Dawson's Creek Quotes
Mugger: Are you a virgin?
Joey: [pause] Can you be any more of a dick right now?
Mugger: Yeah, I could shoot you.
Joey: [pause] Can you be any more of a dick right now?
Mugger: Yeah, I could shoot you.
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Pacey: [referring to Joey and Audrey] "High maintenance" is just another way of saying "high quality."
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Pacey: So what is the name of this place we're going to, anyway?
Charlie: Uh, the 'Drunk and the Dead.'
Pacey: Oh, that sounds like a nice family joint.
Charlie: Uh, the 'Drunk and the Dead.'
Pacey: Oh, that sounds like a nice family joint.
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Charlie: I think I dreamt this once.
Joey: What are you talking about?
Charlie: You, me, a big backseat.
Joey: This backseat has no implications.
Charlie: Hey, I didn't say that it did.
Joey: This is strictly business.
Charlie: All my backseat transactions are.
Joey: What are you talking about?
Charlie: You, me, a big backseat.
Joey: This backseat has no implications.
Charlie: Hey, I didn't say that it did.
Joey: This is strictly business.
Charlie: All my backseat transactions are.
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Pacey: [To Charlie] And I just got tired of hating you so intensely, but make no mistake if you do anything to hurt Joey, I will make you regret it for the rest of your waking days.
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Dawson: Is it completely stupid for me to get clothes for my little sister for her birthday?
Jen: No, I think that it's great, you know. She's finally developing her own sense of style as opposed to that typical blatant nudity.
Jen: No, I think that it's great, you know. She's finally developing her own sense of style as opposed to that typical blatant nudity.
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Charlie: [to Joey] No, I was going to say that I want to take you into the bathroom and do ungodly things to you.
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Jen: Is that Chris Hartford?
Pacey: Oh, my God! The movie star I ordered from my teen beat catalog finally got here. I was getting so worried.
Pacey: Oh, my God! The movie star I ordered from my teen beat catalog finally got here. I was getting so worried.
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Charlie: Look, I would be happy to stop calling. Just tell me where you are.
Joey: I'm in your dreams, Charlie Todd.
Charlie: See, now, wait a second. That sounded suspiciously like flirting to me.
Joey: Maybe... and this is what a dial tone sounds like. [Hangs up on him]
Joey: I'm in your dreams, Charlie Todd.
Charlie: See, now, wait a second. That sounded suspiciously like flirting to me.
Joey: Maybe... and this is what a dial tone sounds like. [Hangs up on him]
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Joey: [Answering her phone] Hello?
Charlie: Hello gorgeous.
Joey: So, I was beginning to worry. You haven't called for 3 hours.
Charlie: Oh, so you do like my calling.
Joey: What do you want, exactly?
Charlie: Nothing, really. Just your address.
Joey: No problem. I'm at 359 No-Way-in-Hell Avenue on the corner of Get-Over-It and Main.
Charlie: Hello gorgeous.
Joey: So, I was beginning to worry. You haven't called for 3 hours.
Charlie: Oh, so you do like my calling.
Joey: What do you want, exactly?
Charlie: Nothing, really. Just your address.
Joey: No problem. I'm at 359 No-Way-in-Hell Avenue on the corner of Get-Over-It and Main.
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Joey: OK, so let me get this straight...
Dawson: Oh, no. Why do I feel a quasi-feminist rant coming on?
Joey: Shut up. So basically, spring break is hunting season, Florida is the forest, and girls are the target.
Dawson: Oh, no. Why do I feel a quasi-feminist rant coming on?
Joey: Shut up. So basically, spring break is hunting season, Florida is the forest, and girls are the target.
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Jack: I said I was going out for the necessary provisions; that means beer and jello.
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[Charlie is outside playing guitar and singing]
Audrey: Could he be any cuter?
Joey: No, but he could be more in tune.
Audrey: Come on. This is so romantic. It's like that movie. It's like you make him want to be a better man.
Joey: Wouldn't it be better for society if I made him want to be a better guitar player?
Audrey: Ok, it is official. You are the queen of negativity. There'll be a crowning ceremony later in the day.
Audrey: Could he be any cuter?
Joey: No, but he could be more in tune.
Audrey: Come on. This is so romantic. It's like that movie. It's like you make him want to be a better man.
Joey: Wouldn't it be better for society if I made him want to be a better guitar player?
Audrey: Ok, it is official. You are the queen of negativity. There'll be a crowning ceremony later in the day.
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Joey: I'm the worst kind of person because I suck these boys into my web, and then I make them give up their dreams until they're left sad and dreamless and living in Boston.
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Audrey: That sound you just heard? That was all the fun leaving the building.
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Joey: I do not drool, and if you tell anyone I do, then I'll just mention how you moan in your sleep about your mom taking away your Barbie dolls.
Charlie: Ok, I didn't—
Joey: Only for about 20 minutes.
Charlie: In that case, I saw no drool.
Charlie: Ok, I didn't—
Joey: Only for about 20 minutes.
Charlie: In that case, I saw no drool.
