Denis Leary - Lock N Load Quotes
Denis: And you can't smoke in any of this coffee places. Can't smoke at Starbucks, can't smoke in dunkin' doughnuts... I'm pretty sure coffee was invented by people who were smoking anyways. And they just wanted to invent something so they can stay up late and SMOKE ****IN' MORE! That's my theory. Just ask me or Columbo, he'll back me up on this one.
TV Show: Denis Leary - Lock N Load
Denis: Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the ****? www.what the ****.com!
TV Show: Denis Leary - Lock N Load
Denis: We have some fat ****ing people in this country, don't we?
TV Show: Denis Leary - Lock N Load