Despicable Me 3 Quotes
Despicable Me 3
Gru meets his long-lost charming, cheerful, and more successful twin brother Dru who wants to team up with him for one last criminal heist.
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PG | 1h 29min | Animation, Action, Adventure | 30 June 2017 (USA)
Lucy Wilde: [from trailer][spotting Gru and Dru with a weapon]
Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
Gru: Whaa...? [hides the weapon]
Gru: I mean, hello, sweetie.
Dru: [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth]Busted...
Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
Gru: Whaa...? [hides the weapon]
Gru: I mean, hello, sweetie.
Dru: [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth]Busted...
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Gru: Wait, did we...
Dru: ...just finish...
Gru: ...each...
Dru: ...other's...
Gru ,
Dru: Sentences!
Dru: [laughs]
Gru: [laughs]Sorry, it's a twin thing.
Dru: ...just finish...
Gru: ...each...
Dru: ...other's...
Gru ,
Dru: Sentences!
Dru: [laughs]
Gru: [laughs]Sorry, it's a twin thing.
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[from trailer] Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.
Gru: [laughs]I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.
Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.
Gru: [laughs]I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.
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Agnes: The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.
Gru: [Looks warily at soup]Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?
Agnes: But I made it for you.
Gru: [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching]Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination... [swallows]
Gru: ... of Gummi Bears and meat.
Gru: [Looks warily at soup]Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?
Agnes: But I made it for you.
Gru: [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching]Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination... [swallows]
Gru: ... of Gummi Bears and meat.
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Balthazar Bratt: [On TV]Gum one, gum all!
Balthazar Bratt: Gum one, gum all! Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?
Balthazar Bratt: Gum one, gum all! Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?
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[from trailer] Lucy Wilde: [about Dru's mansion]This place is amazing!
Dru: It's nice, I guess, sure. [puts on sunglasses]
Dru: I'm not really into things... [opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles]
Dru: It's nice, I guess, sure. [puts on sunglasses]
Dru: I'm not really into things... [opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles]
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[from trailer] Minion: [looks at a statue of a Gru relative and laughs; to another Minion]Hey, sesct Gru gon boobs!
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Mel the Minion: [singing onstage in the Sing competition with other Minions]Pito pato milo mila taka tiki poulet tika Cepa la joi demitoka lana moule macarena. Pao leggis pabo pati mele cepa maka guta mami lebel mela mustache elle muchaaaa...
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Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent. [pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
Gru: [sarcastic]Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV. [slaps the gun away]
Gru: Oh, that's right, you were! [aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
Gru: But then you got canceled! [laughs]
Balthazar Bratt: [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru]Ha ha!
Gru: Oh, what about that? [punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls! [throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt: [dodges the punches]Dance fight! [dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]
Gru: [sarcastic]Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV. [slaps the gun away]
Gru: Oh, that's right, you were! [aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
Gru: But then you got canceled! [laughs]
Balthazar Bratt: [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru]Ha ha!
Gru: Oh, what about that? [punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls! [throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt: [dodges the punches]Dance fight! [dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]
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[from trailer] Gru: [hanging naked from strings of bubble gum; passes a window with a group of people singing happy birthday who start laughing and taking photos]Happy Birthday dear Dan. Happy Birthday...
Minions: [watching from binoculars]... to you! [laugh]
Minions: [watching from binoculars]... to you! [laugh]
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[from trailer] Dru: [to Gru]I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood!
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[from trailer] Gru: [about villainy]I left that life behind me.
Dru: I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does. [pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile]
Gru: Ho ho ho! Holy moly!
Dru: Become a villain again.
Gru: Mmmm...
Dru: I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does. [pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile]
Gru: Ho ho ho! Holy moly!
Dru: Become a villain again.
Gru: Mmmm...
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Agnes: [to the Scar Faced Man]You saw a for real, like, unicorn? What did it look like? Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it FLUFFY?
The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die! [Agnes smiles and screams extremely loud]
Lucy Wilde: [outside the shop]Agnes! [breaks in and severely attacks everyone]
Lucy Wilde: Excuse me! [grabs a dart from someone and puts it in another person]
Lucy Wilde: Don't worry, I'm here! [picks Agnes up]
Lucy Wilde: Are you okay? [pants]
Edith: Yeah, we're fine. Are you...?
Agnes: Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find ONE! [happily runs outside the shop]
Lucy Wilde: [to everyone who is knocked out on the floor after she attacked them]Sorry. Went a little mamma bear on ya. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one!
The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die! [Agnes smiles and screams extremely loud]
Lucy Wilde: [outside the shop]Agnes! [breaks in and severely attacks everyone]
Lucy Wilde: Excuse me! [grabs a dart from someone and puts it in another person]
Lucy Wilde: Don't worry, I'm here! [picks Agnes up]
Lucy Wilde: Are you okay? [pants]
Edith: Yeah, we're fine. Are you...?
Agnes: Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find ONE! [happily runs outside the shop]
Lucy Wilde: [to everyone who is knocked out on the floor after she attacked them]Sorry. Went a little mamma bear on ya. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one!
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[from TV Spot] Valerie Da Vinci: Agent Gru, YOU'RE FIRED!
Lucy Wilde: If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me. Do you really wanna do that? Alu-ya. [guards throw them out]
Lucy Wilde: Well, I guess she did.
Lucy Wilde: If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me. Do you really wanna do that? Alu-ya. [guards throw them out]
Lucy Wilde: Well, I guess she did.
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[from Trailer] Prisoner: [to a Minion after they all shower]We've been waiting a long time.
Prisoner: [Minion whips him with towel]No, no!
Prisoner: [Minion whips him with towel]No, no!
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Gru: [about the hundreds of Bratt dolls in his lair]He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?
Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!
Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!
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[last lines] Lucy Wilde: Let's get him.
Gru: Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.
Gru: Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.
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Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight! [starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight! [starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
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Gru: [from trailer][to his Minions as they celebrate being villains again]
Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.
Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.
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[from trailer] Gru: Seriously? [Fritz limps back]
Fritz: I really must... [adjusts his spine]
Fritz: ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
Gru: Whaa? Twin brother?
Agnes: Twin brother?
Minions: Twin brother?
Fritz: I really must... [adjusts his spine]
Fritz: ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
Gru: Whaa? Twin brother?
Agnes: Twin brother?
Minions: Twin brother?
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[from trailer] Agnes: [selling the Fluffy Unicorn]He's really good to snuggle with.
Gru: [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her]Agnes, what are you doing?
Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
Minions: Aww...
Gru: [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her]Agnes, what are you doing?
Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
Minions: Aww...
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[from trailer] Dru: [jumping up and down while hugging Gru]Who doesn't love this guy? Look at him! Oh, the hair would make you better. [lightly punches Gru all over, who tries to stop him]
Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad! [does an impression of Gru's face]
Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad! [does an impression of Gru's face]
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[from trailer] Gru's Mom: [shows Gru pictures of when he and Dru were babies]Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. [crumples up the pictures]
Gru's Mom: Obviously, [laughs]
Gru's Mom: I got second pick.
Gru: I have a twin brother!
Gru's Mom: Obviously, [laughs]
Gru's Mom: I got second pick.
Gru: I have a twin brother!
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[from trailer] Fritz: Excuse me.
Gru: [sighs]Hey, could you...? [hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum]
Fritz: Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying... [vacuum turns into a small rocket]
Gru: Goodbye. [the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it]
Gru: [sighs]Hey, could you...? [hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum]
Fritz: Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying... [vacuum turns into a small rocket]
Gru: Goodbye. [the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it]
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