Gosalyn: What about a really, really, really close friend? [bats eyelashes]
Darkwing: Well, uh... maybe. Someday.
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Darkwing: What is a Waddlemeyer Ramrod anyway?
Gosalyn: [recites] It's a trackiospecific device that disrupts gravitational bonds on a molecular level allowing manipulation on a macro scale.
Darkwing: What does that mean?
Gosalyn: I dunno. I think it makes things float and stuff. [pulls out a photo] Here's a photo. That's grandpa.
Darkwing: Looks like you two were close.
Gosalyn: [sadly] We were. [crosses arms] But he never told me any code!
Darkwing: Unfortunately, Taurus Bulba doesn't know that. His men will be searching for you, you know. [chuckles] Although if they knew how much spirit you have, they'd probably run the other way.
Gosalyn: Spirit? [kisses Darkwing's cheek] Thanks, Darkwing!
Darkwing: Uh, sure...
Gosalyn: [recites] It's a trackiospecific device that disrupts gravitational bonds on a molecular level allowing manipulation on a macro scale.
Darkwing: What does that mean?
Gosalyn: I dunno. I think it makes things float and stuff. [pulls out a photo] Here's a photo. That's grandpa.
Darkwing: Looks like you two were close.
Gosalyn: [sadly] We were. [crosses arms] But he never told me any code!
Darkwing: Unfortunately, Taurus Bulba doesn't know that. His men will be searching for you, you know. [chuckles] Although if they knew how much spirit you have, they'd probably run the other way.
Gosalyn: Spirit? [kisses Darkwing's cheek] Thanks, Darkwing!
Darkwing: Uh, sure...
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Gosalyn: [ten seconds after going to bed] I can't sleep!
Darkwing: Aw, you just need something to relax you. I know I have a large mallet around here somewhere.
Darkwing: Aw, you just need something to relax you. I know I have a large mallet around here somewhere.
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