Derek and Clive Get the Horn Quotes

Clive: [after being horribly molested by sir] And I was, I felt, golly, that was a narrow squeek cos sir could have done something really nasty, you know, like punish me.

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Derek: The whales were all Nazis! They were at the Nuremberg rallies, mate. They were all whales.
Clive: What, they were tried at the Nuremberg trial?
Derek: No, they were whales at the rallies. Hitler, Hitler was talking to whales.
Clive: Well, that doesn't make them more intelligent cos, er, Hitler lost, didn't he?

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