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Jen: You know what? It may be a huge mistake, absolutely horrible. We may come back after a week. But so what? No matter what happens, for the rest of our lives, whenever Costa Rica comes up in casual conversation, we'll be able to say, "Good Old Costa? Yeah, I spent some time there."
Jack: How often does Costa Rica come up in casual conversation?
Jen: Hey! You tryin' to kill my buzz, man?
Jack: How often does Costa Rica come up in casual conversation?
Jen: Hey! You tryin' to kill my buzz, man?
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Larry Newman: Which reminds me-- a minimum of 3 nude scenes, please? That's not including the scenes in the strip bar. I want this picture to be wall-to-wall boobs. Ok? This is gonna be a very good picture.
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Pacey: Jo, how can you expect me to concentrate if you're around all day?
Joey: Am I really that much of a distraction, Pacey? I mean, my desk is outside of your office. You can't even see me.
Pacey: But I know you're there. And I would not have come as far as I have if you were 5 feet away from me all the time. I just wouldn’t. Trust me.
Joey: Really? And why is that?
Pacey: Ok, now you're just milkin' this for all it's worth, aren't you? Fine. [Sighs] I wouldn't have been able to concentrate because every time you're 5 feet away from me or 25 feet away from me, for that matter... there's really only one thing that I want to do.
Joey: Do tell.
[Pacey kisses her]
Joey: Am I really that much of a distraction, Pacey? I mean, my desk is outside of your office. You can't even see me.
Pacey: But I know you're there. And I would not have come as far as I have if you were 5 feet away from me all the time. I just wouldn’t. Trust me.
Joey: Really? And why is that?
Pacey: Ok, now you're just milkin' this for all it's worth, aren't you? Fine. [Sighs] I wouldn't have been able to concentrate because every time you're 5 feet away from me or 25 feet away from me, for that matter... there's really only one thing that I want to do.
Joey: Do tell.
[Pacey kisses her]
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Pacey: [over the intercom] Audrey, it's me. Look, I don't know if you can hear me right now but if you can, please don't get on that plane, please. Or you know what, if you do get on that plane, its fine because all you’re gonna make me do is make me drive across country and hang out in front of your parent’s Beverly Hills mansion until you talk to me. Because I have to tell you that I am really, truly sorry for everything, and I’m sorry that I wasn’t completely truthful with you and I’m sorry for my predilection for the company of older women. It’s just that this has been a really strange year for me Audrey, because while the rest of you guys are off to in the whole college thing, I was just doing my best to stay afloat. And believe me, nobody is handing out road maps for the road less traveled, you just kinda got to get on and start driving. But ultimately, the only thing that I’m gonna take away from this year and the only thing that I’m gonna remember is you, because you are amazing Audrey. And you came along at the time when I thought all the big loves of my life are behind me, and you just rock my world. And I know that you and I don’t actually even know each other that well yet but, I’m sure that I could live without you, I’m just not sure that I want too, Audrey, so that’s it. Uh, that’s it. That’s my pitch. So, peace out everybody. Free the West Memphis Three.
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Joey: What are you doing?
Dawson: I was gonna ask you to dance.
Joey: Are you crazy?
Dawson: Yeah, but the offer still stands.
Dawson: I was gonna ask you to dance.
Joey: Are you crazy?
Dawson: Yeah, but the offer still stands.
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Joey: Hold on a second please. That’s the best you can do for your childhood hero?
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Drunk Guy: What are you looking at?
Joey: Drunk guy with his fly open. What are you looking at?
Drunk Guy: Are you getting smart with me?
Emma: I’m afraid that's unavoidable.
Joey: Drunk guy with his fly open. What are you looking at?
Drunk Guy: Are you getting smart with me?
Emma: I’m afraid that's unavoidable.
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Dawson: Every good thing that's happened in my life I've essentially managed to talk out of existence. I'm not going to do that this time.
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Audrey: Oh, my god! You're still there, like a vegetable.
Joey: Writing a good e-mail is hard.
Audrey: Yes, especially when it is a huge mistake.
Joey: Shut up.
Audrey: Joey, I am serious. E-mail expression is the scourge of the modern age. The Internet has made it way too easy to express oneself. Ok, you have some fleeting thought. You send it. It lands with a thud in some unsuspecting person's mailbox. Said person then reads it, gets irked because you've recapped a conversation that you presumably already had. They fail to respond. You feel slighted. But if you must be one of these pathetic passive/aggressive e-mail types, far be it from me to stop you. What do you have so far?
Joey: Well... I had "Dear Dawson," and then I erased it.
Audrey: Why? I think that's a nice start.
Joey: I seemed cold.
Audrey: True. I mean, you did just nude-up with the guy. Oh, I'm sorry, or did you guys do it through a hole in a sheet because that's very Dawson and Joey to me.
Joey: Again, shut up.
Audrey: Sorry. Ok, so what do you want to say?
Joey: I don't know. I mean, I don't like the way things ended, and I want him to know that I care, but I also want to hold on to my righteous indignation.
Audrey: Obviously. Well, why don't you just pick up the phone and call him?
Joey: I'm afraid we'll just fall right back into our old patterns. Trust me. E-mail is a far safer alternative at the moment.
