Darkwing Duck Quotes
Launchpad: [smashing around inside a giant vacuum] This reminds me of my first flight. Actually, of all my flights.
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Darkwing: Fortunately, we have a psychological advantage.
Launchpad: Because we’re sane, and he’s not?
Darkwing: No, because Megavolt is afraid of me. I've sent him to the electric chair. Twice.
Launchpad: Because we’re sane, and he’s not?
Darkwing: No, because Megavolt is afraid of me. I've sent him to the electric chair. Twice.
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Darkwing: You- are not a well person!
Megavolt: Oh, and you're normal? "I am the cold sore that stings your lip?" We're definitely talking demented here!
Megavolt: Oh, and you're normal? "I am the cold sore that stings your lip?" We're definitely talking demented here!
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Darkwing: He's using everything but the kitchen sink!
[Megavolt magnetizes a sink, jumps inside, and flies away in it]
Darkwing: I stand corrected.
[Megavolt magnetizes a sink, jumps inside, and flies away in it]
Darkwing: I stand corrected.
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Darkwing: [walks out of blindingly bright room] Launchpad, will you please turn on the lights?
Launchpad: Uh... The lights are on, DW.
Darkwing: [crashes into a mannequin] Oh, I see.
Launchpad: What do you see?
Darkwing: Nothing. [swallows] Absolutely nothing.
Launchpad: Uh... The lights are on, DW.
Darkwing: [crashes into a mannequin] Oh, I see.
Launchpad: What do you see?
Darkwing: Nothing. [swallows] Absolutely nothing.
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Megavolt: Blast it! YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
Darkwing: We prefer the term physically challenged.
Darkwing: We prefer the term physically challenged.
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Darkwing: Give it up, Big Chief Power Bill. You're surrounded. [whispers] That's an old military ploy we call "lying".
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Darkwing: Did Hemmingway have this problem? No, because he didn't live next door to the Muddlefoots!
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Princess of Oilrabia: Are you crazy?
Darkwing: Well, maybe a little manic-depressive on weekends...
Darkwing: Well, maybe a little manic-depressive on weekends...
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Darkwing: Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter, the floor wax, and my VCR?
Gosalyn: That was an accident!
Gosalyn: That was an accident!
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[Drake fingers the money and begins to laugh crazily]
Launchpad: Gee, do you think something's wrong with him?
Gosalyn: Nothing a good exorcism wouldn't fix...
Launchpad: Gee, do you think something's wrong with him?
Gosalyn: Nothing a good exorcism wouldn't fix...
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Darkwing (in Gosalyn's body): I may be a size two petite, but I can still be a crime fighter!
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[A policeman pulls Darkwing (in Gosalyn's body) over for driving the Ratcatcher.]
Policeman: Just how old are you?
Darkwing: [sheepishly] Old enough to know better?
Policeman: Just how old are you?
Darkwing: [sheepishly] Old enough to know better?
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Darkwing: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the single career man all women want to date, I am... [surprised] Quackerjack?!?
Quackerjack: No, I'm Quackerjack! You're Darkwing Duck.
Quackerjack: No, I'm Quackerjack! You're Darkwing Duck.
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Gosalyn: You got bitten by a radioactive spider as big as me and you didn't even stop to put disinfectant on it?! No fair! You woulda had me in the emergency room faster than you can say rabies!
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Darkwing: I am- ARACHNODUCK! [wiggles eyebrows] You heard right. Arachno. Duck.
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Gosalyn: [shakes Stegmutt's hand] Gosalyn Mallard, martian hunter, freelance.
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[Stegmutt, carrying a giant stolen electromagnet, barely comes to a stop in front of a red light]
Stegmutt: Phew, I almost broke the law!
Stegmutt: Phew, I almost broke the law!
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Darkwing: Ugh! Why do the weird ones always fall for me?
Launchpad: Maybe it's the mask...
Launchpad: Maybe it's the mask...
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