Audrey: Ok, if you must do this, then I say that you go for it. You know, be gooey and be embarrassing, but most of all, just be real, Joey. Say all of the things that you can't say to his face, the whole nine.
Joey: You're right. I better get to work. But...thank you, Audrey.
Audrey: No problem, sister Christian.
Joey: Writing a good e-mail is hard.
Audrey: Yes, especially when it is a huge mistake.
Joey: Shut up.
Audrey: Joey, I am serious. E-mail expression is the scourge of the modern age. The Internet has made it way too easy to express oneself. Ok, you have some fleeting thought. You send it. It lands with a thud in some unsuspecting person's mailbox. Said person then reads it, gets irked because you've recapped a conversation that you presumably already had. They fail to respond. You feel slighted. But if you must be one of these pathetic passive/aggressive e-mail types, far be it from me to stop you. What do you have so far?
Joey: Well... I had "Dear Dawson," and then I erased it.
Audrey: Why? I think that's a nice start.
Joey: I seemed cold.
Audrey: True. I mean, you did just nude-up with the guy. Oh, I'm sorry, or did you guys do it through a hole in a sheet because that's very Dawson and Joey to me.
Joey: Again, shut up.
Audrey: Sorry. Ok, so what do you want to say?
Joey: I don't know. I mean, I don't like the way things ended, and I want him to know that I care, but I also want to hold on to my righteous indignation.
Audrey: Obviously. Well, why don't you just pick up the phone and call him?
Joey: I'm afraid we'll just fall right back into our old patterns. Trust me. E-mail is a far safer alternative at the moment.
Audrey: Ok, if you must do this, then I say that you go for it. You know, be gooey and be embarrassing, but most of all, just be real, Joey. Say all of the things that you can't say to his face, the whole nine.
Joey: You're right. I better get to work. But...thank you, Audrey.
Audrey: No problem, sister Christian.
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Rich: Witter!
Pacey: Rinaldi.
Rich: That's "sir" until you buy me flowers, Witter. Where have you been?
Pacey: I'm really sorry. I was just under the impression that I wasn't supposed to be here until 9: 00.
Rich: Ahh, "supposed to." Well, that's cute. Are you supposed to dress yourself, or does your mommy actually want you to look like a pansy? Look around. You see these guys? Apparently, these gentlemen are free thinkers. Since you've yet to grow a pair, you get stuck with these. [Hands him a stack of folders]
Pacey: And what's all this?
Rich: That is a collection of about 30 cold days in hell: Rich guys sittin' on piles of money so high that their daughters eloped and sold their own babies on the black market just to put ramen on the table. We have never been able to sell them stock, and they will certainly never buy it from the tardy likes of you. You better get on the phone. We work on commission here. And the guys on your list don't know how dreamy you are, so I would work that blue collar charm full-throttle. Stop battin' your eyes at me.
Pacey: Is this some sort of punishment?
Rich: I'm just tryin' to get you to leave. I don't have enough desks.
Pacey: Rinaldi.
Rich: That's "sir" until you buy me flowers, Witter. Where have you been?
Pacey: I'm really sorry. I was just under the impression that I wasn't supposed to be here until 9: 00.
Rich: Ahh, "supposed to." Well, that's cute. Are you supposed to dress yourself, or does your mommy actually want you to look like a pansy? Look around. You see these guys? Apparently, these gentlemen are free thinkers. Since you've yet to grow a pair, you get stuck with these. [Hands him a stack of folders]
Pacey: And what's all this?
Rich: That is a collection of about 30 cold days in hell: Rich guys sittin' on piles of money so high that their daughters eloped and sold their own babies on the black market just to put ramen on the table. We have never been able to sell them stock, and they will certainly never buy it from the tardy likes of you. You better get on the phone. We work on commission here. And the guys on your list don't know how dreamy you are, so I would work that blue collar charm full-throttle. Stop battin' your eyes at me.
Pacey: Is this some sort of punishment?
Rich: I'm just tryin' to get you to leave. I don't have enough desks.
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[Dawson and Natasha are kissing outside the police station as Todd comes storming out]
Todd: Ok, shag wits, to the car! Let's go! Chop, bloody chop! Or am I gonna have to throw cold water on you both?
Dawson: I think he's mad.
Natasha: Real mad.
Todd: For the record, never let it be said that Todd Carr is a man who's not in love with being in love. I think both my movies and my life reflect my deep and abiding commitment to getting two good-looking young people together and having a bit of fun now and again. However... as leery here bloody well knows...
Dawson: You're also a man who's in love with sleep.
Todd: To the car. Now.
Todd: Ok, shag wits, to the car! Let's go! Chop, bloody chop! Or am I gonna have to throw cold water on you both?
Dawson: I think he's mad.
Natasha: Real mad.
Todd: For the record, never let it be said that Todd Carr is a man who's not in love with being in love. I think both my movies and my life reflect my deep and abiding commitment to getting two good-looking young people together and having a bit of fun now and again. However... as leery here bloody well knows...
Dawson: You're also a man who's in love with sleep.
Todd: To the car. Now.
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